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ross
18-11-2005, 09:28 PM
That is right. To celebrate the WEEKEND. (Hehe)

I am doing a COMPETITION. NOW!

The prize will be:

- Rares
- Rep

Make the entries good, as I'm not pointless repping.

* COMPETITION * [This is now moved to Friday - not Saturday]

Write story including these words:

Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.

Highlight the words in your story.

Make atleast 8+ lines.

It'll close tomorrow at 3pm - Saturday 19th November.

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 09:31 PM
That is right. To celebrate the WEEKEND. (Hehe)

I am doing a COMPETITION. NOW!

The prize will be:

- Rares
- Rep

Make the entries good, as I'm not pointless repping.

* COMPETITION * [This is now moved to Friday - not Saturday]

Write story including these words:

Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.

Highlight the words in your story.

Make atleast 8+ lines.

It'll close tomorrow at 3pm - Saturday 19th November.
kk um
ONE DAY THERE WAS A CHEESEBURGER NAMED ROSS.
HE WAS IN LOVE WITH CASSIE AND SHE LOVED HIM. THEY WERE IN LOVE
ON THE WEEKEND CASSIE WAS LISTENING TO SOME MUSIC WHEN ROSS
WENT *SLAP* WITH A SHOE.
CASSIE SCREAMED SAYING OUCH!
SO SHE GOT A SHOE AND MADE ROSS THE CHEESEBURGER EAT IT.
HE ATE IT.
AND THEY ALLL WENT TO SLEEP
THE END.

benjamin
18-11-2005, 09:35 PM
That is right. To celebrate the WEEKEND. (Hehe)

I am doing a COMPETITION. NOW!

The prize will be:

- Rares
- Rep

Make the entries good, as I'm not pointless repping.

* COMPETITION * [This is now moved to Friday - not Saturday]

Write story including these words:

Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.

Highlight the words in your story.

Make atleast 8+ lines.

It'll close tomorrow at 3pm - Saturday 19th November.
Once there were 2 lovers, Ross and Cassie, they were in love, becasue they had passionating sleeping sessions with cheeseburgers, but when the cheeseburgers were naughty, Cassie slapped Ross, and the cheeseburger shouted ouch! Then they wanted to listen to music, but the cheeseburger said NOOOOO, and put on some Craig David music and Cassie and Ross died becasue th music was poo.
Because it was so poo, a moose came along and slapped the cheeseburger
The end? ;D

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 09:37 PM
Once there were 2 lovers, Ross and Cassie, they were in love, becasue they had passionating sleeping sessions with cheeseburgers, but when the cheeseburgers were naughty, Cassie slapped Ross, and the cheeseburger shouted ouch! Then they wanted to listen to music, but the cheeseburger said NOOOOO, and put on some Craig David music and Cassie and Ross died becasue th music was poo.

The end? ;D
LMAO u missed the word *slap*
:rolleyes:

YellowParasol
18-11-2005, 09:38 PM
Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.




It was the Weekend, Ross and Cassie decided to Sleep round Eachothers House. They went to McDonalds and got a Cheeseburger. Ross was about to Eat a Cheeseburger when Cassie Slapped Ross for the fun of it, he Dropped the burger and Screamed OUCH!. They went back to Ross'es house and Listened to Music (I think they Love eachother) :o


LOL! What a Rubbish Story, im going now ;)

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 09:39 PM
Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.




It was the Weekend, Ross and Cassie decided to Sleep round Eachothers House. They went to McDonalds and got a Cheeseburger. Ross was about to Eat a Cheeseburger when Cassie Slapped Ross for the fun of it, he Dropped the burger and Screamed OUCH!. They went back to Ross'es house and Listened to Music (I think they Love eachother) :o


LOL! What a Rubbish Story, im going now ;)
BOVERED.
:rolleyes:

ross
18-11-2005, 09:39 PM
*Reminder: HIGHLIGHT the words you MUST use!*

Dupion
18-11-2005, 09:39 PM
Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.

One weekend Ross was walking the streets with his dear friend Cassie. Cassie turned around to Ross and exclaimed 'I would love a cheesburger
'I can't be bothered to go to the shop' Ross replied. 'I need to sleep
*Slap!* Cassie slapped Ross across the cheek hardly.
'OUCH!' Ross screamed as he put on some music on his MP3.
'This happens every weekend' screamed Cassie as she ran to the shop to buy a cheeseburger.

