The most STUPID thing you've ever done?

[benjamin]

Well, my list is endless:

1] Run into a tree and cut my eyeball and got blood all down my face. :rolleyes:
2] Ride into a moving car on my bike. :rolleyes:
3] Try and bunjee jump down stairs :eusa_danc [Dont ask... ROFL]


I got many more, but I'm forgetful.

What are the most stupid things you've ever done?

EDIT: I remember another one,,

4] Try and jump of a swing really high - I ripped muscles and ALL the ligements in my right ankle - was on crutches over xmas :( :rolleyes:

[brodeo]

Waxxed my nuts. It hurted :'(

[benjamin]

Holy Muffins!

WTH?! Why'dya do that?!

[-Acidic]

1] Walked into a lampost and said sorry [Dont ask]
2] Playing rugby and cut my eyebrow open
3] Hit a Taxi with my bike while coming down a hill

Oh And Another One 4] tried doing a backflip onto concrete. [Mad]

[brodeo]

Ever heard of back, c'rack and sack? It's not a karma sutra move if anyone is thinking rude.

[benjamin]

1] Walked into a lampost and said sorry [Dont ask]
2] Playing rugby and cut my eyebrow open
3] Hit a Taxi with my bike while coming down a hill

Oh And Another One 4] tried doing a backflip onto concrete. [Mad]
Lmao, the 1st one made me laugh. That IS the sort of thing I would do...

Dollars, I get what you mean... How old are you? :o

[Smits]

ran into a lamp post

classic :P

[brodeo]

Lmao, the 1st one made me laugh. That IS the sort of thing I would do...

Dollars, I get what you mean... How old are you? :o

I lie, i lie :D

[-Acidic]

[QUOTE=lBenji][B]Lmao, the 1st one made me laugh. That IS the sort of thing I would do...[QUOTE=lBenji][B]

I Didnt know what i was doing. i was walking to school with my eyes closed. thought i bumped into someone :)

[benjamin]

Running into lamposts or falling down kurbs, I do weekly :rolleyes:

Anyone got any tips on how to be less clumsy?

LOL Acidic, why were you walking with eyes closed...?

Dollars you lil liar ;D

[JT-Fan]

Mine involve my bike:
*Rode into the neighbours car..they didn't find out :P
*Stuck a needle in my tyre to see what would happen.
*Attempt to run over a army of bugs.

[Dirgeofcerberus]

Lmao, I was walking along, looking to my left and not looking where I was going and I walked into a lamp post. xD

[-Acidic]

Running into lamposts or falling down kurbs, I do weekly :rolleyes:

Anyone got any tips on how to be less clumsy?

LOL Acidic, why were you walking with eyes closed...?

Dollars you lil liar ;D


Tired Maybe? Well It Was early in the morning :)

[benjamin]

Walking into lamposts is so funny xD

and Rupsie, I get my bike converscated for running into cars xD

[ross]

Urmm... I don't know? Everything? :(

[benjamin]

Aww, Ross, there must be somthing your REALLY regret?

[-Acidic]

Walking into lamposts is so funny xD

and Rupsie, I get my bike converscated for running into cars xD

When I crashed my bike into this silly taxi driver. i didnt have to pay for the damage. Lucky Me :)

[benjamin]

Lol, when I hit things on my bike I run / ride away xD

[ross]

Ohh I walked into lampost and a car door and I walked into a mirror in a mirror maze, I didn't know it was there.

[-Acidic]

Lol, when I hit things on my bike I run / ride away xD
I Couldnt Run, I Hurt my Finger :(

[benjamin]

I done that, ever been in one of those mirror mazes at funfairs? :rolleyes:

They are so annoying >.<

[GoldenBiscuit]

1) Car went into me, only going about 10-15mph, I went to the floor, got up and wiped myself down and said "sorry". :rolleyes:
2) Was in a stress, wen't into bathroom, and starting running the bath. Gazing into the water, I started thinking about the thing which annoyed me, and hit the water; which sprayed up all over me. Even more annoyed now I turned round and hit the mirror, making me having to dish over the money to replace it to my Aunt. :@
3) Bet at school over fire alerms, my mate said something like, "Them things are so weak, I bet if you poke it it'll break". Me being my stubern self replied, "Yea, 'course", and poked it; setting it off. Everybody wen't onto the fields, I was standing there trying to keep it low, then next lesson I got called to admin and suspended for a week. :rolleyes:
As you now see, i'm not quite as perfect as you might have suggested. ;)

[benjamin]

Lmao, firealarm, I pushed my mate into one and he got suspended :p

The 2nd one is just odd O.o

[Bex.]

