Make me laugh.

[Biseinen]

And I'll rep you.

I'll be honest if you did or not. ^_____^

[issaa.]

Id post somthing that would make me laugh, but I don't think youll find it funny.

[Loaned]

If I could post a picture of Cassie, I know that would make you laugh. Too bad I can't though.

[mynameishelen!]

Cassie and Craig have text ***

EDIT By: Steven. (Forum MOD): Please do not avoid the forum filter.

[Biseinen]

If I could post a picture of Cassie, I know that would make you laugh. Too bad I can't though.

Ross sent me it. ;)

It's now on google and on yahoo search. ^_-

Edit: Not funny hellz. :P Probably true! But not funny xD

[Eamonn]

Ross sent me it. ;)

It's now on google and on yahoo search. ^_-

Edit: Not funny hellz. :P Probably true! But not funny xD
rofl ! that made me laugh +rep how did you get it on there :rolleyes:

[mynameishelen!]

Ross sent me it. ;)

It's now on google and on yahoo search. ^_-

Edit: Not funny hellz. :P Probably true! But not funny xD

Yeah it's true.

[ilovejordan]

Ross sent me it. ;)

It's now on google and on yahoo search. ^_-

Edit: Not funny hellz. :P Probably true! But not funny xD

I could report you to the police for that ^_^

[Biseinen]

If you own a website (A .co.uk you can put certain images under google UK and Yahoo UK image search) :p

Cassie: My picture is on the internet pls.
Police: Really? Wow.
Cassie: Yeah, I don't know who put it on, who he is, where he lives, nothing. Arrest him please.
Police: Are you stupid?


I can just see that. ^____^

Oh, I have an invisible I.P which changes on every page I go to so it would be impossible to trace me. =D

[Loaned]

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Little Johnny what is your problem?"

Little Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister
is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be
in the third-grade too!"

The teacher had enough. She took Little Johnny to the principal's
office. While Little Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told
the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer
any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
The teacher agreed. Little Johnny was brought in and the conditions
were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Little Johnny: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Little Johnny: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I
think Little Johnny can go to the third-grade."

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Little Johnny both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Little Johnny: "Legs"

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The
principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)

Little Johnny: "Pockets"

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Little Johnny: "Pants"

Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)

Little Johnny: "Coconut"

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

Little Johnny: "Bubblegum"

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and
a dog do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and
before he could stop the answer...)

Little Johnny: "Shake hands"

Teacher: "Now I will ask some '"Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"

Little Johnny: "Yup"

Teacher: you blow me, you feel good"

Little Johnny: "Nose"

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver"

Little Johnny: "Arrow"

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot of excitement?"

Little Johnny: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put him
in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

[ilovejordan]

Actually you had no right on putting it up on there and they would still be able to trace you, and i know your name and where you live..

[Loaned]

Actually you had no right on putting it up on there and they would still be able to trace you, and i know your name and where you live..
And you say JackHB is a stalker.

[Biseinen]

I was reading that and thinking "Whys he posting that?" I get it, but its not funny funny and I never laughed. ;)

Edit: Cassie, are you sure thats my real name and where I live. ;)

[kasi]

And you say JackHB is a stalker.
lmao. owned plx

[Bef]

Pie... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ok il sthu and go be ghetto somewhere else.

[Steven.]

Do i need to come into every thread in this forum and tell you not to bully each other?

Stop it!

Thanks ;-l

[Loaned]

Do i need to come into every thread in this forum and tell you not to bully each other?

Yes, I believe you do.

[Bef]

-Schlurp- There so nasty arent they.

[kasi]

Do i need to come into every thread in this forum and tell you not to bully each other?

Stop it!

Thanks ;-l
if you can't handle it you shouldn't be a moderator in this section then, cause that's basically what this forum's about.

[Eamonn]

I could report you to the police for that ^_^
Haha that made me laugh so much , i would rep you but i have to spread , haha

[Biseinen]

I'm not bullying anyone, she's being a pleb. I can't help the fact that she is and always wants to cause and argument like the little girl she is.

Anyway, no ones made me laugh yet.

[kasi]

Haha that made me laugh so much , i would rep you but i have to spread , haha
bad rep or good rep, cause if it's good rep i'd be worried about you eamonn.

[Eamonn]

bad rep or good rep, cause if it's good rep i'd be worried about you eamonn.
Good obviously :rolleyes: I would never bad rep cassie i love cassie , sorry i had to say that haha of corse bad Kassie

[kasi]

Good obviously :rolleyes: I would never bad rep cassie i love cassie , sorry i had to say that haha of corse bad Kassie
lmao when i read the first bit i was like woah this kid's on crack

[Biseinen]

Haha, eamonn on crack... [Cough] I said nothing.

[Loaned]

Good obviously :rolleyes: I would never bad rep cassie i love cassie , sorry i had to say that haha of corse bad Kassie
Don't worry, I bad repped her.

[Mr.Kylee]

A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.

Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That's nice."
Boy- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No, thanks."
Boy- "My dad's outside."
Man- "OK, how much?"
Boy- "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy- "$750."
Man- "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says "$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.

That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."