-Ross and Cassie are now the best of friends and no one was harmed in the making of this story. <3

benjamin
18-11-2005, 09:40 PM
LMAO u missed the word *slap*
:rolleyes:
Not now ;P

Grabbed
18-11-2005, 09:40 PM
"Ahhh. The weekend is finally here," sighed Ross.

"I think I am going to listen to my music on my iPod".

All of a sudden, a distant rumble of thunder told him that a very mad person was about to walk through his bedroom door.

As he feared, Cassie the beast ran into his room, clutching a cheeseburger and looking livid.

"OMGZZ take me to McDonalds now you beastie111!" Ross yelled.

"No need, I'll just shove it into your mouth hahah! I don't love you anymore bbz! *Slap*. He was in agony as the beast gave him a hard slap on the cheek.

"OUCH!" came the sound from Ross's mouth. Before he could do anything, Cassie leapt at him.

"Mmph!!" Ross tried to shout as the beast forced the burger into his mouth.

He managed to pull out his wand in the nick of time, pointed it at the beast, and roared, "AVADA KEDAVRA!11." The beast fell down, dead.

"Phew!" Ross said, as he smote her ruins upon the bedroom wall. "I need some sleep now, after all that!"

The end.

YellowParasol
18-11-2005, 09:42 PM
Ive Highlited all the Words in my Story ;D

ross
18-11-2005, 09:43 PM
Ohh good guys!

Vause
18-11-2005, 09:43 PM
That is right. To celebrate the WEEKEND. (Hehe)

I am doing a COMPETITION. NOW!

The prize will be:

- Rares
- Rep

Make the entries good, as I'm not pointless repping.

* COMPETITION * [This is now moved to Friday - not Saturday]

Write story including these words:

Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.

Highlight the words in your story.

Make atleast 8+ lines.

It'll close tomorrow at 3pm - Saturday 19th November.


One day Ross and Cassie went to the land of the cheeseburgers, they were in lovewith it! They both wanted to sleep, but a giant apple came over and did this.. *slap* to them. to keep them away. OUCH! They cried. If only the weekend was here, then they could lie in bed all day and listen to music..


LMAO

Adam$
18-11-2005, 09:43 PM
Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.

One day, when Ross whas eating away on a Lovely Cheeseburger, last weekend, Cassie entered the room, half asleep. *Slap*. Cassie slaps Ross. "OUCH! shouts Ross "Where is my music player?", asked Cassie, "You were using it last."

The end. I don't wanna be entered, I couldn't be bothered to finish it off. ;]

Sequined
18-11-2005, 09:44 PM
*Were all going on a summer holiday - WTH It's Christmas - We Wish You A Merry Christmas* The alarm clock that ross owned had started going off. He had just woke up from his nightly sleep. Ross rolled over and cuddled into Cassie. OUCH! my arm. Ross had just rolled over onto Cassie's arm. *Slap* and Ross was rubbing his face.
'No need for that Cassie' Said Ross
'There is when you lie on my arm when i'm still asleep' screamed Cassie. She wasn't very happy.
Although it was the weekend Cassie hadn't had much sleep last night due to Ross and Cassie's night of love. According to Ross him and Cassie's night of love means biting each others...
Chesseburger. Ross got out of bed and walked over and turned on the radio. Cassie didn't look happy. Ross really blasted the music. It was 'Oops i did it again by Britney Spears' prior to this Cassie had just let off wind and then she done it again. They both started laughing and then kissed and made up. When Ross turned his back though Cassie gave him a dirty look.

Hope you like it. :p Thanks for the competition Ross.

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 09:44 PM
"Ahhh. The weekend is finally here," sighed Ross.

"I think I am going to listen to my music on my iPod".

All of a sudden, a distant rumble of thunder told him that a very mad person was about to walk through his bedroom door.

As he feared, Cassie the beast ran into his room, clutching a cheeseburger and looking livid.

"OMGZZ take me to McDonalds now you beastie111!" Ross yelled.

"No need, I'll just shove it into your mouth hahah! I don't love you anymore bbz! *Slap*. He was in agony as the beast gave him a hard slap on the cheek.

"OUCH!" came the sound from Ross's mouth. Before he could do anything, Cassie leapt at him.

"Mmph!!" Ross tried to shout as the beast forced the burger into his mouth.

He managed to pull out his wand in the nick of time, pointed it at the beast, and roared, "AVADA KEDAVRA!11." The beast fell down, dead.