Well mine isnt as painful as those things im just a foolish person hu does stupid things at the wrong times.
The stupidest thing ive done recently is getting completely pee'd off (this was monday) with a teacher and slamming the door in her face like hard and it hut her and she now has a bruise, im so dead (been off ill since) ahh not looking forward to going back...

[Absently]

Umm dunno i guess theres nothing

[Vause]

fell in love :)

Lol, it's true.

oorrr.

Got drunk and went naked table dancing for cypher- LOL

[ssricky]

number 5- dodging traffic on the busyest streets in town
number 4- threating a black perons bigger than me in the biggest gheto in my area (im not being racist)
number 3- trying to hold on to the back of my friends car while he drove with me hanging onto his trunk while i was on rollerskates
number 2- while wrestling trying to give a 200 pound kid a power bomb picked him up too fast and fell backwerds on my head spliting it open down the middle

and the number 1 stupidest thing i have ever done is..- falling off the roof of my house and giving myself a concusion :P

[GoldenBiscuit]

Lmao, firealarm, I pushed my mate into one and he got suspended :p

The 2nd one is just odd O.o
Yeah, I suppose, but we all act odd while in anger. :rolleyes:

[-Acidic]

number 5- dodging traffic on the busyest streets in town
number 4- threating a black perons bigger than me in the biggest gheto in my area (im not being racist)
number 3- trying to hold on to the back of my friends car while he drove with me hanging onto his trunk while i was on rollerskates
number 2- while wrestling trying to give a 200 pound kid a power bomb picked him up too fast and fell backwerds on my head spliting it open down the middle

and the number 1 stupidest thing i have ever done is..- falling off the roof of my house and giving myself a concusion :P


Number 2 Is Just silly. i bet it hurt

[benjamin]

Lmao, I thaught I wads bad, I'm so glad I'm not alone xD

[Vause]

hmm maybe when we had to sing for a large amount of people and my mate fell off the stage xD

[benjamin]

Well, my most EMBARRASING moment was like that, in year 6, just before we left. We all had to stand up infront of the rest of our school [600+] and do the Macarena :o

:$

[ssricky]

Number 2 Is Just silly. i bet it hurt
im suicidle when it comes to fighting :P i throw my body at people for no reason xD when i finally woke up it hurt so much :P

[benjamin]

I very rarely get into fights. No one fights me because I'm like 14 and 6ft tall xD

[Jordan3]

1) When I was five, I was playing dizzy dinosaurs, got real dizzy, fell on a corner, and slit my eyelid open, and puked on my postman pat jigsaw.

2) When I was eight, I was dancing on a wall, fell, and slit my other eyelid open.

3) Fighting the same boy every day for a week.

[Jordan3]

Delete....

[ssricky]

I very rarely get into fights. No one fights me because I'm like 14 and 6ft tall xD
omgad im like 1 inch smaller than u and 2 years older than u and i get into like a fight like every second day xD

[Vause]

im suicidle when it comes to fighting :P i throw my body at people for no reason xD when i finally woke up it hurt so much :P


ROFL

[benjamin]

1) When I was five, I was playing dizzy dinosaurs, got real dizzy, fell on a corner, and slit my eyelid open, and puked on my postman pat jigsaw.

2) When I was eight, I was dancing on a wall, fell, and slit my other eyelid open.

3) Fighting the same boy every day for a week.
Dizzy Dinosaurs

PMSL :eusa_danc

[ross]

I've had 1 fight in my whole life, and that was becayse this boy threatened me because when we were playing hide and seek in year 5. I found him and he didn't like it, so we had a ight, lolol.

In comprehensive people are just all mouth, no action.

[Jordan3]

Dizzy Dinosaurs

PMSL :eusa_danc
Dizzy Dinosaurs is hot pls.

[Dirgeofcerberus]

Ive only had a few fights in my whole life, only 2 proper good ones.

