Bird Flu Lol ! [Archive]

Dan2nd

09-03-2006, 06:50 PM

Did you know if bird flu reaches the uk as the humen form it will change our lives for a long time ! in the first 2 months 100,000 will be expected to be killed all sport seasons will be canceled [yes tht means no footie :o ] we will have a curfew [ No partys or clubbing till the early hours :@] All schools and colleges will be closed [ jeeze how dumb will we be :P ] some schools will be made into mini like hospitals. and finally it might get to a stage where we will be ordered to stay home.

and guess wot its expected to be here by the summer ! :eusa_danc

might i just add i think its all rubbish and the government are making ppl panik for no reason [remember SARS]

James!

09-03-2006, 06:51 PM

Glad you think thats funny mate.

Craig

09-03-2006, 06:51 PM

The government wouldn't make people panic. Seriously if anything they want to keep this underwraps like they did with Area 51.

All this stuff being said is propergander from the media.

Charlie

09-03-2006, 06:51 PM

But if they didn't do that, Maybe more people would be killed.

Adam$

09-03-2006, 06:52 PM

Dan2nd

09-03-2006, 06:54 PM

But if they didn't do that, Maybe more people would be killed.

I'm not sayin they are bad for sayin stuff i jst think bird flu is over rated !

the wombats

09-03-2006, 06:55 PM

It IS expected to reach us by the summer, BUT, it will probably not have evolved into human-spreading.

I'm sick of all this bird flu stuff.

I concentrate on the present, rather than worry about the future.
Exactly.

Its like Global Warming, why try and stop it when it will happen anyway?
Well, god knows why I used Global Warming.... Anyway, its just a flu. ;|

Dan2nd

09-03-2006, 06:57 PM

Exactly.

Its like Global Warming, why try and stop it when it will happen anyway?
Well, god knows why I used Global Warming.... Anyway, its just a flu. ;|
Lol ! a deadly flu !

GommeInc

09-03-2006, 06:59 PM

That's if the human form does reach us, only a few people got it, because they worked on a farm dealing with birds, no one else has been said to get it. This was in China or somewhere far away to the east. What are the chances that the UK will get a Human Form when it has spread through to Europe with no news of a human form?

Adam$

09-03-2006, 07:15 PM

Just normal flu can be deadly. A ton of people die each year from it. ;\

iluvben

09-03-2006, 07:26 PM

They'll just have to do what they did when it was here 50 Years ago , and your sad if you think it's funny , what will you say if someone in your family catches it :rolleyes:

blaster.

09-03-2006, 07:28 PM

I dnt see how its funny :l

FlyingJesus

09-03-2006, 07:44 PM

Seriously if anything they want to keep this underwraps like they did with Area 51.

Because Area 51 is a bird-killing virus pandemic?

As I've put elsewhere, you can only contract this bird flu if you already have human flu. Also, it won't make much difference, as human flu kills many more people than this bird flu has.

Jane

09-03-2006, 07:51 PM

Scientists say it's inevitable that bird flu will mutate and turn into a human disease and predict that around 50,000 people will die.

^^ That's what the news says anyway.

Btw, that's not 50,000 people in the UK, 50,000 people in the whole world.

FlyingJesus

09-03-2006, 07:55 PM

Scientists also say that AIDs is a mutant form of SV40, a disease chimps and such can get. Of course, this is true, but then we're told that it got out because of people who had cuts, and the virus getting in, but as far as I'm concerned on the matter, I've seen enough through various sources that it was mutated in a lab and distributed in the 60s/70s.

Revis

09-03-2006, 07:58 PM

The government wouldn't make people panic. Seriously if anything they want to keep this underwraps like they did with Area 51.

All this stuff being said is propergander from the media.
The government thought that enemies shouldn't know about area51 and if that included their own people they had to do it. Area51 doesn't really affect the American people. They used it as a test for planes/UAVs/Missiles. Thats it. No freaky aliens or anything.

The media has hyped this seriously. You can only get infected from being in contact with an infected bird. It's fine to eat and whatever.

I personally think the media has a problem with the Blair government and are using this to make them look like they are doing nothing in the face of a potential crisis. *sigh*

FlyingJesus

09-03-2006, 08:05 PM

I think the panic is a great thing, the price of poultry has gone well down, you can buy a duck for about £3.50 now, brilliant.

Dupion

09-03-2006, 08:11 PM

i heard .

RedStratocas

09-03-2006, 08:56 PM

You guys are actually falling for this?

