Favourite GTA quote

[.:Subarusti:.]

whats your favaroute GTA (Gran Theft Auto) quote? Mine has got to me the one on VCPR (on vice city) when theres a crazed woman who says: 'i teach my kids to hunt and gather food, yesturday, my youngest, billy, killed the post man, but at least he was trying!' that is probably the funniest, although the advert in SA: 'Mom look im playing with myself' is hilarious to, whats your fav quote?

[iAdam]

Erm hang on let me think.

When YOU cash the car in SA sometimes he says "what the :rude: you done to my ride" pritty funny as you crash it.

[Ezzie.]

Mines cj: Does a pope shhhhhh in the woods :p

[.:Subarusti:.]

Or of course: "ar this is some f****d up world we live in" when your falling, or "I HATE GRAVITY!"

[Charizard.]

Ive only ever heard this one once, in SA, when I was driving in a boat away from police, I heard one of the police boats go "ARRR, load the cannons!", Ive never heard it again since then.

[Rizla]

On SA, when you're with Ken Rosenberg in the Mafias factory:

K: This is great Tommy, just like the old days
CJ: Who the f**k is Tommy?!

[laurajs]

when you steal a car with a old lady in the lady goes "im a old lady for christ sake"

and i know this aint a quote but i love it when you hit people sometime they hit you back with their bags lol

[Jõnathan]

Richard Burns on WCTR:
"Why don't you go and kiss your fat wife?"
LOL

[Dirgeofcerberus]

Trespassers will be shot
Survivors will be shot again

[Dextrin]

Mine is when the 2 peoples are in the car and the car is moving side to side
and they say * uh oh harder HARDER!!!, you never had it so good Yay y YEAH!* so yeah there it is