"Phew!" Ross said, as he smote her ruins upon the bedroom wall. "I need some sleep now, after all that!"

The end.
:o i am not a beast :(

Rawr
18-11-2005, 09:45 PM
That is right. To celebrate the WEEKEND. (Hehe)

I am doing a COMPETITION. NOW!

The prize will be:

- Rares
- Rep

Make the entries good, as I'm not pointless repping.

* COMPETITION * [This is now moved to Friday - not Saturday]

Write story including these words:

Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.

Highlight the words in your story.

Make atleast 8+ lines.

It'll close tomorrow at 3pm - Saturday 19th November.

Once upon a time there was a guy called Ross who was walking throught the creepy woods when he met a girl called Cassie. He saw her and got abit nervous but offerd to share a cheeseburger with him and she agreed. Then Ross built a lovely tent where they could both camp out and sleep for the night. When they were sleeping poor Cassie got bit by a random polar bear and she screamed OUCH! Ross was there though to treat her and Cassie told him she loved him to Ross' suprise. Then they met up at the weekend and went for a walk but when they were walking Ross eyed up another girl so Cassie *SLAPED* him good and proper. Ross got really depressed and Cassie wouldn't take him back so he decided to listen to his favourite music. Take that's greatest hits.

Grabbed
18-11-2005, 09:46 PM
:o i am not a beast :(

That must be a typo. Its fake.

le harry
18-11-2005, 09:47 PM
Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.

One day, there was a young intelligent man called Ross, he loved Cheeseburgers, every morning on the Weekend he went to the Music shop to buy a new CD called Love *slap* when he got home he was quite tired and decided to go to Sleep when he tripped over, he yelled OUCH! and got back up, he then recieved a phone call from Cassie, she said she wanted to go out to lunch, he had lunch and lived happily ever after..

ross
18-11-2005, 09:47 PM
Once upon a time there was a guy called Ross who was walking throught the creepy woods when he met a girl called Cassie. He saw her and got abit nervous but offerd to share a cheeseburger with him and she agreed. Then Ross built a lovely tent where they could both camp out and sleep for the night. When they were sleeping poor Cassie got bit by a random polar bear and she screamed OUCH! Ross was there though to treat her and Cassie told him she loved him to Ross' suprise. Then they met up at the weekend and went for a walk but when they were walking Ross eyed up another girl so Cassie *SLAPED* him good and proper. Ross got really depressed and Cassie wouldn't take him back so he decided to listen to his favourite music. Take that's greatest hits.
LMAO. TAKE THAT?! Haha.

Becky.
18-11-2005, 09:49 PM
Habbo Name; famous-girl (just felt like doin tht)

It was a warm, sunny morning when Ross got out of his deep sleep, 'WOOOOOOO, It's the weekend!!' He screamed! He got dressed and ate his toast, then phoned up Cassie using an expensive network which his parents payed for :P
Cassie and Ross met up for a cheeseburger. While they ate their cheeseburgers a bunch of weirded noobs came and started chatting Ross up :P *Slap* Cassie whacked the noob across the face! ' Go away you slap head' She bellowed! 'Ouch!' The noob shouted, he ran home :P
Ross walked Cassie home and they fell in love :P
Ross ran home and started listening to music while jumping up and down like a maniac!
Ze End

Rawr
18-11-2005, 09:49 PM
LMAO. TAKE THAT?! Haha.

Ross it's oky, we all understand. -Huggles-

ross
18-11-2005, 09:50 PM
Ross it's oky, we all understand. -Huggles-
Noo, get it right. It was the greatest hits of Backstreet Boys.

Rawr
18-11-2005, 09:51 PM
Noo, get it right. It was the greatest hits of Backstreet Boys.

No i've heard you with it on. Don't deny it Ross!!!!!!!!!!

Gtg cyas hunny. <3

ross
18-11-2005, 09:51 PM
No i've heard you with it on. Don't deny it Ross!!!!!!!!!!

