Santa's Speed!

[Craig]

Yeah,this is another Christmas thread but this is quite a pretty decent fact.

If Santa was to deliver presents to every house he would have to travel at 10,000mph.

Either his reindeers have super rockets shoved up their bottoms or he feeds them some pretty good stuff;)

[You]

lol, Good find :p

[ross]

Not really.

[kasi]

lmao. erm nice fact xD

[Laura.]

Hed have like 0.000000001 seconds for each house. ;)

[2hd.]

He's magic, and can stop time. Didnt you know that?

[Tommy]

He's magic, and can stop time. Didnt you know that?
I was gonna say that =]
He stops time thats why no one can see him!

[kasi]

SANTA'S NOT REAL.

[Seatherny]

SANTA'S NOT REAL.

we all know that ;)

[GoldenMerc]

He's magic, and can stop time. Didnt you know that?

so how does he pick up his mince pies

[Craig]

we all know that ;)

What? I never knew that. Explain!

[kasi]

SANTA IS REALLY YOUR PARENTS.

[ross]

What? I never knew that. Explain!
Lmao, neither did I. haha

[Craig]

SANTA IS REALLY YOUR PARENTS.

Stop lying. Next you'll say the tooth fairy is fake!

[Eamonn]

Santa is real thats what it said on SANTA CLAUS 2 , AND HES STILL REAL BECAUSE A SANTA CLAUSE 3 IS OUT NEXT YEAR SO NU NU NUH :8

[-Soph-]

LOLS I like it ;o

[mynameishelen!]

SANTA'S NOT REAL.

Omg lies.
Thanks for ruining my christmas Kassie ! :'(

[Craig]

Don't worry I can detect sarcasm like a metal detector can detect metal.

-beep- -beep- -beep-

A whole lot of sarcasm.

[Laura.]

OMG Santa Is Real

[You]

Santa is real thats what it said on SANTA CLAUS 2 , AND HES STILL REAL BECAUSE A SANTA CLAUSE 3 IS OUT NEXT YEAR SO NU NU NUH :8
:O THE ONE WITH TIM ALLAN?!!

[Craig]

Yes Mark.

He's in Home Improvement[The show] aswell xP

[ross]

SANTA IS AN IMPERSONATOR.

[kasi]

SANTA IS AN IMPERSONATOR.
lmao ross

[Craig]

Santa asked me to sit on his lap but I think he had a banana in his pocket =[

[beth]

Santa's on speed ;]]]

[ross]

Santa asked me to sit on his lap but I think he had a banana in his pocket =[
LMAAAAAAAAAAAO. in his pocket? then it'd be on the side lmao.


Santa's on speed ;]]]
lmao. knew something was up with him

[Laura.]

http://www.cheesebikini.com/santacon03/images/santa-honk.jpg Its Santa!

[Craig]

http://www.cheesebikini.com/santacon03/images/santa-honk.jpg Its Santa!!

And those paper things came from where exactly?

[ross]

http://www.cheesebikini.com/santacon03/images/santa-honk.jpg Its Santa!!
LOL AT THAT.

[You]

Lmao! dirty gal :p

[Eamonn]

:O THE ONE WITH TIM ALLAN?!!
YES MAN

[Laura.]

Lmao! dirty gal :p Oh.. you do not know me dirtyy. And Im NOT doing a replay of it.

[kasi]

santa is not real.

[Craig]

what were you searching to find that exactly then lozza :rolleyes:

[Laura.]

what were you searching to find that exactly then lozza :rolleyes: Santa Roffle

[mynameishelen!]

santa is not real.

Die please.

[kasi]

Die please.
lmao sorry he is not haha

[HellyBelly]

santa is not real.
Whatever :'(

[kasi]

Whatever :'(
sorry he isn't. ross shot him, haha

[Craig]

Santa Roffle

I'm sure you were ;)

[HellyBelly]

sorry he isn't. ross shot him, haha
Omg, how could Ross be so evil :'(

[kasi]

I'm sure you were ;)
yeh she phoned him haha

[Craig]

Lol,O_o.

[HellyBelly]

*Posts so Kassie can get 10,000*

[ross]

I SHOT SANTA

[beth]

I SHOT SANTA

Oh did you? Where did you hit him?

[ross]

Oh did you? Where did you hit him?
In his fat belly.

[Joe.]

mabye he pauses time ;)

[Tommy]

http://www.cheesebikini.com/santacon03/images/santa-honk.jpg Its Santa!
Why is on bum cheek bigger?!

[Craig]

And why would you look at them for that long to notice that? ;)

[MR Furniture]

Yeah,this is another Christmas thread but this is quite a pretty decent fact.

If Santa was to deliver presents to every house he would have to travel at 10,000mph.

Either his reindeers have super rockets shoved up their bottoms or he feeds them some pretty good stuff;) that was in the sun

[paradox]

If Santa isn't real why is he on the Coca Cola advert :(

[Wootzeh]

From HabboForum :
Is there a Santa Claus?

1. No known species of reindeer that can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer (which only Santa has ever seen.)

2. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total-378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

3. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept),we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second-a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

4. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload-not even counting the weight of the sleigh-to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison-this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

5. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance-this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion: If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

:)

[Craig]

Yes I did get that from the Sun Mr Furni ;)

And Adam, thats on this forum aswell. ~Hilton~ posted it somewhere.