Your funniest detention reason thing!

[Rosie]

Whats the funniest reason you have ahad a detention for..
Mine would have to be saying i broke my kidney Rofl my teacher took it so serously!

Tanya got one for her skirt being too short ROFLMAOM but i bet thats not the funniest?

[Sly]

I sprayed Fart gas in a girls hair....

[Rosie]

I sprayed Fart gas in a girls hair....
ohmygod! kool
Bet she was stinkin'

[Sly]

ohmygod! kool
Bet she was stinkin'

Like poop :D

[Eamonn]

Probly when i was writing stuff on the register for the sub stuff like Threasa Green , Master Bates , Paul M'Crotch ect... some are to rude

[Anger]

Slapping a teacher with a paper bat ".

[Rosie]

Phil mcrackin, tina bonerr, christina boner rofl, ben dover,chinese= takasuki
russion= nikazofalot

[JT-Fan]

This year I've been getting a lot of detentions for no reason. I got one for lighting splints then chucking them on the heat-proof mats in science.

[eggd2]

not giving in an absence note.....

[Anger]

This year I've been getting a lot of detentions for no reason. I got one for lighting splints then chucking them on the heat-proof mats in science.
Thats a health risk you prat how stupid of you !

[Rosie]

cool u ARSONEST!!!!!!

[-Acidic]

Bah Beat This. I Havent had a Detention Yet ;D

[Eamonn]

Oh and i had one for chucking a piece of paper at my science teacher last year an he went come see me at the end of the day and he put the piece of paper on the floor and went pick it up i was like idiot , and i turned the gas tap on got a lit splint put it in front and it went woosh and i got doneeee for putting others at danger

[issaa.]

coughing in a test ''/

[JT-Fan]

Thats a health risk you prat how stupid of you !


No it isnt, you jsut light a splint then chuck it down onto the mat...

[Anger]

No it isnt, you jsut light a splint then chuck it down onto the mat...
Its a health risk there could have been sparks or paper by which could catch alight your rather stupid for doing that and dont go giggling thinking its funny, bet your schools glad tbh you not in

[JT-Fan]

Its a health risk there could have been sparks or paper by which could catch alight your rather stupid for doing that and dont go giggling thinking its funny, bet your schools glad tbh you not in

I wasnt giggling. There was no paper and splints burn like instantly when you put them on the matt.

[Rosie]

No it isnt, you jsut light a splint then chuck it down onto the mat...
NO FIGHTING KIDS

[mynameishelen!]

Teacher said i would go to hell when she heard me swear, so i said "I'll see you there sometime"

:)

[issaa.]

Bah Beat This. I Havent had a Detention Yet ;D

me either, well I havn't been to any ''/ lolol

[-Acidic]

me either, well I havn't been to any ''/ lolol

I Havent even Got one ;D
Im a Good Boyy

[issaa.]

I Havent even Got one ;D
Im a Good Boyy

You probably just don't get caught lol :P

[JT-Fan]

I got NONE in year 7,8 and 9 [except one in year 9 which was 4 no reason so i complained] in year 10 they can keep you back for longer so teachers give them out SOO much :(

[issaa.]

7 got none, 8 got tons, 9 got quite a few so far.

[JT-Fan]

Year 10 means they can keep you back for like 40 mins so they take advantage. I got detention for putting a rubber in the italian teachers coffee and it wasnt even me "/

[poll]

i got a detention for changing the time on the clock and our teacher let us go 20 mins early :P it was so worth it :D

[JT-Fan]

i got a detention for changing the time on the clock and our teacher let us go 20 mins early :P it was so worth it :D


We have bells so we just leave lesson when the bell rings. That trick wouldn't work :(

[-Acidic]

You probably just don't get caught lol :P


Im Starting to Get Caught more often.. ;D

[poll]

oh yea in our computer room one of our teachers left there account signed in so we deleted the work we was doing and was sending emails to staff members got 45minute debt and put in unit for a day agen so worth it :P

[JT-Fan]

Lmao sometimes we save work in the "public"file so everyone and the teacher can access it quickly but some people delete others work. --SS-- DOES IT !

