Adam$
22-12-2005, 11:29 PM
Meh, sent to me in an email, which explains the arrows. "/
> When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did
> not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was
beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
>
> Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to
visit This stressed Santa even more.
>
> When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of
> them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence
> and had gone, heaven knows where. More stress.
>
> Then, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards
cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
>
> So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of
apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard,
he discovered that the elves had hidden the rum, In his frustration
he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds
of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. Now there was nothing to drink
>
> He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the
straw end of the broom.
>
> Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to
the door.
>
> He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a
great big Christmas tree.The angel said, very cheerfully,
"Merry Christmas, Santa.Isn't it a lovely day?
I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to
stick it?"
>
> And, so began the tradition of the little angel on top of
> the Christmas tree.
Have a great christmas everyone! ;D
> When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did
> not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was
beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
>
> Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to
visit This stressed Santa even more.
>
> When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of
> them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence
> and had gone, heaven knows where. More stress.
>
> Then, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards
cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
>
> So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of
apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard,
he discovered that the elves had hidden the rum, In his frustration
he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds
of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. Now there was nothing to drink
>
> He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the
straw end of the broom.
>
> Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to
the door.
>
> He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a
great big Christmas tree.The angel said, very cheerfully,
"Merry Christmas, Santa.Isn't it a lovely day?
I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to
stick it?"
>
> And, so began the tradition of the little angel on top of
> the Christmas tree.
Have a great christmas everyone! ;D