Magnet
25-02-2006, 09:06 PM
Heh, here's some random ways to die I written and sent to Ben on MSN because I was bored. And yeah, they sound like they'd do well for Final Destination 4 :P If they're innapropiate, just delete!
Death 1.
Your going to die a quick painless death. It may sound painless, but really, it isn't, here is your death story:You'll come out of your friends car, the rear is parked very close to the front wall of the house, but enough for you to squeeze past. As you are trying to squeeze past to get to the front door, your friends father reverses till he taps the wall, as he normally does. You are being crushe and suffocated, and eventually die. It is quick, and painless. Except it will feel a little pain and alot of blood will try to escape from your body, but as the car is stretching your skin and pushing against the cuts, it can't. Whilst you are suffocating your skin will rip as it is stretched more and more, then, blood is released and you die.
Death 2.
Your death will be horrific and painful, no doubt about it:You get on your bus which you always get in the morning, to make your way to school. Your approxametely half way on your journey when the bus driver is knocked unconcious. Your mind is thinking so much that you run up and attempt to drive the bus. Your driving isn't very good, and as a result your driving all over the road, like a wind-up toy car. As this is happening, cars driving skid and try to prevent from hitting you, some do, some don't. Most don't. One car crashed into a small house, which doesn't have much of a big garden. It smashes into the gas tank and all gas is let out. The owners of the house were cooking at the time, with the stove on. So the house instantly blew up from the gas catching fire. The force pushes the bus which turns it upside down, as you are on a sort of steep road, the bus slides down upside down. As their are no seatbelts, alot of people have already crashed and died. You are still surviving, but as you are now on the roof, upside down, it is impossible to stop the bus.The bus eventually crashes into a large supermarket and many large wardrobes, bookcases, food, electronics, TV's and even a 42" Tv lands on the bus. The roof of the car (Now the bottom) is denting in. Eventually the engine explodes from all the weight it is carrying, along with most of the supermarket and you die instantly.
Death 3.
This death is quite astonishing really:Your sitting on your computer chatting to your mates on MSN, when you notice the monitor begins to flicker. Off then on within seconds, every minute or so. You decide to go down and look at why it's doing this. Looking udnerneath your computer desk to see if their is anything wrong, if a plug is unplugged. Your mum shouts you from the kitchen, the kitchen is directly underneath your bedroom. She askes if you want her to cut some pie, you say yes. So you resume to your job of looking whats wrong, you see that their is a large crack in the floor, then you see your cat run away! You get up and walk to your door when the floorboards just collapse, and you fall straight into the kitchen. As this is happening, your mother is in the kitchen holding a butchers knife to cut the pie, the blade facing the ceiling. When you fall your head goes straight through the blade, and then you hit the floor and the blade is forced straight through your brain, and is trying to come out the other side of your head, but fails. By now your mother is screaming, and by now you're already dead.
Death 4.
Another strange death:Your in your bedroom, trying to fix your window. When you pull it up, it always falls down again, sometimes you trap your fingers, this is also the reason on one hand you have 3 fingers and a thumb. So anyway, you decide to get a large metal pole to hold it up. The other day you were chopping things up, it comes in handy when you need to chop things, just plop a blade on the bottom of the window,l ift up, put thing you wanna chop down then drop, and their you go. You left the blade on, but just before you were gonna test it you took it off. You throw the blade on the floor, which, by accident, hit the fan and turned it on. You put your head out the window and look out. The fan blows the metal piece of and the window slams down on your neck, and gets jammed. You're suffocating, and try to scream for help, but your head is outside, whats gonna help? Luckily, your grandad is in the back garden, mind you, he has learning disabilities. You tell him to get your mum but instead he gets a brick to smash the window, he throws it at the window and hits it, shattering it, The glass goes through your back, about 7 pieces all together, the brick also hits you on your back. You eventually suffocate, but still have enough air to yelp. But it doesn't help.
Death 5.
Ok, so your in your room and it's freezing. So you decide to turn the radiator up full throttle. You leave your room to go out to town, leaving the radiator on. As you're out, the radiator begins to leak, with over boiling point water leaking out. After hours, the floor in your bedroom (Floorboards) is cover with the hot water, and still hasn't cooled down by more then a few degrees. You get back, and are having a fight with your mate, a pretend one. You run to your room then your mate pushed you into your room, you push the door open on your way as you are falling over, and fall face first on the giant puddle of scorching hot water. Burns grow quickly on your face as you scream, your friends run to the phone, as no one is in the house except you and your mates, and they call an ambulance. Too much pain to be able to get up, your on the floor screaming and having a fit, and your mates are just about to help you up when the radiator explodes, all the glass stuff or whatever radiators are shatters and some hit you and your mates, even in the head. The rest of the water pours our like a tidal wave, and more keeps coming from the pipes, your covered in scorching hot water, as well as your friends. Pipes all over the house are bursting, the hosue is being flooded with scorching water. Your burns are so bad you can barely move, lieing in the hot water, trying to escape, but, you can't, the whole house is covered in hot water. You and your friends eventually die.