Remember SARS a few years ago? ("Oh yeah, i think so")-- That was WAY more overhyped than this, and it killed barely anyone, it really just went away.

There is one of these potential "Global killers" every few years, and its amazing that people still believe it. Yes, we need some preperation and vactionations, but dont walk around with a guard over your mouth.

-:Undertaker:-

09-03-2006, 08:57 PM

It HAS Already Mutated, It IS Worrying And Is NOT Funny.

-:Undertaker:-

09-03-2006, 08:59 PM

Its Because SARS Died Off, It Didnt Make It, However Bird Flu Has Spread Quicker, And Is Easyer To Spead Around Than SARS.

stephen-

09-03-2006, 08:59 PM

Anyone remember SARS? that was supposed to kill us all but it didnt so I'm not worried. If you are then <3 Stay Safe and stay posative (spelling)

RedStratocas

09-03-2006, 09:02 PM

Its Because SARS Died Off, It Didnt Make It, However Bird Flu Has Spread Quicker, And Is Easyer To Spead Around Than SARS.

This is true: SARS was a really bad version of a common cold. If that isnt extremely contagious, I have no idea what is.

-:Undertaker:-

09-03-2006, 09:05 PM

But Remember, SARS Couldnt Be Spread By Birds Only Humans, But Bird Flu Can Be Spead By Birds.

RedStratocas

09-03-2006, 09:09 PM

But Remember, SARS Couldnt Be Spread By Birds Only Humans, But Bird Flu Can Be Spead By Birds.

I got that much, but how often do you come in contact with a bird? No, eating one wont give it to you.

-:Undertaker:-

09-03-2006, 09:28 PM

No, But If 5 People Get Bird Flu Off 1 Bird And There Are, 10 Infected Birds So Then The Birds Will Then Infect More People And other Birds Aswell As The Infected People Also Spreading It.

RedStratocas

09-03-2006, 09:29 PM

Steven.

09-03-2006, 09:32 PM

Please tell me how you think that is funny? :s Its like these sick jokes with the fake birds :/

Revis

09-03-2006, 09:37 PM

No, But If 5 People Get Bird Flu Off 1 Bird And There Are, 10 Infected Birds So Then The Birds Will Then Infect More People And other Birds Aswell As The Infected People Also Spreading It.
A man is infected with it and catches a plane. A plane can carry around 200 people and can take him just about anywhere in the world. Just thought i'd put that idea in your mind.

RedStratocas

09-03-2006, 09:40 PM

A man is infected with it and catches a plane. A plane can carry around 200 people and can take him just about anywhere in the world. Just thought i'd put that idea in your mind.

Still, I didnt see ANYWHERE that says humans can spread it.

Revis

09-03-2006, 09:42 PM

Still, I didnt see ANYWHERE that says humans can spread it.
No-one has proved they can. It's also kinder hard to catch it off birds n'all.

-:Undertaker:-

09-03-2006, 09:44 PM

Humans Have Contracted The Deadly HM51 Strain.

Timewarp

09-03-2006, 09:49 PM

People will stop eating poultry
Possible lack of poultry due to mass culls
oh well im vegetarian but if it mutates . . . .
dont wanna go there

GommeInc

09-03-2006, 09:51 PM

A man is infected with it and catches a plane. A plane can carry around 200 people and can take him just about anywhere in the world. Just thought i'd put that idea in your mind.
Slight contradiction, if humans can catch it and as Dan said, it has mutated, shouldn't that man be dead on the plane :s Besides, the flu was spread by birds migrating, like swans heading north and so on, only a small amount is due to humans spreading it...

I have my doubts that this flu has mutated, considering the Influenser and the real flu viruses are all different strains and would be hard to mix... The bug going around at the moment is the weak version of the flu, which will deffinately not mix with Bird Flu. The normal regular flu is slowly dying out...

There has only been a tiny amount of people who have caught it, I can't remember how, but they were in China and they worked with poultry, possible answer is they got scratched by an infected chicken that spread the flu inside it.

-:Undertaker:-

09-03-2006, 09:53 PM

It Depends On How Long The Man Has Had The Bird Flu.

RedStratocas

09-03-2006, 11:36 PM

Humans Have Contracted The Deadly HM51 Strain.

That isnt what Im saying at all, I mean if a human gets it, he cant give it to another human.

GJay

10-03-2006, 12:29 PM

might i just add i think its all rubbish and the government are making ppl panik for no reason [remember SARS]

the media and government always bigs summin up to scare us. It's not as bad as some ppl seem to make out it is.

