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paradox
29-12-2005, 12:47 PM
*bring bring*
*answers*
them: Hello, is blah blah blah there
me: No... Im her son..
them: ok you'll do, if you'd just like to press 9 we will offer you a free sum of money.
me: Get bent...
*hang up*

Don't you just hate money scams? Have any of you actually fell for one of these phone calls?

Carlsta
29-12-2005, 12:48 PM
I just hang up its right funny they r like im selling a kitchen...

i go 1sec ill get parents
and my parents tell me to say we have a kitchen but i think its funnier to just put phone down on them :P

Vitality
29-12-2005, 12:49 PM
My gran sued one of them companies for £20
Lmao!

TealArms
29-12-2005, 12:49 PM
I just hang up its right funny they r like im selling a kitchen...

i go 1sec ill get parents
and my parents tell me to say we have a kitchen but i think its funnier to just put phone down on them :P
Lol oh you get them like they think they have won lol

Carlsta
29-12-2005, 12:51 PM
What you mean by that! you get them like they think they have won lol

Rawr
29-12-2005, 12:52 PM
I love them i play along for abit so they get all excited then hang up. :)

Alexisonfire
29-12-2005, 12:53 PM
*bring bring*
*answers*
them: Hello, is blah blah blah there
me: No... Im her son..
them: ok you'll do, if you'd just like to press 9 we will offer you a free sum of money.
me: Get bent...
*hang up*

Don't you just hate money scams? Have any of you actually fell for one of these phone calls?

KILL THEM ALL!

TealArms
29-12-2005, 12:53 PM
Well like when we were in turkey this dude tried to sell us some fake stuff and we went to buy loads of stuff then we went " accutally no" lol and we went to maccers and said can we have loads of stuff then i just went " can i have a apple pie?"

Bef
29-12-2005, 12:55 PM
lmfbo, i love confusing them...
Random telemarketer - "We would like to offer you a phone"
Sexy Bef "i have one... how do you think im talking to you..."
Rt "well wouldnt you like a cheaper one?"
SB "Would you like a new door?"
Rt "Huh?"
SB "Im Bef from doors are us, we stock fine pine and oak doors for cheap as chips prices, all you have to do is get 5 of your..."
then they hang up on you.

Carlsta
29-12-2005, 12:56 PM
lmfbo, i love confusing them...
We would like to offer you a phone, i have one... how do you think im talking to you...
well wouldnt you like a cheaper one?
Would you like a new door?
Huh?
Im Bef from doors are us, we stock fine pine and oak doors for cheap as chips prices, all you have to do is get 5 of your...
then they hang up on you.
hahahaha good one bef!!!!!!1

Vitality
29-12-2005, 12:56 PM
lmfbo, i love confusing them...
We would like to offer you a phone, i have one... how do you think im talking to you...
well wouldnt you like a cheaper one?
Would you like a new door?
Huh?
Im Bef from doors are us, we stock fine pine and oak doors for cheap as chips prices, all you have to do is get 5 of your...
then they hang up on you.
Thats gay

YellowParasol
29-12-2005, 12:56 PM
i never fall for them :p

Herman
29-12-2005, 12:59 PM
Lmao, that rarely happens here.

Hatake Kakashi
29-12-2005, 01:01 PM
Happens all the time. I gonna confuse one of them, give me a good one to confuse them with :P

Bef
29-12-2005, 01:02 PM
Lol pretend you have amnesia, keep asking the same questions and stuff...

Dupion
29-12-2005, 01:02 PM
lmfbo, i love confusing them...
Random telemarketer - "We would like to offer you a phone"
Sexy Bef "i have one... how do you think im talking to you..."
Rt "well wouldnt you like a cheaper one?"
SB "Would you like a new door?"
Rt "Huh?"
SB "Im Bef from doors are us, we stock fine pine and oak doors for cheap as chips prices, all you have to do is get 5 of your..."
then they hang up on you.

lmao! :)

Achieve
29-12-2005, 01:04 PM
lmfbo, i love confusing them...
Random telemarketer - "We would like to offer you a phone"
Sexy Bef "i have one... how do you think im talking to you..."
Rt "well wouldnt you like a cheaper one?"
SB "Would you like a new door?"
Rt "Huh?"
SB "Im Bef from doors are us, we stock fine pine and oak doors for cheap as chips prices, all you have to do is get 5 of your..."
then they hang up on you.

Lmao at that.

Magnet
29-12-2005, 01:07 PM
lmfbo, i love confusing them...
Random telemarketer - "We would like to offer you a phone"
Sexy Bef "i have one... how do you think im talking to you..."
Rt "well wouldnt you like a cheaper one?"
SB "Would you like a new door?"
Rt "Huh?"
SB "Im Bef from doors are us, we stock fine pine and oak doors for cheap as chips prices, all you have to do is get 5 of your..."
then they hang up on you.
LMAO! Brilliant!

They sometimes ring up:

Person on phone: Would you like a new credit card? Forevery purchase you get £1.00 off if you use it!
Me: Go on..
Person: Just tell me your credit card details and we'll create a new credit card for you, including your PIN.
Me: I don't have one I'm a tramp.
Person: Do you know anyone who does?
Me: Yeah, my mate John, his phone number is 999.
Person: *Hangs up*

They do that, trying to steal our credit card details, Grrr..

Howabout doing this to them:

Person: Hello would you be interested in buying new windows?
Me: Welcome to who wants to be a millionaire! Your friend John is here with me, with £64000, do you think you can help him out?
Person: *Hangs up*

:P

Alexisonfire
29-12-2005, 01:14 PM
Happens all the time. I gonna confuse one of them, give me a good one to confuse them with :P

Im gonna try too =]]

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