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Will
18-10-2005, 06:45 PM
Here's her story.

My grandma is 83 years old. she has just got out of prison after being in their for three weeks. She drove her Ducati 995 (motobike) at 136mph on the M1 and got banned for riging her motobike. It made the papers you know!

Anyway I'm glad she's out because she's such a character and she has to be the coolest grandma alive!

She's 84 next Tuesday;)

Adam$
18-10-2005, 06:45 PM
You have one active grandma.

TealArms
18-10-2005, 06:46 PM
THATS AWSOME SHE AHS A MOTOBIKE OMG!

Will
18-10-2005, 06:46 PM
Fairly embarrassing too...she went skydiving in 2001!

TealArms
18-10-2005, 06:46 PM
THATS AWSOME SHE HAS A MOTOBIKE OMG!

Will
18-10-2005, 06:47 PM
My grandads just as bad. He can always out-drink ppl down the pub. He's 83 too.

Will
18-10-2005, 06:47 PM
THATS AWSOME SHE AHS A MOTOBIKE OMG!

She's selling it now that she's banned if you're interested

EletricMornings
18-10-2005, 06:59 PM
i dont belive you ;/

Will
18-10-2005, 07:00 PM
i dont belive you ;/

don't then

EletricMornings
18-10-2005, 07:01 PM
shes not been in any papers my mums read ;/

Mr.Kylee
18-10-2005, 07:02 PM
Can I laugh.. :)

cool nan eh? say hi to her for me ^_^ I'm glad she's okay tho.

TealArms
18-10-2005, 07:02 PM
Lol my brother wants one but he is only 16 and is getting one that looks like a motobike but has a scooters engine in, he is going in the army and reloading apachies,:) lol

Will
18-10-2005, 07:03 PM
Can I laugh.. :)

doesnt bother me in the slightest! I think its funny too

JT-Fan
18-10-2005, 07:54 PM
OMG
My grandmas dead :(
URES IS COOL!

2hd.
18-10-2005, 07:57 PM
Happen to have a newspaper cutting?

Jane
18-10-2005, 08:00 PM
shes not been in any papers my mums read ;/

You live in Spain, he lives in Wales?

Eamonn
18-10-2005, 08:05 PM
Emily does your mum scan every word of the paper? He did'nt say it was front page could of been just a columm , and Will my Grandads like that hes about 80 and he does loads drives , skydives im embarassed lolol !

Victimized
18-10-2005, 08:09 PM
You live in Spain, he lives in Wales?


Lol thats what i was gonna say

Seacat
18-10-2005, 08:13 PM
ROFL! I am not laughing at your grandma, I am laughing at how funny what she did is :p

+ Rep for making the funniest thread Ive seen on the Forum for a long time :p

Fingerboots
18-10-2005, 08:31 PM
Eh, you have one cool set of granparents!

Mine are pretty crazy

;l my grandad drove all the way home in reverse once, all through traffic lights, main roads and everything.. And he collects junk! Also got punched for trying to take someone elses junk.. and he tried to mow the forest/bush thing across the street.. and my grandma hides her carkeys, then forgots where the secret place was..

Oh I love old people so!

Mr.Kylee
18-10-2005, 08:33 PM
Lmao I like your granparents better Ash :p and omg my grandad collects junk too <33

Rebecca
18-10-2005, 08:35 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOO haha on a motor bike :']

Magnet
18-10-2005, 09:17 PM
My Grandma makes your horlicks and gives you cookies when you go to her flat xD

SHE RAAAWWKKKS!

ilovejordan
18-10-2005, 09:30 PM
I dont have any grand parents.. :(

Absently
18-10-2005, 09:37 PM
Pretty cool my grandmother died on my mums side and my grandad died on my dads side my gran was pretty cool but she didn't do awesome stuff my other grandmother is just a boring old hag

ilovejordan
18-10-2005, 09:38 PM
I have none..
Kelly did emily leave :'(

Moth
18-10-2005, 09:39 PM
I wish my grandma was that cool. :(

ilovejordan
18-10-2005, 09:41 PM
Least you have one dude

Ziploc Bag
18-10-2005, 09:52 PM
too bad she didnt fall off..

Absently
18-10-2005, 09:54 PM
I have none..
Kelly did emily leave :'(

Yeah i think she did

back on topic it would be cool to have grandparents acting like their young again :)

Fingerboots
19-10-2005, 04:03 PM
Lmao I like your granparents better Ash :p and omg my grandad collects junk too <33
Omg, our grandad's should like meet, then they can share their junk fetishes! <3 Hehe

You know old people rule! They seem to have their own little fashion going on as well.. Marks & Spensor bags, velcro shoes, rollie trolly baskets..

Will
19-10-2005, 04:06 PM
Emily does your mum scan every word of the paper? He did'nt say it was front page could of been just a columm , and Will my Grandads like that hes about 80 and he does loads drives , skydives im embarassed lolol !

Lol they're probably related!

Will
19-10-2005, 04:08 PM
Eh, you have one cool set of granparents!

Mine are pretty crazy

;l my grandad drove all the way home in reverse once, all through traffic lights, main roads and everything.. And he collects junk! Also got punched for trying to take someone elses junk.. and he tried to mow the forest/bush thing across the street.. and my grandma hides her carkeys, then forgots where the secret place was..

