TealArms
30-10-2005, 12:02 PM
>>Boro Earthquake Appeal
>>
>>An Earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Middlesbrough last
>>Monday morning. The epicentre was the 'Posh Part Behind Kwik Save'.
>>Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying "haway me belongeens ar
>>brock" "worapend" and "ar conner bayleeve reet".
>>The earthquake decimated the area causing in excess of £17.55 worth of
>>damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza, Corfu,
>>Rhyll, Whitby and Blackpool were damaged beyond repair. Preserved areas of
>>historic importance were destroyed and cars burned out.
>>Many locals were woken before their Giro's arrived.
>>One resident, Kylie Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said "It
>>was such a f**ckin shock, little Chardonnay-Destiny came
running into my
>>bedroom crying; my hands were shaking
>>that much I could
>>hardly skin-up."
>>The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny
>>Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still
>>searching through the rubble and have found numerous "Elizabeth Duke"
>>sovereign rings, benefit books and Poundstretcher ornaments.
>>How can you help?
>>This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
>>unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most
>>sought after. Urgently needed are Lacoste tracksuits, white socks,
>>Burberry caps, Beanie hats and Rockports. Food parcels are also needed.
>>They include McCain Micro chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland
>>pizza. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightening Cider
>>and Special
Brew.
>>Cash donations are also needed. 22p buys a 'signing-on' biro, £2.50 buys a
>>Jumbo sausage dinner, £20.00
>>buys a fake MOT and £16.00 buys 200 Regal from the back of Tomo's lorry.
>>Your help is appreciated.
>>
>>An Earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Middlesbrough last
>>Monday morning. The epicentre was the 'Posh Part Behind Kwik Save'.
>>Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying "haway me belongeens ar
>>brock" "worapend" and "ar conner bayleeve reet".
>>The earthquake decimated the area causing in excess of £17.55 worth of
>>damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza, Corfu,
>>Rhyll, Whitby and Blackpool were damaged beyond repair. Preserved areas of
>>historic importance were destroyed and cars burned out.
>>Many locals were woken before their Giro's arrived.
>>One resident, Kylie Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said "It
>>was such a f**ckin shock, little Chardonnay-Destiny came
running into my
>>bedroom crying; my hands were shaking
>>that much I could
>>hardly skin-up."
>>The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny
>>Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still
>>searching through the rubble and have found numerous "Elizabeth Duke"
>>sovereign rings, benefit books and Poundstretcher ornaments.
>>How can you help?
>>This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
>>unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most
>>sought after. Urgently needed are Lacoste tracksuits, white socks,
>>Burberry caps, Beanie hats and Rockports. Food parcels are also needed.
>>They include McCain Micro chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland
>>pizza. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightening Cider
>>and Special
Brew.
>>Cash donations are also needed. 22p buys a 'signing-on' biro, £2.50 buys a
>>Jumbo sausage dinner, £20.00
>>buys a fake MOT and £16.00 buys 200 Regal from the back of Tomo's lorry.
>>Your help is appreciated.