Gtg cyas hunny. <3
Goodbye. And so what I listened to it :)

Ree
18-11-2005, 09:51 PM
There once was a girl called Cassie who liked to sleep with cheeseburgers on weekends. But one weekend cassie took advantage of her play mate, and he called his "homies" including Ross Jibbi and Callie and they all slapped her. *slapslapslap* and one big... *SLAP* OUCH! cried Cassie. She wasnt happy. She didnt mean to take advantage of the burger! she was REALLY in love! Cassie went home, and listened to some music, while dreaming and drooling of mr burgie </3 she was heartbroke

TEEEEHEEEEE

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 09:52 PM
Ross u have such good taste :rolleyes:


There once was a girl called Cassie who liked to sleep with cheeseburgers on weekends. But one weekend cassie took advantage of her play mate, and he called his "homies" including Ross Jibbi and Callie and they all slapped her. *slapslapslap* and one big... *SLAP* OUCH! cried Cassie. She wasnt happy. She didnt mean to take advantage of the burger! she was REALLY in love! Cassie went home, and listened to some music, while dreaming and drooling of mr burgie </3 she was heartbroke

TEEEEHEEEEE



LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMr burgie :'(

Laura.
18-11-2005, 09:57 PM
On a cold winters day, 30th December. There once lived a male called Ross. He woke up quite late in the day because he had been drinking last night and he needed a really long sleep to wear the affect off. He got out of his blue room and put his teal blue dressing gown. He creeped downstairs and he noticed the rest of the family were watching Bruce Forsyths The Price Is Right. He sneeked into the kitchen and went to the fridge, all he could find was a Cheeseburger, so he just warmed it up in the micro wave and ate it. He went back up stairs and put the TV on. All that was mostly on was Music, so he just watched that.
*RING, RING* His magenta pink sharp razor phone went off. He answered it and it was Cassie. He had fancied her for ages. She asked if she could come round, Ross came out rapidly with "yes! sure"
The door knocks. Ross runs to the door to answer it. It was the girl of his dreams. They went into the kitchen and started to talk. "What you up to this weekend" Ross asked. "nothing really" She replied. "Wanna go see Harry Potter then?" He asked. "yeah k" she replied.
It came to the Saturday. Ross got dressed up as much as he could. A fit lad caught his eye, he couldnt stop looking at him. The lad came over and they started to talk. The lad leaned in for a kiss and ross returned it. Cassie came walking aroud the corner. She came running and crying over to him, but Ross never noticed she was there. *SLAP* She slapped Ross. "OMG, Im So Sorry I Never Saw you There" Ross Said". "I thought if we went out there might be love in the air* replied Cassie
*Love is in the air started to play in the cinema*
"OUCH! That REALLY Hurt!" Ross Replied
"Serves You Too Right"
The other lad walked off.

*Ross wakes up*
"Wowza! Thank god that was only a dream" Ross Queried.




HeHe That Was Fun To Write :)

Magnet
18-11-2005, 10:10 PM
It was at 9pm.. Everyone thought it was safe to go out. But they were wrong. "Ross is on the loose again" the news reporter said on the 9pm news, Cassie sat on her sofa eating a cheeseburger, it was coming up to the weekend, time to do whatever she wants. Buy some new music CD's, go to McDonalds, go shopping, go out with mates, and clubbing. Cassie thought it would be great to go to the Demzo night club, for under 18's yet they sell alchohol. It was 9:15pm when Cassie went up to get ready. By 10pm she rang her mates and said she was ready to go out. She called for a taxi, it came. She saw the taxi driver and said by looking at his badge "Hi Ross, I'd like to go to the Demzo night club please." she said politely, "Whatever, get in NOW!" Ross said. Cassie was meeting up with her boyfriend, she rang him to let him know she was on his way. "Hi Jack, I'm coming now, I love you Jack!" she said and put the phone down.
Ross looked back at her with an evil look, she realised who it was but kept quiet. He turned down the wrong lane purposely, down Brickred avenue, no one lived down their. He got out the taxi and opened the backdoor, pulled Cassie out and slapped her. *Slap* *Slap* *Slap*. Cassie screamed but he grabbed her and punched her. "Ouch! HEEELP" she yelped. He covered her mouth before she could do anything. Ross then pulled out a gun and shot her. "Sleep peacefully, love. Heh heh ha!" He said chuckling, driving away.

Rock on mee!