:rolleyes:

[Biseinen]

That last bit made me smile :P + rep xD

[SHEEPY]

Kadaj is highly intelligent.

That should have you laughing.

[Bef]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Kadaj can't be intelligent he's ghetto lyk me y0!

[le harry]

9 Cats are on a boat, 1 jumps off..

How many are left?

0 they were al copycats

[pechie100]

lol
i dunno what to post
i am the biggest nooby idiot on this forum
no wait , that aint funny
that the truth
i dunno
help
*shouts*muuuuuuuum , tell me a joke*shouts*

[kasi]

really old joke :

how many emos does it take to scréw in a lightbulb?

none, they all sit in the corner, crying and slitting their wrists over who gets to do it.

[pechie100]

really old joke :

how many emos does it take to scréw in a lightbulb?

none, they all sit in the corner, crying and slitting their wrists over who gets to do it.
roffle !

[Loaned]

roffle !
omg lofl i know!!!!1!!1on1on1on1ooneoneoenoeneone!!1!!!!1!


Oli is a moron.

[kasi]

omg lofl i know!!!!1!!1on1on1on1ooneoneoenoeneone!!1!!!!1!


Oli is a moron.
lmao that made me laugh.

[ttranquility.]

funny? =] Well, honestly, i cant be funny all that much, well. Not when i want to be, sometimes people find it funny when i dont say anything.. Kinda weird. But yah. Anyways, trying to make you laugh. Right. Okay, here we go;[ im only going up to 5. Im to lazy to do everything else, well. All the days or w.e]

on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me, a squirell in a kangeroos pouch.
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me, two ugly pimples, and a squirell in a kangeroos pouch.
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me, three french men, two ugly pimples, and a squirell in a kangeroos pouch.
On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me, four rotten eggs, three french men, two ugly pimples, and a squirell in a kangeroos pouch.
On the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to mee, FIVE DEAD CARCASUS. =] FOUR ROTTEN EGGS, THREE FRENCH MEN, TWO UGLY PIMPLES, AND A SQUIRELL IN A KANGEROOS POUCH :)

Enjoy <3

[Ziploc Bag]

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Little Johnny what is your problem?"

Little Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister
is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be
in the third-grade too!"

The teacher had enough. She took Little Johnny to the principal's
office. While Little Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told
the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer
any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
The teacher agreed. Little Johnny was brought in and the conditions
were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Little Johnny: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Little Johnny: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I
think Little Johnny can go to the third-grade."

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Little Johnny both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Little Johnny: "Legs"

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The
principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)

Little Johnny: "Pockets"

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Little Johnny: "Pants"

Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)

Little Johnny: "Coconut"

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

Little Johnny: "Bubblegum"

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and
a dog do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and
before he could stop the answer...)

Little Johnny: "Shake hands"

Teacher: "Now I will ask some '"Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"

Little Johnny: "Yup"

Teacher: you blow me, you feel good"

Little Johnny: "Nose"

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver"

Little Johnny: "Arrow"

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot of excitement?"

Little Johnny: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put him
in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

funny...

[camera]

If you own a website (A .co.uk you can put certain images under google UK and Yahoo UK image search) :p

Cassie: My picture is on the internet pls.
Police: Really? Wow.
Cassie: Yeah, I don't know who put it on, who he is, where he lives, nothing. Arrest him please.
Police: Are you stupid?


I can just see that. ^____^

Oh, I have an invisible I.P which changes on every page I go to so it would be impossible to trace me. =D

Laugh out really really REALLY loud exclamation mark thats hilarious

[le harry]

Zahrina... you must have some funny jokes.

[camera]

Zahrina... you must have some funny jokes.
eh question mark no way im not suppose to be the kind who makes people laugh

[mynameishelen!]

omg lofl i know!!!!1!!1on1on1on1ooneoneoenoeneone!!1!!!!1!


Oli is a moron.

LMAO
that made me laugh

[RuthLess]

i used to use limewire,winmx then i reliesed after a warning and alot of problems with my comeputer that they are just ruining your computer bit by bit like smoking.

Meh, made me laugh, probs my sense of humour :rolleyes:

[ttranquility.]

Ok, my other joke was bad so here;

Hans;[on the phone] Hello?
Random Guy; er, Hello?
Hans; Is your Refridgerator running?
Random Guy; Let me go see..
[2 minutes later]
Random Guy; well, yes. Why?
Hans; WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT! AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH. =] Goodday <3
[Hans hung up;]
Random Guy; .... =\

THE NEXT DAY;
Hans;[on the phone, same random guy] Hello. Im calling about the mustard you ordered.
Random Guy; I didnt order and mustard.
Hans; well, it says here you did, and my computer never lies, [shouting] OR ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIER?
Random Guy; No, i was-
Hans; YOU WERE??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Random Guy; No, leave me alone.
[silence]
Hans; is your refriderator still running?
Random Guy; No. Its walking
Hans; =\ er.
[hans hung up]
Random guy; :) HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahhahaHAHAHAHAHahhAHH AhaHHSHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AGAGGAGAGAGHHAHAHAHA :D
Hans calls back; you sück. =]
Random Guy; ...... =\


haha, lame. =]