Once in P.E this lad was calling me and my best mate so I just punched him one in the eye, gave him a black eye. xD

The other one was a few weeks ago, I kept slapping one of my sorta mates round the face like 10x a day, lol, then one day he just charged at me, so I punched him in the eye, he got a black eye as well. xD

[Vitality]

I kissed a man when i got really really drunk :'(

I enjoyed it ;)

[ssricky]

Ive only had a few fights in my whole life, only 2 proper good ones.

Once in P.E this lad was calling me and my best mate so I just punched him one in the eye, gave him a black eye. xD

The other one was a few weeks ago, I kept slapping one of my sorta mates round the face like 10x a day, lol, then one day he just charged at me, so I punched him in the eye, he got a black eye as well. xD
punching in the eye is lame i punch in the nose in all the fights i have had everyone has walked away with a bloody or broken nose xD

[GoldSolid]

The most stupid thing ive ever done is - I pushed my little cousin into a MASSIVE puddle of mud and he was stood in it and it was up to his chest, I helped him back out and I fealt so sorry for him that I jumped in it myself ^^

The most embarrasing thing ive ever done is - Slip over and smash my face on a concreate floor and laugh my head off with embarrasment... Dont ask me why... I hate being embarrased ^^

[benjamin]

:o Vitality, :o :o

Lol, k. Well I'm surprised so many people are as clumsy as me xD

I gotta go offline now, I'll check the thread tomorrow, Buhbai ♥

[Dirgeofcerberus]

punching in the eye is lame i punch in the nose in all the fights i have had everyone has walked away with a bloody or broken nose xD

Agh well, Im usually in a rage so I just punch anywhere. xD
I probably punch wierd like in a different kinda way, I have just always gone for the eye, next time I will go for nose. xD

[ssricky]

Agh well, Im usually in a rage so I just punch anywhere. xD
I probably punch wierd like in a different kinda way, I have just always gone for the eye, next time I will go for nose. xD
pmsl if u ever get into a fight or need tips pm me i get into so many fights its so funny xD its funnier when i lose cuz the next day i jump them from behind :P

[Dirgeofcerberus]

pmsl if u ever get into a fight or need tips pm me i get into so many fights its so funny xD its funnier when i lose cuz the next day i jump them from behind :P

Lmao, I bet thats fun.
Ive watched someone get jumped before at the bus bay at my school.
This lad who has a paralysed arm just came up behind this lad and wacked him like 3 times round the head with his paralysed arm, then people broke it up. Lol

I dont get into fights often though.

[joe:-,]

Become gay :( i hate it so much its recking my life

[ssricky]

Lmao, I bet thats fun.
Ive watched someone get jumped before at the bus bay at my school.
This lad who has a paralysed arm just came up behind this lad and wacked him like 3 times round the head with his paralysed arm, then people broke it up. Lol

I dont get into fights often though.
pmsl if u ever get into a fight with a big guy try to hit him right above his left eye if ur face to face it wud be the eye closest to ur right hand if u punch anyone there its a instant ko. if u shatter neone temple its instant ko :P

[Dirgeofcerberus]

pmsl if u ever get into a fight with a big guy try to hit him right above his left eye if ur face to face it wud be the eye closest to ur right hand if u punch anyone there its a instant ko. if u shatter neone temple its instant ko :P

Lmao, well im quite tall anyway so there isnt loads of people that are bigger than me.

[-Soph-]

1- Ran into a glass door, smashed it, blood everywhere! Knocked myself out =D
2- Got myself put on report at school :rolleyes:

[Vause]

soph you smell k

[Dirgeofcerberus]

1- Ran into a glass door, smashed it, blood everywhere! Knocked myself out =D
2- Got myself put on report at school :rolleyes:

Lmao to number 1.

[-Soph-]

Lmao to number 1.


it didnt actually hurt :p propelly more shock :p

[hurt a bit later though ;p]
I didnt even realise id cut my hand to shreds until my mum pointed it out :p

[Adam$]

I fell out of the back of a moving van. ;D

[mynameishelen!]

Most stupid thing - my brother dared me to throw this huge stone up in the air and close my eyes to chance it hitting me ... it hit me. 3 stitches in the top of my head :)

most embarrasing - got on the bus to school and the floor was all wet cos it was pouring down rain, the bus moved while i was standing and i slid on my bum all the way to the back of this bus :D

[Mohawk Man]

wrestling my mate and broke my neck and slam a door in my tutors face! and i mean in his face. it broke his nose! i was excluded for 3 months

[Blunte]

I was in America watching the Yankee's Vs the sox, then the big screen was on me and i was 'scratching' shall we say.

