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Kasabian
20-12-2005, 03:20 PM
A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a Liverpool courtroom drama
yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of
him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the Judge initially awarded custody to his Aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree
possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him more
than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the Judge then suggested that he live with his Grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that
domestic violence was apparently a way of life amongst them, the Judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
custody of him.



After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the Judge granted temporary custody to Everton Football Club whom the boy firmly believes are incapable of beating anyone.

ross
20-12-2005, 03:48 PM
I don't get it.

ilovejordan
20-12-2005, 03:50 PM
A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a Liverpool courtroom drama
yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of
him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the Judge initially awarded custody to his Aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree
possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him more
than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the Judge then suggested that he live with his Grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that
domestic violence was apparently a way of life amongst them, the Judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
custody of him.



After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the Judge granted temporary custody to Everton Football Club whom the boy firmly believes are incapable of beating anyone.

LMAO i gather u dont like everton?

TealArms
20-12-2005, 03:50 PM
Do you just never post in the right section?

ilovejordan
20-12-2005, 03:50 PM
Do you just never post in the right section?
Shut up ;] most people look in this section.

TealArms
20-12-2005, 03:51 PM
That still does not mean you can post it in the wrong section

Kasabian
20-12-2005, 03:51 PM
LMAO i gather u dont like everton?


You got it :D

ilovejordan
20-12-2005, 03:54 PM
You got it :D
lmao its a good joke + rep and teal shhhh you dont always post in the right section ;l

TealArms
20-12-2005, 03:55 PM
lmao its a good joke + rep and teal shhhh you dont always post in the right section ;l
Ye and i get told i dont so go and get a life

ilovejordan
20-12-2005, 03:56 PM
I have one thx. i dont fake commiting suicide.
and stealth i gta spread out rep bbz :(

TealArms
20-12-2005, 03:58 PM
I have one thx. i dont fake commiting suicide.
and stealth i gta spread out rep bbz :(
but did i? no *REMOVED*!
god and it only cost me a hc sofa to get that pic posted! haha

Edited By nvrspk4 (Forum Moderator): Please don't avoid the filter.

YellowParasol
20-12-2005, 03:58 PM
LMAO i gather u dont like everton?
I don't like them either. ;)

kasi
20-12-2005, 03:58 PM
I have one thx. i dont fake commiting suicide.
and stealth i gta spread out rep bbz :(
how do you know he faked? what if he just failed at it? oh and i hope you did fake commit it at least, then leave the forum to prove us wrong.

ilovejordan
20-12-2005, 03:59 PM
but did i? no *REMOVED*
god and it only cost me a hc sofa to get that pic posted! haha

Wowee an old picture of me. seems like you confessed i see a ban coming your way.

TealArms
20-12-2005, 03:59 PM
how do you know he faked? what if he just failed at it? oh and i hope you did fake commit it at least, then leave the forum to prove us wrong.
I would rather stay here and annoy you
and what am i gonna get banned for?

kasi
20-12-2005, 04:00 PM
Wowee an old picture of me. seems like you confessed i see a ban coming your way.
he could just be bluffing about it and not really did pay him. so yeah and habbox have no evidence liam payed him it so he can't get banned.

get your facts straight plz.

joe:-,
20-12-2005, 04:02 PM
I will read it later <3

TealArms
20-12-2005, 04:03 PM
he could just be bluffing about it and not really did pay him. so yeah and habbox have no evidence liam payed him it so he can't get banned.

get your facts straight plz.
Anyway it is not against the rules
A6. Do not post your photo anywhere on the forum - The reason for this is your own safety as some people may start stalking you or bothering you in other ways.

YellowParasol
20-12-2005, 04:21 PM
I think its Photo's of other people aswell.

TealArms
20-12-2005, 04:22 PM
I think its Photo's of other people aswell.
Well maybe Habbox should update the rules there is loads of stuff that is wrong, it just proves how bad this place is getting

Jordan3
20-12-2005, 04:26 PM
Hehe, nice joke.

TealArms
20-12-2005, 04:26 PM
Anyway even if it is against the rules, loads of other people break the rules so what diffrence would it make!

Laura.
20-12-2005, 04:29 PM
Lmao. Good joke.

Kasabian
20-12-2005, 06:40 PM
Teal man calm down. Cassie <3 calm down too pls.

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