Death 1.
Your going to die a quick painless death. It may sound painless, but really, it isn't, here is your death story:You'll come out of your friends car, the rear is parked very close to the front wall of the house, but enough for you to squeeze past. As you are trying to squeeze past to get to the front door, your friends father reverses till he taps the wall, as he normally does. You are being crushe and suffocated, and eventually die. It is quick, and painless. Except it will feel a little pain and alot of blood will try to escape from your body, but as the car is stretching your skin and pushing against the cuts, it can't. Whilst you are suffocating your skin will rip as it is stretched more and more, then, blood is released and you die.
Death 2.
Your death will be horrific and painful, no doubt about it:You get on your bus which you always get in the morning, to make your way to school. Your approxametely half way on your journey when the bus driver is knocked unconcious. Your mind is thinking so much that you run up and attempt to drive the bus. Your driving isn't very good, and as a result your driving all over the road, like a wind-up toy car. As this is happening, cars driving skid and try to prevent from hitting you, some do, some don't. Most don't. One car crashed into a small house, which doesn't have much of a big garden. It smashes into the gas tank and all gas is let out. The owners of the house were cooking at the time, with the stove on. So the house instantly blew up from the gas catching fire. The force pushes the bus which turns it upside down, as you are on a sort of steep road, the bus slides down upside down. As their are no seatbelts, alot of people have already crashed and died. You are still surviving, but as you are now on the roof, upside down, it is impossible to stop the bus.The bus eventually crashes into a large supermarket and many large wardrobes, bookcases, food, electronics, TV's and even a 42" Tv lands on the bus. The roof of the car (Now the bottom) is denting in. Eventually the engine explodes from all the weight it is carrying, along with most of the supermarket and you die instantly.
Death 3.
This death is quite astonishing really:Your sitting on your computer chatting to your mates on MSN, when you notice the monitor begins to flicker. Off then on within seconds, every minute or so. You decide to go down and look at why it's doing this. Looking udnerneath your computer desk to see if their is anything wrong, if a plug is unplugged. Your mum shouts you from the kitchen, the kitchen is directly underneath your bedroom. She askes if you want her to cut some pie, you say yes. So you resume to your job of looking whats wrong, you see that their is a large crack in the floor, then you see your cat run away! You get up and walk to your door when the floorboards just collapse, and you fall straight into the kitchen. As this is happening, your mother is in the kitchen holding a butchers knife to cut the pie, the blade facing the ceiling. When you fall your head goes straight through the blade, and then you hit the floor and the blade is forced straight through your brain, and is trying to come out the other side of your head, but fails. By now your mother is screaming, and by now you're already dead.
Death 4.
Another strange death:Your in your bedroom, trying to fix your window. When you pull it up, it always falls down again, sometimes you trap your fingers, this is also the reason on one hand you have 3 fingers and a thumb. So anyway, you decide to get a large metal pole to hold it up. The other day you were chopping things up, it comes in handy when you need to chop things, just plop a blade on the bottom of the window,l ift up, put thing you wanna chop down then drop, and their you go. You left the blade on, but just before you were gonna test it you took it off. You throw the blade on the floor, which, by accident, hit the fan and turned it on. You put your head out the window and look out. The fan blows the metal piece of and the window slams down on your neck, and gets jammed. You're suffocating, and try to scream for help, but your head is outside, whats gonna help? Luckily, your grandad is in the back garden, mind you, he has learning disabilities. You tell him to get your mum but instead he gets a brick to smash the window, he throws it at the window and hits it, shattering it, The glass goes through your back, about 7 pieces all together, the brick also hits you on your back. You eventually suffocate, but still have enough air to yelp. But it doesn't help.
Death 5.
Ok, so your in your room and it's freezing. So you decide to turn the radiator up full throttle. You leave your room to go out to town, leaving the radiator on. As you're out, the radiator begins to leak, with over boiling point water leaking out. After hours, the floor in your bedroom (Floorboards) is cover with the hot water, and still hasn't cooled down by more then a few degrees. You get back, and are having a fight with your mate, a pretend one. You run to your room then your mate pushed you into your room, you push the door open on your way as you are falling over, and fall face first on the giant puddle of scorching hot water. Burns grow quickly on your face as you scream, your friends run to the phone, as no one is in the house except you and your mates, and they call an ambulance. Too much pain to be able to get up, your on the floor screaming and having a fit, and your mates are just about to help you up when the radiator explodes, all the glass stuff or whatever radiators are shatters and some hit you and your mates, even in the head. The rest of the water pours our like a tidal wave, and more keeps coming from the pipes, your covered in scorching hot water, as well as your friends. Pipes all over the house are bursting, the hosue is being flooded with scorching water. Your burns are so bad you can barely move, lieing in the hot water, trying to escape, but, you can't, the whole house is covered in hot water. You and your friends eventually die.