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Doctor_Chode
16-01-2006, 07:13 PM
/ = divide
* = multiply
- = minus
+ = plus

firstly, lets concider the standard statement;

Doctor Chode is great.

convert this into an equation;

Doctor Chode + Great = Infinity.

That means that, doctor chode and pure greatness are the equivelent to infinity, meaning that doctor chode and his greatness are just beyond knowledge (it's that awesome)

Infinity/Chode + Great = impossible, therefore it is impossible for doctor chode to be un-great.

Substitute Doctor Chode for C
Substitute Great for G

Infinity = Universe.
So,
C+G = Universe

Substitute Universe for U

C + G = U
U= C + G
-G
U-G = C

Universe - Great = Chode

Therefore without greatness i do not exist, therefore I am what makes the universe great.

We can expand on this theory.
Add Hottness and Jealousy into the equation, and it will look like this;

Substitute Hot for H
Substitute Jealousy for J

C + G + H = U - HJ
+H
C + G + 2H = U - J
-J
C + G + 2H - J = U - 2J

Therefore i contain no jealousy, am twice as hot as everyone, great, and the universe is twice more jealous of me than a normal person, but as everyone is twice as jealous, normal jealousy = 2J and J is half as jealous as normal, which no one is.

Finally, U - C = 0

Without me, the Universe = 0

THE END.

Adam$
16-01-2006, 07:19 PM
You + (lack of maturity) / Internet forum = Pointless post + Bad rep.

Michael.
16-01-2006, 07:21 PM
You + (lack of maturity) / Internet forum = Pointless post + Bad rep.
2*abovepost

issaa.
16-01-2006, 07:24 PM
I didn't even bother reading past the first 4 lines but I can see its a load of crap so don't spam and id -rep if I could but I need to spread k bye

edit; i can -rep enjoy.

Dupion
16-01-2006, 07:27 PM
What.. the.. hell..

Please make sure I can understand insteal of /***sujgv or whatever please.

issaa.
16-01-2006, 07:30 PM
I just thought.. you actually bothered to type that? "/

Dupion
16-01-2006, 07:31 PM
I just thought.. you actually bothered to type that? "/

probaly cut and paste. OOPS PROBS LET OUT HIS SECRET. ;)

issaa.
16-01-2006, 07:33 PM
But its all about him = Chrode or whatever "/

eggd2
16-01-2006, 07:41 PM
pointless+ post= -rep

Revis
16-01-2006, 07:53 PM
That's pure 103%

What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

******** = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

EDIT By: Steven. (forum Moderator); Please do not avoid the forum filter.

Chaz
16-01-2006, 07:56 PM
she pretends to be a 'doctor'

rofl xD you should se her threads!

Concentric
16-01-2006, 08:00 PM
/ = divide
* = multiply
- = minus
+ = plus

firstly, lets concider the standard statement;

Doctor Chode is great.


Incorrect already but i'll let you continue :rolleyes:


convert this into an equation;

Doctor Chode + Great = Infinity.

Where does the infinity come from?

Lets say for example instead of 'Doctor Chode' and 'Great' we use the numbers 5 and 5 which would make you're first statement "Doctor Chode is Great" true.
However, according to your re-arrangement, this makes 5 + 5 = Infinity. :s


That means that, doctor chode and pure greatness are the equivelent to infinity, meaning that doctor chode and his greatness are just beyond knowledge (it's that awesome) even if 5 + 5 makes infinity, it's got nothing to do with knowledge.


Infinity/Chode + Great = impossible, therefore it is impossible for doctor chode to be un-great.
By your earlier statement "Doctor Chode + Great = Infinity", this would make Infinity / Infinity which equals Infinity, not impossiblity.


Substitute Doctor Chode for C
Substitute Great for G

Infinity = Universe.

Why does Infinity = Universe? If it's because you think the universe is infinite then surely that's like saying due to the statement "The cat is black", Cat = Black. :eusa_wall


So,
C+G = Universe

Substitute Universe for U

C + G = U
U= C + G
-G
U-G = C

Universe - Great = Chode
So the universe, minus everything that's great equals you. I didn't realise you held yourself in such a low regard...


Therefore without greatness i do not exist, therefore I am what makes the universe great.If you take Great from that equation it doesn't remove you. It would just state "Universe = Chode".


We can expand on this theory.
Add Hottness and Jealousy into the equation, and it will look like this;

Substitute Hot for H
Substitute Jealousy for J

C + G + H = U - HJ
+H
C + G + 2H = U - J
-J
C + G + 2H - J = U - 2J

Therefore i contain no jealousy, am twice as hot as everyone, great, and the universe is twice more jealous of me than a normal person, but as everyone is twice as jealous, normal jealousy = 2J and J is half as jealous as normal, which no one is.

I'll argue against that when you explain what the heck it means.


Finally, U - C = 0

Without me, the Universe = 0
Congratulations on the only true statement in the entire post.

Revis
16-01-2006, 08:02 PM
Delete.

Dupion
16-01-2006, 08:04 PM
That's pure 103%

What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

***************** = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

ROFLMAO.

darkchicken101
16-01-2006, 08:04 PM
Concentric, you get +rep from proving what a brainless cretin this guy is.

Doctor Chode, you get -rep and a free one way ticket to wherever the hell you came from.

EDIT: Concentric, I can't rep you. I'll go find someone to rep then.

Notorious
16-01-2006, 08:09 PM
That was funnier than farting on handicaps. Wow, these losers going around giving bad reps are clowns. Where will a good or bad rep get you in life? It's not that serious. Do any of you sensitive whiners have a sense of humor?

:Firefox
16-01-2006, 08:15 PM
That was funnier than farting on handicaps. Wow, these losers going around giving bad reps are clowns. Where will a good or bad rep get you in life? It's not that serious. Do any of you sensitive whiners have a sense of humor?

Rep on this forum is like respect points, if you do something pointless which was a waste of time posting and a waste of time for the reader to read then that is a good reason to give bad rep. Sense of humor you say? What was so funny about the post?:|



Peace

Rawr
16-01-2006, 08:18 PM
Didn't understand any of that. :)

Doctor_Chode
16-01-2006, 08:27 PM
habbox - doctor chode = humourless + bland - a few exceptions

ilovejordan
16-01-2006, 08:28 PM
omg dont confuse me i had maths today :'(

Mr.Kylee
16-01-2006, 08:28 PM
Doctor chode + idiot = true.

dannyboymed
16-01-2006, 08:31 PM
Doctor chode = probably annoyed this went the wrong way

Notorious
16-01-2006, 08:34 PM
Habbox posters (aside from me) + not knowing what a chode is = :eusa_doh:

Revis
16-01-2006, 08:37 PM
Chode + Google Image search = ...

Doctor_Chode
16-01-2006, 08:41 PM
Chode + Google Image search = ...

that is like saying, for example

Richard can be abbreviated to D!(|<

i bet if u searched that word, u would get some nasty images too.

Also, notorious, you are safe. have a cookie.

the rest of yas... i almost fell asleep reading the same replies

"dr.chode = spam"

however;

everyone - select few = nub.

beth
16-01-2006, 08:51 PM
That's pure 103%

What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

*********************** = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

^ Owned +rep.

darkchicken101
16-01-2006, 08:53 PM
This is the Chode he speaks of!

http://www.sadgeezer.com/html/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/TTR/Chode/chode_1.jpg

Strange, I found it on a site called www.sadgeezer.com

Found using Google.

Concentric
16-01-2006, 09:04 PM
Thread closed due to rediculousness of topic and extensive abuse.

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