[Laura.]

Ive got 2 detentions; Homework not good enough and Erm.. I Cant Remember. Ill give it a think.

Come to think of it. I ctually do most of these things to A teacher I fancy.

1. He was writing Alfred Hitch**** On The Board and he was writing it well slow on purpose cos my mate didnt know how to spell it so I shouted ****, He was Like "Omg, Laura, What The HELL Are you thinking of" and my mates were like your hmhm. He couldn't stop laughing then.

2. I chucked about 10 paper balls at him cos; He never answered me, he chucked ones at me, He said I throw like a girl and I was like ***, He was liek Lmao.


I Actualy Break, Nearly, All rules In One Lesson.

Chew Gum
Hit People [mates for fun Lmaoo]
Top button undone
Talk when teacher does
Throw stuff at people including teachers.
And Loads More Lmaoo.

If He Wasnt So Nice Then I Would Have Like 16 More Detentions.

[Metric.]

Probably for not telling the french teacher who put the tampon on the her desk.

[Addie]

For pulling plants out of their plant box. :rolleyes: Had to write a sorry letter. I didn't mean a word of it though [I have reasons]

[pechie100]

fighting in class , a proper fight o.O
it was in a science lab aswell !

[Dupion]

For my tie being too short and dropping my pencil :$

[pechie100]

For my tie being too short and dropping my pencil :$
how harsdh

[Habbox-Gal]

Mine was not doing any homework and Cca's

[camera]

Detention for not attending girl guides meeting/foot drills.
Then went for detention but me and elaine sat outside the detention classroom coz the classroom was full.
Next day, my school discipline mistress, Chua-Ong [:rolleyes: ] called out those who didnt attend the detention class and our names were called too AND we were suspended from class [psshh!!].
Went to settle matters with her but she wldnt believe unless a teacher who saw us sit outside the classroom...wasted like 4-5 periods till recess...and we found our witness..lalala...Mr Goh [science teacher rox!!]
Asked him for a note to be given to Chua-ong and suspension against us were dropped [YAYNESS!] tough day but we missed loads of lessons hahaz.
P.s. Mrs Chua SMELLS! shes not a good discipline teacher... Janet Wong pwns!

[TealArms]

Our school has like a woodwork shop and we work in our old heads house(our school is low on money) anyway there is a fence cutting us off and in one part of the fence you can lift it up to move the trailer so we did and brought the trailer in and then carried on jumping off walls and climbing and stuff and the teacher came out and was like wth! but i didn't get a detention have never had one in my life but i have been kicked out of 2 schools.

[camera]

Our school has like a woodwork shop and we work in our old heads house(our school is low on money) anyway there is a fence cutting us off and in one part of the fence you can lift it up to move the trailer so we did and brought the trailer in and then carried on jumping off walls and climbing and stuff and the teacher came out and was like wth! but i didn't get a detention have never had one in my life but i have been kicked out of 2 schools.

:o Detention rocks! I like detentions lol... ehh, been kiked out of school for what reasons?

[Eamonn]

Year 7 was my last year of middle school and i got loads because it was the last year ;@ they we're only 10mins after school , year 8 i got a few afterschool because there an hour but i got quite a lot lunch and break , year 9 i've had about 3 after school but loadsssssss break an lunch mainly because of french maths and history lols

[MsTanya]

Whats the funniest reason you have ahad a detention for..
Mine would have to be saying i broke my kidney Rofl my teacher took it so serously!

Tanya got one for her skirt being too short ROFLMAOM but i bet thats not the funniest?
I got suspended on the first day back for a different skirt being to short lmao "/

Before we had this student teacher in Science and he kept staring at me all the time and everyone noticed it. He was a right goofy thing, he combed over his hair LMAO. Then one time my brother said to him will you stop perving over my sister and he said I dont know what youre talking about.
Then after a lesson once he made me stay back and clean the board ^o) so I just walked out cause he scared me lol, and I got a detention for that. Pathetic I know

[Rosie]

Lmao i got one about 2 hours ago for 'Misbehaving' in the corridor but what they don't know it's called FLIRTING.

