JCB..

[Clo]

Lmao, the JCB song. What a laugh. ''And the engine, rattles my bum like baserk.'' ''I'm Luke i'm 5 my dad's Bruce Lee, drives me round in his JCB''. Very annoying song really, but in one of my lessons today, the teacher put it on for us. Quite emotional really at the slow part, as it was like break-up day. Lmao. =;'] Anybody else heard this? Heard enough of it? :p

[eggd2]

I've heard it, quite catchy!

[ross]

"I said I'm Luke I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee, he drives me round in his JCB."

[minipeanut]

I've heard it, quite catchy!
Its not it ****s!!! its just another stupid random song made by some moron

[Jane]

Its not it ****s!!! its just another stupid random song made by some moron

Actually Nizlopi aren't just a novelty band, they're actually really good. If yu ever get chance to go to one of their shows I'd go, they're supposed to be awesome.

And if I have been told correctly that "stupid random song" was wrote by an 11 year old boy after his dad died.
I'm not sure if that's true, just what I've heard.

[Tommy]

Actually Nizlopi aren't just a novelty band, they're actually really good. If yu ever get chance to go to one of their shows I'd go, they're supposed to be awesome.

And if I have been told correctly that "stupid random song" was wrote by an 11 year old boy after his dad died.
I'm not sure if that's true, just what I've heard.
Thats so deep if it was <33
I remember them on richard and judy, he goes "Vrroooooooooooom" in the middle of the song. Lmao

[Clo]

Is that so? I didn't know that. I thought it was just, like you know one of those silly songs.

''Me and dad having a top laugh''
aww.

[Tommy]

I love it when he goes

"Me n my dad having a top larf"
His accent there is so cool!

[Clo]

Wahey, found the lyrics. x]

Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB.
I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant sitting beside me.
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singin, 'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!'

My dad's probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
are gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind.

An' we're holdin up the bypass
oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woah

Sittin on the toolbox
oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

Oh no...

And we pull over to let cars past
And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's B.A. Baracus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas

And We're holdin up the bypass
Weh Oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh weh oh

Sittin on the toolbox
Weh Oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

And we're holdin up the bypass
Weh Oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh
I'm sittin on the toolbox
Weh Oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss
So glad I'm not in school

-

Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round

And we're holdin' up the bypass
Weh Oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh
And I'm sittin on the toolbox
oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss
So glad I'm not in school

I said

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his

Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.

[Victimized]

Its actually a really serious song about when he got bullied at school and skived off school to spent time with his dad.

[Joe.]

that song rocks, infact im gona get it now!

[Carlsta]

I like the part:

An' we're holdin up the bypass
oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woah

[Clo]

Yeah, it's quite sad at the slow parts..

[-Soph-]

"I said I'm Luke I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee, he drives me round in his JCB."


^^. sounds funny when you make it go low pitched on sam2..
sounds like some pervy man pretending to be a 5 year old xP

[the wombats]

I love this song, this is my best bit:



Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round

[Fluffball]

Im listenin to it now.. Its okay ". The 1st bits boring..

[beth]

When I won this competition in town for BRMB [B'hams radio station] and I got this cd from Nizlopi and it said on the cover "The hottest JCB sh'it going down' and me and my friend were like :| yah whatever.
And then 2 months later we see them on like the TV and everything with this song and we were just like LMAOOO.

[Craig]

love it xD

[Code]

My brother reviewed one of their gigs for a website the other day. Here's the link.

Nizlopi Review by Thom Gulseven (my brother) (http://www.gigwise.com/contents.asp?contentid=11953)

-Will