Herman

10-03-2006, 12:36 PM

I heard it doesn't spread among humans, only birds, but if a human eats the bird, he gets bird flu. But that's just what I heard anyway. I guess I'm sorta agreeing with Red.

mynameishelen!

10-03-2006, 01:31 PM

I think it's all a bit exaggerated.
A few people have it, there's not necessarily going to be a breakout of it.

And the chance of it reaching the island where i live is almost nothing :]

RedStratocas

10-03-2006, 01:45 PM

I heard it doesn't spread among humans, only birds, but if a human eats the bird, he gets bird flu. But that's just what I heard anyway. I guess I'm sorta agreeing with Red.

I dont even think eating it gives it to you. Only certain contacts with the bird. Thats why many farmers have it.

Herman

10-03-2006, 01:49 PM

I dont even think eating it gives it to you. Only certain contacts with the bird. Thats why many farmers have it.
Well that's what I've heard. No need to listen to me.

Steven.

10-03-2006, 01:49 PM

Aslong as you cook the egg / chicken what not properly you wont contract it. as high heats kills the bacteria.

So i think loads of smoke alarms will be going off and people eating burnt chicken. ;)

RedStratocas

10-03-2006, 01:52 PM

Well that's what I've heard. No need to listen to me.

Doubt it. That would be a poison if you could eat it. There are very few viruses in general that you can get from eating.

I know China isnt accepting any birds for imports from other countries, even though the flu started there:rolleyes:

Herman

10-03-2006, 01:53 PM

Aslong as you cook the egg / chicken what not properly you wont contract it. as high heats kills the bacteria.

So i think loads of smoke alarms will be going off and people eating burnt chicken. ;)
Rofl, I could just imagine that.

Dan2nd

10-03-2006, 03:34 PM

I didn't say it was funny ! the only thing that i could have said that made u think i did was the lol . . . and whoever sent me bad rep who didn't leave their name greys a nice colour ! :eusa_danc

Rou

10-03-2006, 03:50 PM

Cats must eat birds who are infected first i think i dont think humans can catch it from the bird

Dan2nd

10-03-2006, 03:57 PM

Cats must eat birds who are infected first i think i dont think humans can catch it from the bird
yeh there was a big thing in the papers about pet cats getting it

Revis

10-03-2006, 03:58 PM

the media and government always bigs summin up to scare us. It's not as bad as some ppl seem to make out it is.
The government would only big it up to make it seem like they have done a good job when the scare has passed and the media are bigging it up to make the government look bad and unprepared :$

RedStratocas

10-03-2006, 04:39 PM

Its the media thats making it look bigger than it really is. What would intrest you more:

"There is nothing to worry about."

Or...

"OH MY GOD, EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE!!!!!! Watch our report at 8 to see why."

-:Undertaker:-

10-03-2006, 05:12 PM

I Suppose Its Good Making People Aware That This Could Hit UK, So I Dont Think Media Are "Over Doing It".

RedStratocas

10-03-2006, 05:29 PM

I Suppose Its Good Making People Aware That This Could Hit UK, So I Dont Think Media Are "Over Doing It".

They could tell us, not try to scare the krap out of us. Shouldnt we not panic? All their reports are on how its going to kill us all, which its not. In December, they said it was going to be an epidemic by now, its not, but somehow they are still going with it.

Im not an anti media person, but this kind of stuff is their gold.

-:Undertaker:-

10-03-2006, 05:52 PM

There Preparing Us.

FlyingJesus

10-03-2006, 06:20 PM

It really isn't that easy to catch the virus... when some kids in Turkey got it, it was because they'd been on a farm playing football (barefoot) with dead infected chicken heads. Clever them. I can only admit to knowing one person who would do that.

-:Undertaker:-

10-03-2006, 06:22 PM

RedStratocas

10-03-2006, 06:51 PM

That Was Before Virus Was As Big As It Is Now.

But it isnt big now. 97 people have died from it since 2003 (yes, its been around since 2003)

ilovejordan

10-03-2006, 07:06 PM

I dont understand why everyones panicing now. Bird flus been around for time! anyway NO NOT SUMMER :'(

Chaz

10-03-2006, 07:08 PM

the media make big stories about it so they hve a story to sell, i'm not worried about it. if i die i die

ilovejordan

10-03-2006, 07:09 PM

I'll survive n then go out n get ran over by a car :p

Chaz

10-03-2006, 07:11 PM

I'll survive n then go out n get ran over by a car :p
lmao the thaught of it lol

Craig

10-03-2006, 07:12 PM

Because Area 51 is a bird-killing virus pandemic?