What do you do in deteions.. i ahve to write or just sit quiet for half an hour ;[

[JT-Fan]

Yeah sit quiet/read/do hwk. They're just boring :( and sometimes they ring your parents and are like URE SON HAZ LYK A 5 MIN DETETION AFTER SCHOOL.

[Rosie]

Rupise sorry............................................. .................
im having an affair!

[JT-Fan]

Urm good 4 u?!

[Rosie]

I know buh its bad for youuu! im going For noooooooooow !x

[JT-Fan]

-Scared- Why isit bad 4 me!

[You]

Ive got 2 detentions; Homework not good enough and Erm.. I Cant Remember. Ill give it a think.

Come to think of it. I ctually do most of these things to A teacher I fancy.

1. He was writing Alfred Hitch**** On The Board and he was writing it well slow on purpose cos my mate didnt know how to spell it so I shouted ****, He was Like "Omg, Laura, What The HELL Are you thinking of" and my mates were like your hmhm. He couldn't stop laughing then.

2. I chucked about 10 paper balls at him cos; He never answered me, he chucked ones at me, He said I throw like a girl and I was like ***, He was liek Lmao.


I Actualy Break, Nearly, All rules In One Lesson.

Chew Gum
Hit People [mates for fun Lmaoo]
Top button undone
Talk when teacher does
Throw stuff at people including teachers.
And Loads More Lmaoo.

If He Wasnt So Nice Then I Would Have Like 16 More Detentions.
Well aren't you a rebel :rolleyes:

[JT-Fan]

Oh I once got a detention when I went into the italian/french teachers class and asked for another sheet coz I lost mine and she goes look after this class until I come back. I taught them like swear words in french and italian and she gave me a detetion!

[MsTanya]

Lmao i got one about 2 hours ago for 'Misbehaving' in the corridor but what they don't know it's called FLIRTING.

What do you do in deteions.. i ahve to write or just sit quiet for half an hour ;[
;o Dirrrrtyyy

Depends what subject..

Art ones are good cause you get to paint xD
Any others you just copy from a book or do some sheets

[TealArms]

:o Detention rocks! I like detentions lol... ehh, been kiked out of school for what reasons?
One was messing about and hurting people the other was hacking into the school PCs changing everyones password and deleting the system it took us ages to find all the passwords and to key log them.

[Rosie]

Lmaoo I got someones password once and i was with this girl called megan, i just sat there she went into sammy's account and changed her password and delted EVERYTHING! ;oo i was laughing my head off. We never eeven got in trouble.. even though i didn't do anything

[Luayminator]

I havnt gotten after school, but I got a break detention for caling the french teacher attractive.

[Laura.]

Well aren't you a rebel :rolleyes:

Hmm Sarci? :p

Na Just 3 Lessons Im a Rebel Liek In

Media <333
English <3
Maths


I havnt gotten after school, but I got a break detention for caling the french teacher attractive.

Lol i Do That every Day To my Media Teacher

Oh Oh Oh..

Anyone Know What BHD Means.?

If You Do Then..

Today before english my best mate went up to my media teacher and goes "sir, Do you have a BHD" He said "No" me and my mates were laughing he said "ok knowing you two girls its rude" And he stares at me then trying to find out but it didnt work. At the end of the day I had to go get a floppy disk off him and i shout " sir floppy please need it for ring essay" he chucks it and says " so cahmon Laura, what BHD mean" I went " Im Not Saying! Ask becky Tomorrow" He goes "Hmm.. Ok Then" Before I go out I asked my amtes if they knew what it was, they didnt. I walk out and go "sir it means Huge D*Use Imagination* and he laughs his head off.

[Jordan3]

Probly when i was writing stuff on the register for the sub stuff like Threasa Green , Master Bates , Paul M'Crotch ect... some are to rude

Yeah, that's probably mine as well =]

[Stitch]

I avnt got 1 b4 :D

[Brody]

funniest detention

of mine

sayin my dog ate my homework . original

and sayin i ate it in a sandwich

also laughin at a techers name

[brodeo]

This year I've been getting a lot of detentions for no reason. I got one for lighting splints then chucking them on the heat-proof mats in science.

