Anyone for rep?

[Webhamster]

It's really simple, tell me a nice little joke and if I find it vaguely funny I'll award it :) :eusa_clap

[Spotteh]

why did the chicken cross the road.... to get to the other side

[Achieve]

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

Your too young to smoke..

[Toes]

Yo mamma so fat she needs to wear number plates on her feet :)


(Not aimed at you:))

[iluvben]

y00 mama is soo fat she went to the zoo and get called a hippo

[Jordan3]

Yo mumma is so dirty, I called her for phone *** and I got an ear infection.

Edited by Saurav. (Super Moderator) - Please dont avoid the forum filter.

[Jack.]

your mums so fat she jumped into the sky and got stuck

(not aimed at you)

[Adam$]

why did the chicken cross the road.... to get to the other side
Oh, how funny and mature. :rolleyes:

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The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and the villagers were to be prepared.
Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the winter going to be cold?"
The man on the phone responded, "This winter is going to be quite cold" So the chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared.
A week later he called the National Weather Service again, and asks "Is it going to be a VERY cold winter?"
"Yes," the man replied, "It's going to be a very cold winter"
So the chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again, and asks "Are you absolutely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replies, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"

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This joke won me a Habbox competition ages ago. ;D

[Rawr]

Why did Tin cross the road?

To get to the other side. K. :)

[Scriptermone]

Your mums so dumb, that she got ran over by a parked car.
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Your mums so dumb, she tryed to drown a fish.
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Your mums so dumb, she tryed to steal FREE bread.

they're just a few I know :D

[Krusty]

your mums so fat she jumped into the sky and got stuck

(not aimed at you)
ROFLMAO!
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A blonde got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
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Your moms so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept <3

[Webhamster]

Your mums so dumb, she tryed to drown a fish.


Lool, + rep

[Scriptermone]

Yay :D ty

[Webhamster]

Yay :D ty


No worries, I liked that one :) :eusa_clap

[Neversoft]

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Lmao :D

[SHEEPY_luvs_u]

Big Brother have installed ash trays into the Big Brother house.

Michael Barrymoore keeps throwing his **** in the pool.

[Jordan3]

Big Brother have installed ash trays into the Big Brother house.

Michael Barrymoore keeps throwing his **** in the pool.
Ahahaha. ;P

[ASHFELT]

Ok I got some....

Your mum is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Your mum is so fat her bloodtype is dragoon

Your mum is so fat she deep fries her tooth picks

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on a penny a booger poped out the queens nose

[None of these aimed at anybody]

[Webhamster]

Big Brother have installed ash trays into the Big Brother house.

Michael Barrymoore keeps throwing his **** in the pool.


Heard that one before but when I did I laughed,


+ rep

[kasi]

Yo mumma is so dirty, I called her for phone *** and I got an ear infection.

Edited by Saurav. (Super Moderator) - Please dont avoid the forum filter.
LMAO JORDAN.

that made me laugh..

[amy-tha-angel]

3 men in a desert.....
they each take sormething with them...
1st man.. water
2nd man.. food
3rd.. car door
a women stops them so why have u got water..
in case i get thristy
women: y have u got food
man: in case im get hungry
women: so why have u got a car door
man: so if it gets hot i can wind the window down!!

LOL dont ask first one i thought of!
sorry if its not funny
Plz dont bad rep me:(

[Webhamster]

it's quite good, but I didn't laugh sadly. :)

[Jordan3]

Here we go:

Ever seen a maggot throw up?

No? You'd better tug harder then.

[GoldenMerc]

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Lmao :D

lol heard that alot but gud one

[Neversoft]

Ok, I'll have a go at telling this one, but I can't remember how it goes exactally.

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then the last person took a bite out of a gernade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they landed and decided to go for a walk. First they passed a little girl who was crying and they said, "little girl why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came down and killed my kitty".
Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came down and killed my puppy."
Then they passed another girl standing on the path laughing her butt off. They asked "Why are you laughing so much" The girl said "My Dad farted and the house blew up!"

Sorry if this joke offended anyone in anyway. ;)

[amy-tha-angel]

Ok, I'll have a go at telling this one, but I can't remember how it goes exactally.

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then the last person took a bite out of a gernade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they landed and decided to go for a walk. First they passed a little girl who was crying and they said, "little girl why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came down and killed my kitty".
Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came down and killed my puppy."
Then they passed another girl standing on the path laughing her butt off. They asked "Why are you laughing so much" The girl said "My Dad farted and the house blew up!"

Sorry if this joke offended anyone in anyway. ;)

That was really good i laughed lol !! :D

[Jordan3]

Ok, I'll have a go at telling this one, but I can't remember how it goes exactally.

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then the last person took a bite out of a gernade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they landed and decided to go for a walk. First they passed a little girl who was crying and they said, "little girl why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came down and killed my kitty".
Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came down and killed my puppy."
Then they passed another girl standing on the path laughing her butt off. They asked "Why are you laughing so much" The girl said "My Dad farted and the house blew up!"

Sorry if this joke offended anyone in anyway. ;)

Ahaha, I laughed out loud at that.

[kasi]

Here we go:

Ever seen a maggot throw up?

No? You'd better tug harder then.
i dont get it :(

[SHEEPY_luvs_u]

i dont get it :(

Are you some what mentally r&#233;tarded?

[Jordan3]

i dont get it :(
Maggot = small willy =P

[Webhamster]

Lol at the dad farted one + rep :D

[Neversoft]

Lol at the dad farted one + rep :D

Thanks! :D

[Webhamster]

Thanks! :D

No worries, thats what the thread is about.

[amy-tha-angel]

My 2nd attempt!

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.''
He calls and asks for some condoms.
The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?''

''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''

[Webhamster]

I smirked so heres some rep :) + rep

[amy-tha-angel]

:D thankyou!! :d

[Neversoft]

I smirked so heres some rep :) + rep

Remember, your only allowed to give out 10 reps every 24 hours.

[Webhamster]

Lol, don't worry, I'll fill that quota every day so don't worry.

[Laura.]

A man walked into a bar and saw 3 woman. Went to first one and said

"I bet you I can tell what football team you support my looking at your nickers."

She agrees and lifts up her skirt, and they were blue. The man said

"You support Birmingham dont you?!"

She Nods. He goes to second woman and she lifts up her skirt and they were Red.

"You support Manchest Utd dont cha?!"

She was shocked. He got it correct.

He goes to the 3rd woman and she lifts up her skirt.

She had no nickers on. The man said

"You support Ar*enal dont you?"

[Webhamster]

Lol, wicked one that one, I've seen it a lot but has reference to a wild night out so here you go, + rep.



but as Neversoft said
Remember, your only allowed to give out 10 reps every 24 hours.


I'll schedule you some. :)