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 10:12 PM
It was at 9pm.. Everyone thought it was safe to go out. But they were wrong. "Ross is on the loose again" the news reporter said on the 9pm news, Cassie sat on her sofa eating a cheeseburger, it was coming up to the weekend, time to do whatever she wants. Buy some new music CD's, go to McDonalds, go shopping, go out with mates, and clubbing. Cassie thought it would be great to go to the Demzo night club, for under 18's yet they sell alchohol. It was 9:15pm when Cassie went up to get ready. By 10pm she rang her mates and said she was ready to go out. She called for a taxi, it came. She saw the taxi driver and said by looking at his badge "Hi Ross, I'd like to go to the Demzo night club please." she said politely, "Whatever, get in NOW!" Ross said. Cassie was meeting up with her boyfriend, she rang him to let him know she was on his way. "Hi Jack, I'm coming now, I love you Jack!" she said and put the phone down.
Ross looked back at her with an evil look, she realised who it was but kept quiet. He turned down the wrong lane purposely, down Brickred avenue, no one lived down their. He got out the taxi and opened the backdoor, pulled Cassie out and slapped her. *Slap* *Slap* *Slap*. Cassie screamed but he grabbed her and punched her. "Ouch! HEEELP" she yelped. He covered her mouth before she could do anything. Ross then pulled out a gun and shot her. "Sleep peacefully, love. Heh heh ha!" He said chuckling, driving away.

Rock on mee!
LMAOOO
OMG EVIL ROSS

$@m
18-11-2005, 10:13 PM
It's Friday night and you expect me to do Literacy?

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 10:13 PM
LMAO WE USED TO SAY LITERACY AT PRIMARY SCHOOOLLLLLLLLLL

ross
18-11-2005, 10:14 PM
It was at 9pm.. Everyone thought it was safe to go out. But they were wrong. "Ross is on the loose again" the news reporter said on the 9pm news, Cassie sat on her sofa eating a cheeseburger, it was coming up to the weekend, time to do whatever she wants. Buy some new music CD's, go to McDonalds, go shopping, go out with mates, and clubbing. Cassie thought it would be great to go to the Demzo night club, for under 18's yet they sell alchohol. It was 9:15pm when Cassie went up to get ready. By 10pm she rang her mates and said she was ready to go out. She called for a taxi, it came. She saw the taxi driver and said by looking at his badge "Hi Ross, I'd like to go to the Demzo night club please." she said politely, "Whatever, get in NOW!" Ross said. Cassie was meeting up with her boyfriend, she rang him to let him know she was on his way. "Hi Jack, I'm coming now, I love you Jack!" she said and put the phone down.
Ross looked back at her with an evil look, she realised who it was but kept quiet. He turned down the wrong lane purposely, down Brickred avenue, no one lived down their. He got out the taxi and opened the backdoor, pulled Cassie out and slapped her. *Slap* *Slap* *Slap*. Cassie screamed but he grabbed her and punched her. "Ouch! HEEELP" she yelped. He covered her mouth before she could do anything. Ross then pulled out a gun and shot her. "Sleep peacefully, love. Heh heh ha!" He said chuckling, driving away.

Rock on mee!
Lmao, omg. I'm not evil.

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 10:15 PM
Ross you wouldn't do that owuld you :o :'(

ross
18-11-2005, 10:15 PM
Not to you, no. ;D

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 10:15 PM
omgs yay :')

infatuation
18-11-2005, 10:21 PM
Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.

It was a dark, cold, weekend night, when Ross was having a little.. fun ;) With cassie, while listening to some romantic music. He said "I hope this night never ends, you turn me on oh so hard.." and cassie replied with "Sorry Ross.. I'm actually a.. man". Ross stared at cassie for a moment, and then.. *Slap!*
"Ouch!! How could you!!" said Ross, quite mad. "I'm sorry, I truly am.. I just love you.. " said cassie. Ross got out some cheeseburgers from when he went to the store, and they ate some dinner. After dinner, they washed up, and got under the blankets.

ross
18-11-2005, 10:23 PM
Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.

It was a dark, cold, weekend night, when Ross was having a little.. fun ;) With cassie, while listening to some romantic music. He said "I hope this night never ends, you turn me on oh so hard.." and cassie replied with "Sorry Ross.. I'm actually a.. man". Ross stared at cassie for a moment, and then.. *Slap!*
"Ouch!! How could you!!" said Ross, quite mad. "I'm sorry, I truly am.. I just love you.. " said cassie. Ross got out some cheeseburgers from when he went to the store, and they ate some dinner. After dinner, they washed up, and got under the blankets.
Lmao. haha

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 10:23 PM
Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.