Snap :D


Lmaoo I got someones password once and i was with this girl called megan, i just sat there she went into sammy's account and changed her password and delted EVERYTHING! ;oo i was laughing my head off. We never eeven got in trouble.. even though i didn't do anything

We went on this girls school email because we found out her password and sent emails to everyone. We had to send letters of apology :p

[Jordan3]

Snap :D

When I was in year 7, this heatproof mat got caught alight on my bunsen burner, so I picked it up with the side that had been on fire ;l

It looked like a giant game of noughts and crosses on my hand, and hell did it hurt..

[Eamonn]

in detention they normally make us do work from the lesson we got it in or something but we dont we just sit there an talk ;]

[Rosie]

When I was in year 7, this heatproof mat got caught alight on my bunsen burner, so I picked it up with the side that had been on fire ;l

It looked like a giant game of noughts and crosses on my hand, and hell did it hurt..
Thats clever..

[beth]

in detention they normally make us do work from the lesson we got it in or something but we dont we just sit there an talk ;]

^ ahha thats we do ;]]
and like.. I got one for forgetting to put orange peel in the bin in Food tech.
Lmao ;]]

[Jordan3]

We normally have to tidy up or just sit and talk.

[Clo]

For having a bobble on my wrist.
''What's that on your arm, jewellry is it? GET IT OFF''
''Er no its a bobble''
''Well bobbles are jewellry''
I was like wth?

[Achieve]

I havnt had a detention.. yet :P

But at my school you have to count from 1500 backwards
If you mess it up, you have to restart :(

[Revis]

I got one for cutting myself during a maths test. And another because apparently my hoody, untucked shirt, non done up top button, long sleaved black t-shirt and short tie isn't school uniform...

[Clo]

Well obviously your uniform isn't going to be like that properganda so why you say apparently? :p

[Revis]

I had my blazer, shirt and tie on, nothing in the school rules that says they have to be worn "correctly" :p

[deltateamaplha]

For been late how lame.. I mean we get go to GET REDGISTERD at 9 and then start classes a 9:15 not like I was missing anything woo0o!!!

[Will]

Playing Rugby

[issaa.]

I get that all the time, im only on time for school like once a month, we have assembally every morning so i just come in for that at 9

[Georgia]

For picking up a miny spider

[Wolfie]

for forgetting my shin pads in footy

[Embean]

For jumping out the window for losing my pencil out of it.
Luckily it was the ground floor.

[esmii]

Erm the weirdest detention i got was when we didnt have a teacher for the whole hour and i put on kiss.fm and me and my mates started dancing on the table with the posters wrapped round us from the wall, got an hour for that so that wasnt that bad as it goes :]

[iAdam]

It was when me and a few friends were pushing each other off this wall and they got it on camera.

[mynameishelen!]

for forgetting my shin pads in footy

Wow harsh, iv never once taken my p.e stuff and always got off with it.

And im late everyday 2 :P

[Revis]

for forgetting my shin pads in footy
Hmm, a boot full of studs in the shins should teach you to never forget your shin pads...

[Wolfie]

yeah it is shockin coz my skwl is fool of swots (posh, teacher wannabees) lukily me and my m8s r not lol

Wolfie(Me) Crippo(Matty) Kezza(Ciaran) We all like hang out together and our g/f's r like best mates - slaps self - stupid i went off topic

[Wootzeh]

Throwing a 2p at someone, 'could of took his eye out'.

[Wolfie]

I havnt gotten after school, but I got a break detention for caling the french teacher attractive.
The girls PE Teacher in my skwl is well fit but the boys get stuck with some guy with hardly any hair who probally dreams he was a cupcake

[NatureFreak]

Mine Was For Tapping My Hand With a Ruler. It was at history and the teacher said i was distracting the class. :P

[Clo]

Wootzeh I got my head split because someone threw a 1p at my head. :o
Now imagine a 2p. lol.