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Bird
26-12-2005, 04:22 AM
Looking at the CCTV footage I see a man sneaking into Bethie's room. Armed with handcuffs! I can't warn her, he's disconnected the phone.

How will Bethie be saved from this perverted monster?

Find out in the next episode of; Oh Jesus Help Me!
Loaned
26-12-2005, 04:25 AM
Wth. I told you not to post incriminating evidence about Ross!
beth
26-12-2005, 04:32 AM
OH JESUS HELP ME!
Bird
26-12-2005, 04:33 AM
Sean jumps through Bethie's window to save her from the perverted monster! Sean tackles the masked-pervert and realises it's Cassie.. dun dun dun..

Find out what happens in the next episode of: Oh Jesus Help Me!
Loaned
26-12-2005, 04:35 AM
Oooo! This is getting interesting!!
Bird
26-12-2005, 04:39 AM
Sean is beating Cassie with an umbrella left on the floor! Bethie runs for her life, heading to the door when someone grabs her from her wardrobe.. who could it be?!

Find out in the next episode of: Oh Jesus Help Me!
Bird
26-12-2005, 04:39 AM
Ross runs up the stairs, pushes Bethie to safety and hits the other masked-pervert.. realises it's Pechie! What will he do? What can he do?

Meanwhile.. Cassie had died. Sean tragically beat her to death.

Find out when happens in the next episode of: Oh Jesus Help Me!
Loaned
26-12-2005, 04:40 AM
It's the BoogeyMan!!!!

Or Oli.
Loaned
26-12-2005, 04:41 AM
Bethie beats him with a strap on! And he enjoys it!
Bird
26-12-2005, 04:43 AM
Pechie died! Kaye shot him in the head, she came out of no-where! Smiffla comes charging through the door like a knight in shining armour and shoots Cassie, even though she is dead. Sean cheers as they're both dead and we all leave... but do we?! Something evil is lerking in the dark.. what or who could i be?!

Find out in series 2 of: Oh Jesus Help Me! [Coming Soon]
Pawf
26-12-2005, 04:44 AM
Omg! You left out my noble stead called Enrique
Loaned
26-12-2005, 04:45 AM
Omg! You left out my noble stead called Enrique
I killed your steed. I kill everything. And eat fetuses.
Pawf
26-12-2005, 04:46 AM
You ate my steed?! *shakes fist angrily*
Bird
26-12-2005, 04:46 AM
Sean is now taking over as writer/director of Oh Jesus Help Me.

Stay tuned folks!
Loaned
26-12-2005, 04:51 AM
Smiffla finds out that Sean killed his steed. Smiffla slaps him with anger! "OMGOMGOGMOGMG I WANT ME STEED!" Sean replies "LOLOL I WAS HUNGRY". They forgot about the evil presence they felt! It was sierk! No need to worry though! Chuck Norris busts in the room and roundhouse kicks everyone!

"WTH WTH" Max says. "You killed Sean you son of bi'tch!" "OOPSE LOL!!!" Norris replied.


But, they see someone coming...

What happens next? I know! But you have to wait for part 7.
Bird
26-12-2005, 04:52 AM
Lmao, hahaha! Best one.
Pawf
26-12-2005, 04:53 AM
Sugar. Call me Oli, everybody does!
Loaned
26-12-2005, 04:54 AM
The dark figure approaches slowly. They here a lock locking. They figured it out! It was Steven! "OMG OMG OMG SPAM IS GOING TO GET CLOSED LOL!" Steven said.

Max kept his cool. He had an idea. A mod can't lock the house if they weren't in it. Well, the mod could, but they wouldn't be in it. Max felt this would be a good idea. But... Something happens!


Read next episode to find out what happens!
Pawf
26-12-2005, 04:56 AM
Oh my god! The anti-spam-robot-killer-mega-zoid-3000!
Bird
26-12-2005, 04:56 AM
Hahahahahaha so true.
Loaned
26-12-2005, 05:00 AM
Max tried to do something, but he saw a message! He was banned from the house! OMG!

"No more spamming for us, guys. I've been banned," Max said.

"Yes, same here. Now we can type like we should," replied Sean.

"HEY! I have an idea!" exclaimed Kaye.

"What?!?" Max, Smiffla, Sean, Bethie and everyone else replied.

"LUBRICANT!!!" Kaye blurted.

All of a sudden, Cassie and Pechie100 appear.

"CAN WE JOIN LOLOLOL" they say "**** we have to type ****** again" Max said. "Let's just go without them" Kaye said

Everyone, but Pechie and Cassie, and other people I don't feel like listing, were left out of the hot, hot, squirrel on squirrel action and the lubricant. The end.


Or is it???
Pawf
26-12-2005, 05:01 AM
Lmao, instant classic :p

I don't think it's the end. Because all the people who get locked out come back in disguise to fool the anti-spam-bots
le harry
26-12-2005, 05:07 AM
Wow, interesting!
le harry
26-12-2005, 05:07 AM
Lmao Sean
le harry
26-12-2005, 05:08 AM
Oh God, im shaking ..
le harry
26-12-2005, 05:09 AM
I wasnt in it amg!
beth
26-12-2005, 03:51 PM
OH JESUS HELP ME!
Muffin
26-12-2005, 04:00 PM
LMAO SEAN

Harry what's with the quadrouple (sp?) post lol
Jordan3
26-12-2005, 04:24 PM
Use Rip. Slip. Brush. Aah!

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