It was a dark, cold, weekend night, when Ross was having a little.. fun ;) With cassie, while listening to some romantic music. He said "I hope this night never ends, you turn me on oh so hard.." and cassie replied with "Sorry Ross.. I'm actually a.. man". Ross stared at cassie for a moment, and then.. *Slap!*
"Ouch!! How could you!!" said Ross, quite mad. "I'm sorry, I truly am.. I just love you.. " said cassie. Ross got out some cheeseburgers from when he went to the store, and they ate some dinner. After dinner, they washed up, and got under the blankets.
:o kk i liked it at first but
im not a man :'(

infatuation
18-11-2005, 10:24 PM
Lmao. haha
It was hard! loooool.
You made me think = ;[

le harry
18-11-2005, 10:25 PM
Funny posts!

Hi Cassie and Ross <33

Laura.
18-11-2005, 10:26 PM
My Story Was Rubbish Lmaoo Im Not in A "Lieracy" Mood Im In A Media Mood

ross
18-11-2005, 10:26 PM
Funny posts!

Hi Cassie and Ross <33
Hello there. It's Mr and Mrs Klock to you ;) hehe

Rebuild
18-11-2005, 10:29 PM
Once upon a time, a kitten named Andrew read to his snail friends a delightful little story. The story was of two fabulous friends who had just enjoyed a wonderful weekend of pancakes. Their names were Ross and Cassie. Ross had just woken from a deep sleep and decided to make a cheeseburger for breakfast. A few minutes later Cassie entered the room and screamed at the top of her voice 'WHERE'S MY CHEESEBURGER?!' Ross was stunned as he had forggotten poor Cassie's breakfast. Cassie rushed over and gave Ross a huge *slap*! Ross cried out 'OUCH!' Ross what quick to apoligise but Cassie wasn't please. Ross gave his cheeseburger to Cassie as a sign of apoligy. Cassie fell in love with the cheeseburger and gobbled it up in seconds! Ross and Cassie then decided to listen to music for the next 8 hours. After that they flew off to a magical land where llamas and turtles danced until dawn. Then Andrew had a heart attack and the story could sadly never be finished. The snails couldn't help because it took them 5 weeks to get him to the hospital. THE END!

ross
18-11-2005, 10:31 PM
Once upon a time, a kitten named Andrew read to his snail friends a delightful little story. The story was of two fabulous friends who had just enjoyed a wonderful weekend of pancakes. Their names were Ross and Cassie. Ross had just woken from a deep sleep and decided to make a cheeseburger for breakfast. A few minutes later Cassie entered the room and screamed at the top of her voice 'WHERE'S MY CHEESEBURGER?!' Ross was stunned as he had forggotten poor Cassie's breakfast. Cassie rushed over and gave Ross a huge *slap*! Ross cried out 'OUCH!' Ross what quick to apoligise but Cassie wasn't please. Ross gave his cheeseburger to Cassie as a sign of apoligy. Cassie fell in love with the cheeseburger and gobbled it up in seconds! Ross and Cassie then decided to listen to music for the next 8 hours. After that they flew off to a magical land where llamas and turtles danced until dawn. Then Andrew had a heart attack and the story could sadly never be finished. The snails couldn't help because it took them 5 weeks to get him to the hospital. THE END!
Rofl, that's good.

Rebuild
18-11-2005, 10:31 PM
Rofl, that's good.

Why thank you, I worked hard on it and made myself proud in the process. ;']

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 10:32 PM
Once upon a time, a kitten named Andrew read to his snail friends a delightful little story. The story was of two fabulous friends who had just enjoyed a wonderful weekend of pancakes. Their names were Ross and Cassie. Ross had just woken from a deep sleep and decided to make a cheeseburger for breakfast. A few minutes later Cassie entered the room and screamed at the top of her voice 'WHERE'S MY CHEESEBURGER?!' Ross was stunned as he had forggotten poor Cassie's breakfast. Cassie rushed over and gave Ross a huge *slap*! Ross cried out 'OUCH!' Ross what quick to apoligise but Cassie wasn't please. Ross gave his cheeseburger to Cassie as a sign of apoligy. Cassie fell in love with the cheeseburger and gobbled it up in seconds! Ross and Cassie then decided to listen to music for the next 8 hours. After that they flew off to a magical land where llamas and turtles danced until dawn. Then Andrew had a heart attack and the story could sadly never be finished. The snails couldn't help because it took them 5 weeks to get him to the hospital. THE END!
LMAO

Addie
18-11-2005, 10:37 PM
Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.