As I've put elsewhere, you can only contract this bird flu if you already have human flu. Also, it won't make much difference, as human flu kills many more people than this bird flu has.

No but anything that could get blown out of proportion or will attract high media attention means that the government try to keep it underwraps to not panic the world.

Chaz

10-03-2006, 07:14 PM

No but anything that could get blown out of proportion or will attract high media attention means that the government try to keep it underwraps to not panic the world.
oh yes, were all so intrested in what goes on in there :rolleyes:

Jane

10-03-2006, 07:16 PM

oh yes, were all so intrested in what goes on in there :rolleyes:

Toadilly. xD

Chaz

10-03-2006, 07:16 PM

Toadilly. xD
i can't wait till they tell us :rolleyes:

Jane

10-03-2006, 07:22 PM

i can't wait till they tell us :rolleyes:

Scrrew bird flu, I'm going to die from excitement.

ilovejordan

10-03-2006, 07:23 PM

Scrrew bird flu, I'm going to die from excitement.

Voodo won't let you

Jane

10-03-2006, 07:25 PM

Voodo won't let you

WOO. I'm invincible.

ilovejordan

10-03-2006, 07:25 PM

WOO. I'm invincible.

Only i can kill you :d

Jane

10-03-2006, 07:26 PM

Only i can kill you :d

With you're deadly farts?

Chaz

10-03-2006, 07:26 PM

Only i can kill you :d
:o Rly?

ilovejordan

10-03-2006, 07:26 PM

With you're deadly farts?

That and the power of eloy & voodoo

Jane

10-03-2006, 07:27 PM

That and the power of eloy & voodoo

ohkay

-voodoo dance with eloy sellotaped to forehead-

ilovejordan

10-03-2006, 07:27 PM

ohkay

-voodoo dance with eloy sellotaped to forehead-

LMAO *eats your forhead*

Jane

10-03-2006, 07:28 PM

LMAO *eats your forhead*

I do believe that is physically impossible as I just digested you.
Oh burn.

ilovejordan

10-03-2006, 07:29 PM

I do believe that is physically impossible as I just digested you.
Oh burn.

No. It is physically impossible to digest that fast ;)

Jane

10-03-2006, 07:30 PM

No. It is physically impossible to digest that fast ;)

But I am superwoman, did I forget to mention that?
Oh darn, there goes my secret identity.

ilovejordan

10-03-2006, 07:30 PM

But I am superwoman, did I forget to mention that?
Oh darn, there goes my secret identity.

woo the superwoman who falls asleep on top of hoovers ? :d

Jane

10-03-2006, 07:31 PM

woo the superwoman who falls asleep on top of hoovers ? :d

You betcha.

ilovejordan

10-03-2006, 07:32 PM

You betcha.

OHH HOT

Jane

10-03-2006, 07:33 PM

OHH HOT

you know it, honey pie.

ilovejordan

10-03-2006, 07:35 PM

you know it, honey pie.

Woo honey pie (h)

Jane

10-03-2006, 07:36 PM

Woo honey pie (h)

sugar muffin <3

ilovejordan

10-03-2006, 07:36 PM

sugar muffin <3

Eloy basher x3

Jane

10-03-2006, 07:38 PM

Eloy basher x3

roflmao. Hm, this thread went to bird flu to me and you talking about .. nothing :D

Craig

10-03-2006, 07:38 PM

oh yes, were all so intrested in what goes on in there :rolleyes:

Did I say you were? It's people like you that ruin the forum. I am discussing a serious matter and have never said a bad word about you,yet you judge. one word; eww.

ilovejordan

10-03-2006, 07:39 PM

roflmao. Hm, this thread went to bird flu to me and you talking about .. nothing :D

What new hunny bun ;)

Jane

10-03-2006, 07:39 PM

What new hunny bun ;)

You're just like, soooo fetch

ilovejordan

10-03-2006, 07:40 PM

You're just like, soooo fetch

INO RIGHT ;)

Jane

10-03-2006, 07:40 PM

INO RIGHT ;)

o rly?

ilovejordan

10-03-2006, 07:41 PM

o rly?

yes rly ;]

Chaz

10-03-2006, 07:41 PM

Did I say you were? It's people like you that ruin the forum. I am discussing a serious matter and have never said a bad word about you,yet you judge. one word; eww.
bird flu wnt kill many people, the flu we have today kills people too! area 51's fake anyway. it was made by the american government to ide her secret aircraft -.-