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Sly
10-12-2005, 12:30 AM
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
5. If you mated a Bulldog with a ****zu would you get a Bull****?
6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 11. What do people in China call their good plates?
12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme *** why doesn't he buy his dinner?
17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
20. If a man is walking in a forest and no woman is there to hear him is he still wrong?
21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are billions of stars in the universe, you believe them? But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
22. Why do you call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it’s in your ***?
23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

ross
10-12-2005, 12:32 AM
Half of them are sad :l

GoldenMerc
10-12-2005, 12:33 AM
and which website this time

YellowParasol
10-12-2005, 12:33 AM
Half of them are sad :l
Yeah but some of them are ok.

kasi
10-12-2005, 12:34 AM
number 3: i can put mascara on with my mouth closed :]

5: it's schitzu not ****zu

20: yes, he is still wrong.

21: because you can prove it's wet, you can't prove that there's billions of stars.

.Lynn
10-12-2005, 12:35 AM
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

I can do that..

ChloeDust
10-12-2005, 12:41 AM
I can put my mascarra on with my mouth closed too. I suppose opening your mouth is just a natural thing though.

Good Ques +rep.

beth
10-12-2005, 12:57 AM
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

I can ;D
and like.. I liked the uhm.. quiz one ahhaa.

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