Whoops...

[Tommy]

I had a condom in my back pocket of my jeans and forgot to take it out, and my mum put it in the wash... i wonder if she found out it was mine =S
Would be a rather embarressing topic... >.<

[issaa.]

I had a condom in my back pocket of my jeans and forgot to take it out, and my mum put it in the wash... i wonder if she found out it was mine =S
Would be a rather embarressing topic... >.<


:rolleyes: Why did you have it? :rolleyes: What a stupid question.

[Tommy]

:rolleyes: Why did you have it? :rolleyes: What a stupid question.
Im 16... i rest my case x]
You never know what can happen! *cough*

[issaa.]

Im 16... i rest my case x]
You never know what can happen! *cough*

Lol :rolleyes:

And do you have a brother? If you do, blame it on him :rolleyes:

[Charlie]

HA, Hoping to get lucky hey? ;)

[Tommy]

Lol :rolleyes:

And do you have a brother? If you do, blame it on him :rolleyes:
I do actually, he is 21 so its not unusual...
although i dont know if she might of found it in the pocked or.. like in the wash.

And yes... get lucky, i got it the other day after a party.

[Jordan3]

I imagine it would be in a strange state after half an hour on spin cycle.

[HUGECOOL]

... :\

Are you trying to create the illusion that you're mature enough to have sexual intercourse?

First of all, if you were, you wouldn't even be posting this and you'd know what to do without the help of people you've never even met.

Your thread= pointless

http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/6440/youlose0lw.gif

[Charlie]

The thread maybe pointless, But it's something to talk about right?

[Tommy]

... :\

Are you trying to create the illusion that you're mature enough to have sexual intercourse?

First of all, if you were, you wouldn't even be posting this and you'd know what to do without the help of people you've never even met.

Your thread= pointless

http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/6440/youlose0lw.gif

How dare thee, you think your mature enough to say the words "Sexual intercourse"??
Call it s€x man! Its the 21st century, and this actually did happen. Im not applying i had s€x... you can think what you like x]

[Jordan3]

The thread maybe pointless, But it's something to talk about right?

-Throws pennies-

[Charlie]

-Throws pennies-

OMGZ, I LOVE YOU <3

[Beef Samich]

OMGZ, I LOVE YOU <3
OMGZ GET ON TOPIC PHOOL

[nets]

Are you trying to create the illusion that you're mature enough to have sexual intercourse?[/IMG]

You took the words out of my mouth.

[kobi626]

I had a condom in my back pocket of my jeans and forgot to take it out, and my mum put it in the wash... i wonder if she found out it was mine =S
Would be a rather embarressing topic... >.<


Hmm.. Happened to me sometimes *rolls eyes

[Karl]

Mmmmmm, sexual stuff...



[Drools]

[beth]

Oh dear lord, aren't you the big man.. oh yes you are. I have loads of condoms, and my mother knows about them.. the fact I'm female is beside the point.

[iluvben]

Tom she would of found it , it's a natural thing all Mums check the pockets :p good luck mate the parents will be talking most likely the your dad may tell you the good old story of the birds and the bees lols

[beth]

Tom she would of found it , it's a natural thing all Mums check the pockets :p good luck mate the parents will be talking most likely the your dad may tell you the good old story of the birds and the bees lols

Eamonn who I haven't seen in forever <33333333 and ahha, you'll get that talk oh man. I'm glad I taught myself about the birds and the bees

[issaa.]

Tom she would of found it , it's a natural thing all Mums check the pockets :p good luck mate the parents will be talking most likely the your dad may tell you the good old story of the birds and the bees lols
Lmaooo birds and the bees.

[Jordan3]

My brother is 16 and my Mum bought him loads of condoms for Christmas ;P

He woke up Christmas morning with a stocking full of them.

[issaa.]

My brother is 16 and my Mum bought him loads of condoms for Christmas ;P

He woke up Christmas morning with a stocking full of them.

Better safe than sorry eh?

[iluvben]

Omgs bethums <33 some brutha from anotha mutha (L) and the bird and the bees.. oh that story how it makes me blush ;)

[beth]

My brother is 16 and my Mum bought him loads of condoms for Christmas ;P

He woke up Christmas morning with a stocking full of them.

LMAO AT THAT. When me and my friends are kinda wasted after gigs and stuff we go down to Brook [Contraception advice] pretend we're all about to get jiggy and they give us like 18 condoms each free. You should try it children. It's well fun.

[Jordan3]

LMAO AT THAT. When me and my friends are kinda wasted after gigs and stuff we go down to Brook [Contraception advice] pretend we're all about to get jiggy and they give us like 18 condoms each free. You should try it children. It's well fun.

Oh that sounds great. Pass the vodka from the left hand side please.

[beth]

Oh that sounds great. Pass the vodka from the left hand side please.
Vodka (L)_(L) lately though its been rum and coke. You should try it.

[iluvben]

I will just try the corner shop please <3 more variety , extra ribbed or safe ?

[beth]

I will just try the corner shop please <3 more variety , extra ribbed or safe ?

extra ribbed mint flavour. Durex. teh best.

[Jordan3]

Vodka (L)_(L) lately though its been rum and coke. You should try it.

Oh I have before =]

Off topic: http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/xKx-Nick/th_1up.gif

[Dupion]

... :\

Are you trying to create the illusion that you're mature enough to have sexual intercourse?

First of all, if you were, you wouldn't even be posting this and you'd know what to do without the help of people you've never even met.

Your thread= pointless

http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/6440/youlose0lw.gif


dont like dont post y0.

also blame it on your brother.

[HUGECOOL]

dont like dont post y0.

also blame it on your brother. Upon full inspection of your writing piece here, I have come to the conclusions that you too are a completely oblivious fool. Excuse my technical vocabulary.

You see, this is spam and anyone can write about anytihng in a spam thread. No one actually cared about his/her protection dilemma but posted here as a result of boredom.

Any questions? Was I polite enough?

[mynameishelen!]

K just to clear this up.

TOM DIDNT GET LUCKY K.

Haha tom :P Tell your mum it can't be yours because you don't bother with condoms as men can't get pregnant :]

[issaa.]

K just to clear this up.

TOM DIDNT GET LUCKY K.

Haha tom :P Tell your mum it can't be yours because you don't bother with condoms as men can't get pregnant :]
LMAOOO

[GJay]

I had a condom in my back pocket of my jeans and forgot to take it out, and my mum put it in the wash... i wonder if she found out it was mine =S
Would be a rather embarressing topic... >.<

i hope it wasn't a used one -.-

[mynameishelen!]

i hope it wasn't a used one -.-

It wasn't, tom told me all the details.
TOMS A TOTAL VlRGIN LIKE.

Sorry to let the cat out the bag tom :P

[GJay]

lol bless - hey that's cool if he is. never a rush is there.