It was the WEEKEND and CASSIE was pregnant with ROSS'ES quads, The Hulk, Cassie JR, Rossy, Ross JR. Cassie was listning to MUSIC whilst Ross got everything ready for the babies. Ross and Cassie's LOVE was excellent. Then all of a sudden Cassie fell. Then *SLAP* Ross had slapped her. Cassie woke up and said ''OUCH!!!!!'' ROSS rushed her to the hospital. Cassie was in labour. Ross fell aSLEEP and about three hours later Cassie came through with their kids.

Lol

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 10:39 PM
Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.

It was the WEEKEND and CASSIE was pregnant with ROSS'ES quads, The Hulk, Cassie JR, Rossy, Ross JR. Cassie was listning to MUSIC whilst Ross got everything ready for the babies. Ross and Cassie's LOVE was excellent. Then all of a sudden Cassie fell. Then *SLAP* Ross had slapped her. Cassie woke up and said ''OUCH!!!!!'' ROSS rushed her to the hospital. Cassie was in labour. Ross fell aSLEEP and about three hours later Cassie came through with their kids.

Lol

LMAO wowza quads!1

Addie
18-11-2005, 10:40 PM
LMAO wowza quads!1

Lolness ;]

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 10:41 PM
We musta been busy ;)

Rebuild
18-11-2005, 10:42 PM
We musta been busy ;)

Not in front of the llamas please... ;[

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 10:44 PM
Not in front of the llamas please... ;[
they join in :o

Rebuild
18-11-2005, 10:45 PM
they join in :o

HOW DARE YOU! My llamas will not be naughtified. ;'[

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 10:45 PM
HOW DARE YOU! My llamas will not be naughtified. ;'[
Too late bbz ;)

Rebuild
18-11-2005, 10:46 PM
Too late bbz ;)

Guess I'll need some new llamas, the old ones can't walk. :'(

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 10:48 PM
Guess I'll need some new llamas, the old ones can't walk. :'(
hm yeah that was some riding last night O.o

YellowParasol
18-11-2005, 10:49 PM
LOLOL I think mine will win <3

Rebuild
18-11-2005, 10:49 PM
hm yeah that was some riding last night O.o

*Gives evils*

Murderer...

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 10:50 PM
*Gives evils*

Murderer...
no :'(

Rebuild
18-11-2005, 10:52 PM
no :'(

Fiiine. Llama abuser. I'm off now after this incredibly random discussion.

So long all. <3

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 10:53 PM
Fiiine. Llama abuser. I'm off now after this incredibly random discussion.

So long all. <3
byee.
THE LLAMA;S STAY

Addie
18-11-2005, 11:03 PM
LLAMAS RULE! SO DO PENGUINS!!!

Steph
18-11-2005, 11:04 PM
Last weekend, something extraordinary happened. It seemed like a normal saturday, Ross and Cassie were hanging out listening to some music and Mr.Cheeseburger was fast asleep (it was his usual nap time) However, Cassie stupidly put the music up really loud and this awoke Mr.Cheeseburger and he was not happy. "Cassie! How dare you wake me up from my nap!" *Slap* Mr.Cheesburger had slapped Cassie. :o Cassie screamed "Ouch!" and started to cry. Ross hugged Cassie and said "Don't cry, I love you" Then Ross bravely ate Mr.Cheesburger and they all lived happily ever after. ZE END.

ilovejordan
18-11-2005, 11:05 PM
Last weekend, something extraordinary happened. It seemed like a normal saturday, Ross and Cassie were hanging out listening to some music and Mr.Cheeseburger was fast asleep (it was his usual nap time) However, Cassie stupidly put the music up really loud and this awoke Mr.Cheeseburger and he was not happy. "Cassie! How dare you wake me up from my nap!" *Slap* Mr.Cheesburger had slapped Cassie. :o Cassie screamed "Ouch!" and started to cry. Ross hugged Cassie and said "Don't cry, I love you" Then Ross bravely ate Mr.Cheesburger and they all lived happily ever after. ZE END.
omgs i love itt :')

Steph
18-11-2005, 11:17 PM
omgs i love itt :')
baahahahaha *goofy smile* =]

Afrojoe
18-11-2005, 11:18 PM
Pathetic...

Jordan3
19-11-2005, 12:32 PM
Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.

