Post your last SPAM email you recieved.

[Biseinen]

So yeah, as the title says, post the last piece of spam email you recieved... I keep getting things about Viagra and erection aids... Do These people think I have some kind of problem in the bedroom 'fun' department?! ^_______^;



"Cialis Soft Tabs is the new impotence treatment drug that everyone is talking about. It has benefits over Viagra and other ED treatment solutions. Here goes some reasons to choose Cialis Soft Tabs:
1. You can mix alcohol drinks with Cialis Soft Tabs without any undesired effects.
2.Cialis Soft Tabs does not make you feel dizzy or make vision blurred, so you can easily drive a car or operate heavy machinery.
3.Cialis soft tabs works much faster than any known ED treatment solution. Cialis Soft Tabs enters the bloodstream directly instead of going through the stomach, thus you need only 15 minutes till you feel the effect. Just look at the graph below
If you are interested ? Just click here and Read more about it
(I removed the link due to the fact that it has some unacceptable images on)
AND ALSO
Cialis Soft Tabs formula is effective for 95% of the patients. If this treatment is not effective for you, we will refund you for every unopened pack. All you have to do is send them back, and we will immediatley refund your account!"

[camera]

I consider this SPAM! lol! i hate chain letters :l

This is funny : go to the google search engine and type in your name +
'needs' after it. eg: "John needs" and write down the first line of the
description of the first website that appears, (it should say something
like: "John needs a shave") at the bottom of this list, but put the
number
before it.
Make sure that you put it in quote marks though! Have fun!

Copy and paste, do not forward or it comes up in a lot of >>>'s

122. "Rob needs a hero - clearly, somebody! Please!!"
123. "Sian needs to continue to develop her personal fitness" - think
i've
been set up, I much prefer the next one "Sian needs help making a box so
we
can make tea on the go" - that is so true!!
124. "Suzy needs to be out of her present location in June" and "Suzy
needs
help!"
125. "Jenny needs to go to bed before she falls asleep on her
face"...lol
126 "Jenny needs space!" and "Jenny needs to milk the cows" ooh hang on
the
cow one goes on to say "Jenny needs to understand that adam does not
carry
his violent responses beyond his tools..." I knew it!
127 "Becky needs a neighborhood flower shop" eh?????
128 "Kelly needs to be on top of the details of her job" ????
129 Big "Ben needs thumb surgery but plans to play"- do I?
130. "Amy needs to either wake up or start getting some extra
will-power."
probably true.... but i prefer... "Amy needs a new pair of shoes" always
true, can never have enough shoes!!
131 "Simon needs your help for the big mac index" but i like "Simon need
some smoothing"
132 "James Needs Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell" Debatable.
133 "stephanie needs some help" YEAH RIGHT!!
134 "Jonathan needs an experienced, skilled family that is understanding
of
his special needs" but apparently this is the least of my worries! Check
this out... http://jonsmith.greykitty.net/2005/10/29/jonathan-needs/
135. "Natalie needs a nightie"!! haha!!
136. "Rebecca needs enlightenment" not too bad hehe
137. "Kate needs a hand" the ones underneath were scary!!! (i.e Kate
needs
more than a glad bag of coke for an evening or Kate needs to be brought
to
her knees or Kate needs to be exposed for the evil shes done, have i?
lol
:$)
138. "Maddie needs a loving home." - really?!
139. "Katherine needs your help" ! and then "Katherine needs to make
flyers"
- ?????? ok then
140. ''Jennifer needs a cold shower.
141. "Rachie needs several JD and cokes"
142. "caroline needs to find a central london location for the
event?!??!?!"
143. "kelly needs a quivering antennae" *** man!!!
144. "Laura needs to do is take better care of her own two kids" -
LOL!!!! Ben, Im sorry Im sucha bad mum! (jk)
145. Luke needs a yoda....? oh ha ha
146. Natalie needs a rebound! One Life to Live....?!!!The Natalie above lied, natalie needs a nightie is the second line, someone is obviously a little bit insecure!lol

147. Maria needs 'coffee'.erm yea :s LOL

148.Andrea needs to be promoted to Commodore......ermmm okay lol



149. Melanie needs to become more tolerant, especially of emotions - lmao!! Andria? y did u hav to make ya name stand out? lol!! x-X-x

150. Victoria needs your input marine safety! beat dat!

151. Kiddist neeeds Hope for AIDS - LIKE OMG HOW GHEY. *Cries*

[Climbing]

One sec mine's just some crud from bebo

[Janumz]

Err.. mine was.. -2 secs-

Hey it is Andy and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the interruption but msn is closing down. this is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for just one person), we only have 578 names left. If you would like to close your account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep your account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. This is no joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks.

WHO EVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSEAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND YOU WILL COST 10.00 A MONTH TO USE. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST.NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLAY. COPY THE WHOLE EMAIL. GO BACK TO YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW. AND PASTE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION !!!!!!

:rolleyes:

[Rachz]

Hello, would you like to buy a bag of UBER L337 boxers?

Only 12.99 from all local ebay searches

I mean WTH? Im a girl!

[Brody]

Hello, would you like to buy a bag of UBER L337 boxers?

Only 12.99 from all local ebay searches

I mean WTH? Im a girl! LMAO THATS JUST FUNNY

[Adam$]

Off this kid who reckons I owe him money. :rolleyes:

[Clarissa,]

God knows, I get too many.. I just delete them. I keep getting ones about drug rehab :rolleyes:

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from eggd2 hahahahahahahahaha

[Rawr]

I don't even read them i just see the word ''forward'' and head straight to delete lols. :)