View Full Version : The Three Word Story
Fricktion
07-12-2005, 01:59 PM
Okay, here's another forum favourite - the Three Word Story. Post three words (ONLY three words!) to continue the story:
There was once
camera
07-12-2005, 02:02 PM
I Love Nobody.
Mark i thought you loved me :(
Fricktion
07-12-2005, 02:14 PM
(3 words only.. and your actually ment to write something that adds to the story..)
start again.
There once was
Mark i thought you loved me :(
*cough Cough* Can't even get my name right :rolleyes:
Fricktion
07-12-2005, 02:50 PM
who did a
Dupion
07-12-2005, 03:56 PM
dance like a
TealArms
07-12-2005, 04:04 PM
monkey being attacked
ilovejordan
07-12-2005, 04:05 PM
wrong section butt;
by a broom
TealArms
07-12-2005, 04:06 PM
Lol^^
.Then the ducky
Wolfie
07-12-2005, 04:06 PM
. then he cartwheeled
TealArms
07-12-2005, 04:08 PM
and crashed into
Wolfie
07-12-2005, 04:11 PM
a rubber duck
RLY-CRAIG?
07-12-2005, 04:13 PM
which exploded into
TealArms
07-12-2005, 04:17 PM
Big monkeys that
Dupion
07-12-2005, 04:17 PM
go mad and
TealArms
07-12-2005, 04:28 PM
take over the
RLY-CRAIG?
07-12-2005, 04:28 PM
habbox forum while
TealArms
07-12-2005, 04:32 PM
Liam Was busy
ilovejordan
07-12-2005, 04:34 PM
having a nice stroke
Wolfie
07-12-2005, 04:34 PM
He Saw A
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 04:37 PM
He Saw A
havent read the previous posts .. but o well
a man who
ilovejordan
07-12-2005, 04:38 PM
had 100 fingers
TealArms
07-12-2005, 04:39 PM
And 100 toes!
ilovejordan
07-12-2005, 04:40 PM
they were green
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 04:40 PM
had 100 fingers
Fullstop.
He was walking
ilovejordan
07-12-2005, 04:40 PM
Fullstop.
He was walking
up a tree
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 04:40 PM
up a tree
and then he
ilovejordan
07-12-2005, 04:41 PM
and then he
turned into a
TealArms
07-12-2005, 04:42 PM
turned into a
bass guitar with
Dupion
07-12-2005, 04:42 PM
broken strings and
TealArms
07-12-2005, 04:44 PM
a weird face
ilovejordan
07-12-2005, 04:44 PM
it was pink!
holo-jonny
07-12-2005, 04:45 PM
and he flapped.
ilovejordan
07-12-2005, 04:46 PM
and he flapped.
like a banana
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 04:47 PM
like a banana
and fell into
ilovejordan
07-12-2005, 04:47 PM
and fell into
a bar of
Dupion
07-12-2005, 04:48 PM
a bar of
alcoholic drinks and
TealArms
07-12-2005, 04:48 PM
Soap that was
Revis
07-12-2005, 04:49 PM
liquidised neptunian chocolate
TealArms
07-12-2005, 04:50 PM
But tasted like
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 04:51 PM
But tasted like
i am really abd at this :(
burnt toast and
ilovejordan
07-12-2005, 04:51 PM
i am really abd at this :(
burnt toast and
purple carrots with
TealArms
07-12-2005, 04:52 PM
Toad poo which
EvilMaverick
07-12-2005, 04:54 PM
is awesome but
mynameishelen!
07-12-2005, 04:54 PM
smelt like cheese
TealArms
07-12-2005, 04:55 PM
Full Stop
Then he saw
Dupion
07-12-2005, 04:55 PM
a flying pig
Revis
07-12-2005, 04:56 PM
Pah. Delete.
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 04:56 PM
a flying pig
and a flying
Revis
07-12-2005, 04:57 PM
scottish leprechorn thong
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 04:57 PM
scottish leprechorn thong
Full stop
They were comming
Revis
07-12-2005, 04:58 PM
from the north
TealArms
07-12-2005, 04:58 PM
and they could
Dupion
07-12-2005, 04:58 PM
and they could
see father christmas
louder
07-12-2005, 04:59 PM
, sit on his knee
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 04:59 PM
see father christmas
eating his dinner
TealArms
07-12-2005, 04:59 PM
eating his dinner
With a young
JT-Fan
07-12-2005, 05:00 PM
Thong in his
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 05:00 PM
With a young
reindeer who looked
JT-Fan
07-12-2005, 05:01 PM
Horny and tired
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 05:02 PM
Horny and tired
full stop.
father christmas then
JT-Fan
07-12-2005, 05:03 PM
Stared at her
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 05:04 PM
Stared at her
and got a
JT-Fan
07-12-2005, 05:05 PM
Stick out of
TealArms
07-12-2005, 05:05 PM
the cuboard which
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 05:05 PM
Stick out of
his pocket and
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 05:06 PM
the cuboard which
rofl
i was thinking of saying something like that
was old and
Edit: oppps, sorry for double post :'( didnt notice
TealArms
07-12-2005, 05:07 PM
his pocket and
hit the reindeer's
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 05:07 PM
hit the reindeer's
really really hard
TealArms
07-12-2005, 05:08 PM
on the bum
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 05:08 PM
on the bum
Full stop.
