Ranger
02-02-2006, 03:20 PM
Basically something I am turning into a site soon.
I thought you might like the intro and a couple of parody paragraphs for some enjoyment.
The Lemon-Shirt's Guide
Habbo Hotel is big. Really really big.
So unbelieveably, unrealistically big you can't even begin to comprehend how mind-bogglingly big it actually is.
Once, one Hunkwar Gubbin of the Finnish hotel tried to think how big it was, including the many public rooms, seemingly unlimited guest vacancies and to still have room for adequate toilet facilities, that his brain simply gave up, and he burst into flame on the spot.
He only paused to say to the shocked onlookers that he wished to keep the carpet free of cinders and ash.
Guide entry: The Hotel > Incidents > Dave Invasion > Dancing
The Guide says that the second worst dancing in the hotel came from the invasion of the Daves. When they collaborated, 17 Daves caused mass panic when their dancing caused several Habbos to go insane, leaving them only to continually gibber 'gludbarg squibble fratnakk cegurrgnek'.
The worst dancing in the Hotel came from Dionysus, who's dancing caused one Habbo to have a full-on explosion. Some say the resultant blast could be heard from the Habbotics basement labs all the way to Habblantis.
The Guide > Entry > Incidents > Habbos in Flight
It is said that the only case of a Habbo flying was a direct descendant of Donni Santini.
The young man, name unknown, leapt from the skylight lobby, and flew a full 30 feet, assisted by the Rabbit ears he was wearing at the time, and had rigged them to flap.
Unfortunately it was not long before the laws of physics glanced sharply in his direction and demanded to know what the hell he thought he was doing that for, and yanked him down.
Luckily a concession of Habbo Bunnies was being delivered at the time and this broke his fall.
I thought you might like the intro and a couple of parody paragraphs for some enjoyment.
The Lemon-Shirt's Guide
Habbo Hotel is big. Really really big.
So unbelieveably, unrealistically big you can't even begin to comprehend how mind-bogglingly big it actually is.
Once, one Hunkwar Gubbin of the Finnish hotel tried to think how big it was, including the many public rooms, seemingly unlimited guest vacancies and to still have room for adequate toilet facilities, that his brain simply gave up, and he burst into flame on the spot.
He only paused to say to the shocked onlookers that he wished to keep the carpet free of cinders and ash.
Guide entry: The Hotel > Incidents > Dave Invasion > Dancing
The Guide says that the second worst dancing in the hotel came from the invasion of the Daves. When they collaborated, 17 Daves caused mass panic when their dancing caused several Habbos to go insane, leaving them only to continually gibber 'gludbarg squibble fratnakk cegurrgnek'.
The worst dancing in the Hotel came from Dionysus, who's dancing caused one Habbo to have a full-on explosion. Some say the resultant blast could be heard from the Habbotics basement labs all the way to Habblantis.
The Guide > Entry > Incidents > Habbos in Flight
It is said that the only case of a Habbo flying was a direct descendant of Donni Santini.
The young man, name unknown, leapt from the skylight lobby, and flew a full 30 feet, assisted by the Rabbit ears he was wearing at the time, and had rigged them to flap.
Unfortunately it was not long before the laws of physics glanced sharply in his direction and demanded to know what the hell he thought he was doing that for, and yanked him down.
Luckily a concession of Habbo Bunnies was being delivered at the time and this broke his fall.