One day Ross was driving in his super duper Cheeseburger Car [sponsored by Lenor, making Laundry Life easier]. It was the Weekend, and he was going to go partying with his pet giraffe, Cassie. So, he payed the bouncer at the door £10 to get in, and stepped inside. The music filled his ears, he was in love with this place, hot girls, good music, and 18-watt lightbulbs. Suddenly Cassie came up to him. *Slap*

"OUCH!"shouted Ross, "What was that for?"

"You late, you make Cassie cry"

"I'm sorry, I still love you!"

"Look, let's just get partying!"

And so, they partied, and drank alcohol, then they called the Taxi firm, and got a piggy back home on a llama smoking a bong. Then they sleep-danced whilst listening to a compilation of Spice Girls hits on a 128mb CD-RW disc, made by Sony. [subliminal message - buy Craig David!]

END! OO EE OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!

ilovejordan
19-11-2005, 12:36 PM
Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.

One day Ross was driving in his super duper Cheeseburger Car [sponsored by Lenor, making Laundry Life easier]. It was the Weekend, and he was going to go partying with his pet giraffe, Cassie. So, he payed the bouncer at the door £10 to get in, and stepped inside. The music filled his ears, he was in love with this place, hot girls, good music, and 18-watt lightbulbs. Suddenly Cassie came up to him. *Slap*
lmao
"OUCH!"shouted Ross, "What was that for?"

"You late, you make Cassie cry"

"I'm sorry, I still love you!"

"Look, let's just get partying!"

And so, they partied, and drank alcohol, then they called the Taxi firm, and got a piggy back home on a llama smoking a bong. Then they sleep-danced whilst listening to a compilation of Spice Girls hits on a 128mb CD-RW disc, made by Sony. [subliminal message - buy Craig David!]

END! OO EE OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!

Magnet
19-11-2005, 12:52 PM
It was at 9pm.. Everyone thought it was safe to go out. But they were wrong. "Ross is on the loose again" the news reporter said on the 9pm news, Cassie sat on her sofa eating a cheeseburger, it was coming up to the weekend, time to do whatever she wants. Buy some new music CD's, go to McDonalds, go shopping, go out with mates, and clubbing. Cassie thought it would be great to go to the Demzo night club, for under 18's yet they sell alchohol. It was 9:15pm when Cassie went up to get ready. By 10pm she rang her mates and said she was ready to go out. She called for a taxi, it came. She saw the taxi driver and said by looking at his badge "Hi Ross, I'd like to go to the Demzo night club please." she said politely, "Whatever, get in NOW!" Ross said. Cassie was meeting up with her boyfriend, she rang him to let him know she was on his way. "Hi Jack, I'm coming now, I love you Jack!" she said and put the phone down.
Ross looked back at her with an evil look, she realised who it was but kept quiet. He turned down the wrong lane purposely, down Brickred avenue, no one lived down their. He got out the taxi and opened the backdoor, pulled Cassie out and slapped her. *Slap* *Slap* *Slap*. Cassie screamed but he grabbed her and punched her. "Ouch! HEEELP" she yelped. He covered her mouth before she could do anything. Ross then pulled out a gun and shot her. "Sleep peacefully, love. Heh heh ha!" He said chuckling, driving away.

Rock on mee!
Heh Ross is evil.. he shall forever be on the loose, the police will chase him. CASSIE IS CHEATING ON YOU ROSS! ;OOOOOOOOOOOO

Jasmin
19-11-2005, 12:53 PM
Ross, Cassie, Sleep, Cheeseburger, OUCH!, Love, *Slap*, Weekend, Music.


One fine friday, Cassie was walkin down the road, when ross ran up a tree and shouted CASSIE I LOVE YOU, "Get down from there you moron" said cassie, *slap*
"Ouch" Cried ross, and went to go eat a cheeseburger, but then cassie snatched it of him, and ran, Ross ciried himself to sleep, but tommorow was finnaly the weekend
lol xD

ilovejordan
19-11-2005, 02:30 PM
lmaooo i like that one :rolleyes:

Addie
19-11-2005, 03:31 PM
Who won? :rolleyes:

:eusa_pray

ross
19-11-2005, 03:55 PM
Ok I'm back now.

This is closed. I've ran out of V.I.P lmao >.>

Addie
19-11-2005, 04:25 PM
:s WHo won?

Becky.
19-11-2005, 04:52 PM
:s WHo won?
theres a thread about the winners, (dont have link)

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