The reindeer started
TealArms
07-12-2005, 05:09 PM
to get turned
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 05:10 PM
to get turned
on and jumped
TealArms
07-12-2005, 05:11 PM
top of santa
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 05:12 PM
top of santa
who then quickly
TealArms
07-12-2005, 05:12 PM
ROLF this is weird!
Got a boner
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 05:14 PM
ROLF this is weird!
Got a boner
full stop.
Santa slowly opened
Dupion
07-12-2005, 05:14 PM
a box which
TealArms
07-12-2005, 05:14 PM
Had condoms in
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 05:14 PM
His pants while
rofl!!!
while the flying
ilovejordan
07-12-2005, 05:15 PM
wasps were having
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 05:15 PM
wasps were having
staring at him
ilovejordan
07-12-2005, 05:27 PM
staring at him
with very bad
Revis
07-12-2005, 05:28 PM
with very bad
sentance structure skills
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 05:28 PM
rofl, my last post was all wrong lol
home with his
lol
ilovejordan
07-12-2005, 05:29 PM
so he went
and hit them
JT-Fan
07-12-2005, 05:30 PM
Very down below ;)
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 05:33 PM
Very down below ;)
full stop.
father christmas screamed
JT-Fan
07-12-2005, 05:36 PM
Alone at last
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 05:39 PM
Alone at last
and walked to
JT-Fan
07-12-2005, 05:39 PM
his sock drawer
Adam$
07-12-2005, 05:40 PM
Meh. Instead of quoting, copy and paste, so we don't have to keep switching pages to read the story. ;]. It took me ages to copy this. :\
There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer. Anyway, back in
Dupion
07-12-2005, 05:40 PM
to find a
JT-Fan
07-12-2005, 05:41 PM
Pair of knickers
Adam$
07-12-2005, 05:44 PM
There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers.
Copy n' paste that above. :p
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 05:51 PM
There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got
TealArms
07-12-2005, 05:51 PM
Adam you change most of it!
Wootzeh
07-12-2005, 05:52 PM
Default
There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got his socks for
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 05:53 PM
There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got his socks for a little bird
lol
/Rossco\
07-12-2005, 05:56 PM
There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got his socks for a little bird with a big
Nightrose
07-12-2005, 06:15 PM
There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got his socks for a little bird with a big pink bow on
Adam$
07-12-2005, 07:37 PM
There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got his socks for a little bird with a big pink bow on.
Later that day,
mynameishelen!
07-12-2005, 07:39 PM
There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got his socks for a little bird with a big pink bow on.
Later that day, after eating noodles
Adam$
07-12-2005, 07:47 PM
There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got his socks for a little bird with a big pink bow on.
Later that day, after eating noodles, Bruce Lee enters.
mynameishelen!
07-12-2005, 07:49 PM
There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got his socks for a little bird with a big pink bow on.
Later that day, after eating noodles, Bruce Lee enters. He then kisses
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 08:43 PM
There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got his socks for a little bird with a big pink bow on.
Later that day, after eating noodles, Bruce Lee enters. He then kisses his big fat
Adam$
07-12-2005, 08:46 PM
There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got his socks for a little bird with a big pink bow on.
Later that day, after eating noodles, Bruce Lee enters. He then kisses his big fat posterior, after having
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 08:47 PM
There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got his socks for a little bird with a big pink bow on.
Later that day, after eating noodles, Bruce Lee enters. He then kisses his big fat posterior, after having kissed his big
Revis
07-12-2005, 09:21 PM
There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got his socks for a little bird with a big pink bow on.
Later that day, after eating noodles, Bruce Lee enters. He then kisses his big fat posterior, after having kissed his big fat, shiny, metal
Seatherny
07-12-2005, 09:29 PM
There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got his socks for a little bird with a big pink bow on.
Later that day, after eating noodles, Bruce Lee enters. He then kisses his big fat posterior, after having kissed his big fat, shiny, metal hand which he
Want to hide these adverts? Register an account for free!
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.5 Copyright © 2025 vBulletin Solutions Inc. All rights reserved.