[bigdawg11907]

STUPID:
I've ran into a parked car on my bike lol
Threw a 6 pound bowling ball into the middle of a busy intersection gr8 times!
seen if my knive was sharp ( definatly was )

Weirded out:
burnt down my grandma's chicken coop
ran outside in the snow naked
ran around the gym w/ my boxers on & pants down ( made $15 ) Lmao
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most stupidest- paintballed a cop car ---BAD IDEA DO NOT DO! im advising u

[benjamin]

Lol xD

Anyone else got any stupid things theyve done?

[Brody]

jumpedm off my shed in to a wheelbarrow . got in a tire and rolled down a ditch with thorns in

[brodeo]

Lol. When i went to Bridlington (my auntie and uncle used to live there) there was a fair every october and a mirror maze. I ran to the end then it turned out to be a mirror and everuone saw me and laughed :'( It hurted. I'll survive :D Ya

[Absently]

I still can't think of one i had one today though and forgot it

[Cass.]

MEMEMEM

Kkz about a yr ago
i ran into a wall and cra'cked my head open
when i was in yr 2 i ran into a bench and split my leg open
Erm i fall outta bed loads so thats gta be one
Dived into a thorn bush
backflipped and landed on my cat :( poor cat
and thats all i no atmm :o / can rememberr

[benjamin]

Moto that was bright :rolleyes:

Dollars, I been in one of those before, I hate them, I allways get stuck!

[Brody]

o i remember another 1 sum1 nocked on the table i went to door and ansewered it i thought it was the neighbour and sed sum naughty words

[benjamin]

People do that at my school, but the teachers never fall for it.

[Dive]

Ooh.. I got drunk, blew a condom up and gave it to a Community officer, then continued to hug her.
Not the best idea in the world, I wouldn't reccomend it.. :eusa_shif

[benjamin]

Ooh.. I got drunk, blew a condom up and gave it to a Community officer, then continued to hug her.
Not the best idea in the world, I wouldn't reccomend it.. :eusa_shif
Lmao, what did she do?

[Absently]

I remember one


I was drunk and got on a wall and started dancing and running on the wall and next minute ifell over into a bush of nettles it hurt :'(

[Dive]

Lmao, what did she do?

Lol.. It was quite amusing. She said, "I think you've had abit to much love, time to go home I think." Weirdly enough, I don't remember acutally been given the condom back, I suppose she must have liked her present. Haha.

[benjamin]

Lmao, boys at my school blow up condoms and pop them for some reason. tis a waste! Lol

[Foob]

Hmm i do lots of stupid things, these are my most recent...
Chucked the cat down the stairs into the path of the dogs which like hate her, i thought she was a hot water bottle.

tripped over my own feet in a themepark into like a muddy puddle. I went flyying. I messed my wrist up and cut my hip :( and had to walk round the themepark for the rest of the night covered in mud.

Oo went flying backwards in my youth club/school thingy, cracked my head open on the corner of the wall, right at the bottom where the skirting board is... If you havn't seen someone cracking there head open then you wont imagine how much blood there is, it spurts out like a fountain, lots of it. Anyway, i just sat there laughing and continued smoking my *** when everyone else is running bout panicking. The cut was as long as my workers thumb and as wide (9cm by 3) But i have a nervous laugh. So everybody thought i was crazy as i was just sitting there laughing... Ok im ranting more stupid things...
Ummm I ran into a lampost and fell flat back on the floor into a puddle...
Im really accident prone, i can't get through a day without tripping over or something and i always spill drinks.

[benjamin]

Lol xD

*Bumps*

[Kardan]

I was in America watching the Yankee's Vs the sox, then the big screen was on me and i was 'scratching' shall we say.

LMAO!

I was laughing for 5 minutes... Phew... Anyway...

I bounced on a bed, lost balence went through a window and landed on concrete.

Cracked my head open so my grandma put my head under the tap :rolleyes:

I was 2 (bed was on first floor)

[brodeo]

The most stupid? Made friends with cass. T'was a shame.

[Cass.]

The most stupid? Made friends with cass. T'was a shame.
:o *unfriends ? :s* :)