rep. :)

[kasi]

if you want rep tell me a joke.
i know i stole this idea from whoever else did it :]
but it must make me laugh out loud in real life. i dont laugh at most jokes so make it good ty.

OH;; and i dont give out rep if someone allready said the joke before.

EDIT By: Steven. (forum Moderator): Thread Locked. It is not allowed to pointless rep others.

[Italic]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!!!11oneone!!

Have you spread reps yet?

[kasi]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!!!11oneone!!

Have you spread reps yet?
lol that actually made me laugh o.O eh.

and i have to spread ;P

[Italic]

:D Lol, I win ;)

[Largo]

So a guy comes in a resturant, tells the waiter " Let me get a milkshake! Not to thick, not to thin, just right in the groove! While ya at it, let me get a cheeseburger, not to greesy, not to dry, just right in the groove! " So the waiter goes to the chef, tells the info. 5 minutes later, the waiter comes out, " The chef told me to tell you this, " You can kiss my behind, not too much to the left, not too much to the right, just right in the groove! "

[kasi]

So a guy comes in a resturant, tells the waiter " Let me get a milkshake! Not to thick, not to thin, just right in the groove! While ya at it, let me get a cheeseburger, not to greesy, not to dry, just right in the groove! " So the waiter goes to the chef, tells the info. 5 minutes later, the waiter comes out, " The chef told me to tell you this, " You can kiss my behind, not too much to the left, not too much to the right, just right in the groove! "
lmao.

+rep :d

[Laura.]

Erm.. Might get cautioned for this..

Santa' broke his leg. And cant drive the sleigh. But dont worry kids! next year, Micheal Jackson offered to take the roll as Santa and go into all the little kids bedrooms and empty his sacks.

[kasi]

Erm.. Might get cautioned for this..

Santa' broke his leg. And cant drive the sleigh. But dont worry kids! next year, Micheal Jackson offered to take the roll as Santa and go into all the little kids bedrooms and empty his sacks.
LMAO.
it took me a while to get it xD

funny ;D

+rep

[Largo]

Erm.. Might get cautioned for this..

Santa' broke his leg. And cant drive the sleigh. But dont worry kids! next year, Micheal Jackson offered to take the roll as Santa and go into all the little kids bedrooms and empty his sacks.
Owned.

[BL!NKEY]

why did helen kellers dog jump into the well

you would to if your name was fhadkjfhalkjf

[Laura.]

Ty for rep kaye <3

[Bep624]

Here's three ;l:

1.) How do you sink a Canadian Submarine?
By knocking on the door and the Captain opening it. -.-

2.) So a horse walks into a bar and says: "Hey guys, why the long face?"

3.) Your so poor, that when your cigarette light when out, you started shivering and saying to yourself: "Who turned off the heat?

Slightly cheesy? >_> Oh well, can't say I didn't try. :)

[kasi]

why did helen kellers dog jump into the well

you would to if your name was fhadkjfhalkjf
i dont get it? :s


Here's three ;l:

1.) How do you sink a Canadian Submarine?
By knocking on the door and the Captain opening it. -.-

2.) So a horse walks into a bar and says: "Hey guys, why the long face?"

3.) Your so poor, that when your cigarette light when out, you started shivering and saying to yourself: "Who turned off the heat?

Slightly cheesy? >_> Oh well, can't say I didn't try.

didnt laugh at any of them

[Italic]

:( Aww, where's my rep?

[kasi]

:( Aww, where's my rep?
have to spread :l

[Moose]

Here's a joke: Clarissa.

[Italic]

Here's a joke: Clarissa.
Roflmao + rep o.O

[kasi]

Here's a joke: Clarissa.
LOL.
+rep

[Pimpers]

Hello, I like cheese, my name is bob


FUNNIESSS111!!!

:D

[ssricky]

heres a joke u walk into your bathroom and see sean siting on ur toilet :']

[chipie60]

Whats the difference between Snowmen and snow-women?

A: SnowBalls

[Legend-Killa]

Hmm.. has some bad words in it but w/e..

A guy walks into a bar and see's a fishtank full of quarters with a sign on it that says "WIN ALL OF THIS (See bartender for details)." So the guy goes up to the bar and says "How can I win that fish tank of quarters?" The bartender responds, "Ok first, you see that dancer over there? You have to knock him out, then in the room over there, there is a pitbull with a sore tooth, rip it out, finally go up stairs and there is an old lady, you have to have se'x with her." "Forget that," the man responds and orders a couple of drinks. When the man was done with his drinks he decides to try and win the competition to get his money back. First the man grabs one of his beer bottles and smashes it over the dancers head and knocks him out. Then the man goes into the room with the pitbull. There is a lot of screaming and howling everyone hears. The man comes out with a ripped up shirt and cuts all over him and says "Now wheres the old lady with the sore tooth?"

Might not be the exact joke i learnt it awhile ago :l

[Herman]

Here's a joke: Clarissa.

LOL. Apparently that laugh me laugh. :eusa_whis Go you.

[Adam$]

Erm.. Might get cautioned for this..

Santa' broke his leg. And cant drive the sleigh. But dont worry kids! next year, Micheal Jackson offered to take the roll as Santa and go into all the little kids bedrooms and empty his sacks.
Haha, heard a similar one to that.
"What does Santa and Michael Jackson have in common? They both come out of little boy's bedrooms with empty sacks. ;]

--

Anyway, my joke.

There was a carnival in town. Jim, being bored, decided to go. At the carnival, there was a new attraction. There was an elephant, and a man standing next to it with money in his hand. He exclaims, "I will personally give this £1000 to anyone that can make this elephant jump in the air!" Jim thinks to himself. He looks to his left and sees a plank of wood lying next to another attraction. He picks up the wood, and walks over to the elephant. He then swings the plank of wood the hardest and whacks the elephant in the nuts. The elephant jumps 4' into the air, and gives off a loud groan of pain. The man then claims his money.
A couple of years later, the carnival returns to town. Jim decides to go again, and sees the same man and his elephant. Again, he has money in his hand. The man shouts, "I have this £10,000 for any man that can make this elephant nod it's head from side to side. Jim walks up to the elephant, accepting the challange. The elephant looks at him with a worried look on his face. The man looks back at the elephant. "Remember me?" the man asks. The elephant nods its head.. "Remember what I did to you before?" exclaims the man. The elephant nods its head, looking even more worried. "Want me to do it again?"

[Jordan3]

I got a few.

Twin Towers plane crash - £2000
London bombings - £1500
Earthquake over at their place - Priceless


How do you get 100 Ethiopians into a phone box?
Throw a tin of beans in there.
How do you get them out?
Run away with the tin opener.

What do you call an indian lesbian?
Minjeater.

[Laura.]

I got a few.

Twin Towers plane crash - £2000
London bombings - £1500
Earthquake over at their place - Priceless


How do you get 100 Ethiopians into a phone box?
Throw a tin of beans in there.
How do you get them out?
Run away with the tin opener.

What do you call an indian lesbian?
Minjeater.Lol. I got one..

Well another.

What do you call an Ethiopian with red hair?
A dustbin.

I cba to post anoy more of my jokes.

Btw. Im not racist.

[Rou]

I was in London and a man came up to me and said
You wana buy a tooth brush 10pound ?
And i said no
He said wana but a muffin 50p
So i said yes i bit into the muffin and spat it out
It tasted like cr'ap i said
Wana buy a toothbrush 10pound ?

I was sat on a bench
And a homless guy came upto me and said
ARE YOU A PUFF
I said no
And he said get off my bed then !

;D

[issaa.]

Here's a joke: Clarissa.
Sorry I don't get it "/