Oh I love old people so!

Lmao doesn't all this talk about cool old people want to make you become 80 fast lol

Fingerboots
19-10-2005, 04:12 PM
Lmao doesn't all this talk about cool old people want to make you become 80 fast lol
Hah, I know! I can't wait to be an oap.. (:S) Or one of the scary old lady at the end of the street who chases little children away and screams "get outta my yard" in a strange farmer accent.

Will
19-10-2005, 04:28 PM
Hah, I know! I can't wait to be an oap.. (:S) Or one of the scary old lady at the end of the street who chases little children away and screams "get outta my yard" in a strange farmer accent.

I don't fancy doing that somehow xD

ilovejordan
19-10-2005, 04:30 PM
Hah, I know! I can't wait to be an oap.. (:S) Or one of the scary old lady at the end of the street who chases little children away and screams "get outta my yard" in a strange farmer accent.
sounds good to me :rolleyes:

Clo
19-10-2005, 04:30 PM
Aww, what a cool gran:)

Will
19-10-2005, 04:40 PM
I'm gonna go see her this Weekend (Sunday til Tues) for her 84th lol

Biseinen
19-10-2005, 04:50 PM
LOL !

-Soph-
19-10-2005, 06:57 PM
haha you have a cool nan >;P

burton-x
19-10-2005, 07:01 PM
Wow,
I guess it's because old people can just let go and be outragous :D

Absently
19-10-2005, 07:02 PM
Wow,
I guess it's because old people can just let go and be outragous :D

Old ppl are just great lol

burton-x
19-10-2005, 07:03 PM
hehe,
well most anyway!
+rep to the guys giving funny posts <3

Fingerboots
19-10-2005, 10:25 PM
:P Yeh, mostly are great. Not the grumpy ones. Or the ones who buy things in 1, 2 & 5p coins, then looses count and starts again.

xD Oh god. My mum does that.

Will
16-11-2005, 08:52 PM
For those that are interested the Ducati 995 was sold for £3,000 to a friend of my nan's which means it's got a good home :)

$@m
16-11-2005, 08:54 PM
For those that are interested the Ducati 995 was sold for £3,000 to a friend of my nan's which means it's got a good home :)

LMAO @ that

pechie100
16-11-2005, 08:56 PM
Here's her story.

My grandma is 83 years old. she has just got out of prison after being in their for three weeks. She drove her Ducati 995 (motobike) at 136mph on the M1 and got banned for riging her motobike. It made the papers you know!

Anyway I'm glad she's out because she's such a character and she has to be the coolest grandma alive!

She's 84 next Tuesday;)
Groovy gran or wat ey ?

Rebuild
16-11-2005, 08:57 PM
You have an interesting Grandma. ;D

Lissie152
16-11-2005, 09:01 PM
Aww awesome that shes out :)

Will
16-11-2005, 09:13 PM
Aww awesome that shes out :)


Yep:8 :8 :8 :8

allykin
18-11-2005, 04:16 PM
lmao ur grandmuda is wildddddddddddddddddd

kobi626
18-11-2005, 04:45 PM
Here's her story.

My grandma is 83 years old. she has just got out of prison after being in their for three weeks. She drove her Ducati 995 (motobike) at 136mph on the M1 and got banned for riging her motobike. It made the papers you know!

Anyway I'm glad she's out because she's such a character and she has to be the coolest grandma alive!

She's 84 next Tuesday;)

o.o''

Dupion
18-11-2005, 04:51 PM
Interesting. I still think she could have kept the bike :(

Adam$
18-11-2005, 08:45 PM
For those that are interested the Ducati 995 was sold for £3,000 to a friend of my nan's which means it's got a good home :)
Why did you bump the thread nearly a month on from the last post? :\

deltateamaplha
18-11-2005, 09:43 PM
i dont belive you ;/
I belive it.

allykin
18-11-2005, 10:49 PM
lmao i was wunderin thru the threds from lyk page 6 n saw dis n i posted wilddddd
most of err lmao yes

Afrojoe
18-11-2005, 11:13 PM
Removed by Seacat

Will
20-11-2005, 05:13 PM
Why did you bump the thread nearly a month on from the last post? :\

Maybe if you'd have been paying attention you would know why I brought it up you fat noob

Adam$
22-11-2005, 01:50 PM
Hey, shut up. I find it hard to see you calling me a noob. Have you looked in the mirror lately? And that bad rep was un-nescessary. Seems like a good time to report it. :\

Noob.

Will
22-11-2005, 05:02 PM
Hey, shut up. I find it hard to see you calling me a noob. Have you looked in the mirror lately? And that bad rep was un-nescessary. Seems like a good time to report it. :\

Noob.

Well you bad repped me in the first place mate by bringing up an old thread. I think it'd be nice to share what happened after to the bike cos my Grandma adored that Ducati! And sorry for calling you a noob but just read what has been said instead of just jumping on a bit.

Lysine
22-11-2005, 05:12 PM
Your nan is mad :P

Will
22-11-2005, 05:17 PM
Why do all you people think she's mad! She's not mad or mental just partialy insane!

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