Something thats been bothering me...

[Captain Grammar]

Why do some parents tell their kids not to run with a pointed/sharp object because they 'may trip and poke their eye out'? Wouldn't they poke it in?

[Charlie]

Erm.. What? :s

[Rawr]

Well if it wedges in the corner of your eye and you fall akwardly then it may pop your eye out. :p

[Charlie]

Well if it wedges in the corner of your eye and you fall akwardly then it may pop your eye out. :p

That kinda grossed me out.

[Captain Grammar]

Well if it wedges in the corner of your eye and you fall akwardly then it may pop your eye out. :p

Now, calculate the likely-hood of that happening. = )

[benjirofl]

Dont they jus say Dont run with sharp objects ! ? - If you fell and were holdin object at certain angle it would blind you. Maybe thousands of people have been blinded by falling with sharp objects ?/ :D

[Desjardens]

Why do some parents tell their kids not to run with a pointed/sharp object because they 'may trip and poke their eye out'? Wouldn't they poke it in?
It totally depends on the pointy object, where it had entered the human body, and how it had entered.

[Rou]

Well maybe so the kid dosnt do it again...

[Captain Grammar]

It totally depends on the pointy object

Ah, I see... Is that the scientific term for it?

[Charlie]

Ah, I see... Is that the scientific term for it?

Yes, Doctors & dentists use it. "Pass me that pointy object"

[benjirofl]

Yes, Doctors & dentists use it. "Pass me that pointy object"
TeeeHee !:P

[Revis]

Ah, I see... Is that the scientific term for it?
I dunno, your the Grammar Cap'n.

[Krusty]

ROFLMAO
I get what you mean..
:8

[Neversoft]

Ah, I see... Is that the scientific term for it?

That made me think of something else then, lmao. :eusa_clap It suppose they can poke it out if the 'Pointy object' cuts the eye out. :$

[Chaz]

Ok, this capn' grammer dude scares me. Anyone else?

[Dupion]

ewwwwwwww

[Toes]

Why do some parents tell their kids not to run with a pointed/sharp object because they 'may trip and poke their eye out'? Wouldn't they poke it in?

Lmao, smart :P

[Polly-alyssa]

Maybe their eye may 'fall out' lmao. Well it prbz sounds easier to young kids

[Captain Grammar]

Maybe their eye may 'fall out' lmao. Well it prbz sounds easier to young kids

Mum: Now, Jonny! Don't run with sharp objects, you hear me? You might fall over land at an angle which is 1 in a million chances to do, the 'sharp object' might suddenly go in to your eye (Again; slim) and your eye might fall out and blood would be everywhere!

...

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But other than that, don't worry, Jonny!

[Insert one traumatised child].

[FrozenWhisper]

It might poke in then fall out?

[Neversoft]

He is too smart, give up.

[Captain Grammar]

It might poke in then fall out?

Yes, you poke your eye and see if it just 'falls out'.

O_O

[BL!NKEY]

Why do some parents tell their kids not to run with a pointed/sharp object because they 'may trip and poke their eye out'? Wouldn't they poke it in?

good point so that probably voids the fact that you shouldnt run with sharp objects.

So everyone lets run with siscers because we cant poke our eyes out they will go in.



uhhh well it is probably because if you get a pen in your eye you will eventually have to take it out because you wont leave the broken eye in your head.

and also why do we say i am going to go take a pee or poo when we are really leaving it. Well most of us leave it.

[issaa.]

Parents don't know thier prepositions?

[FrozenWhisper]

Noo, I meant push your eye sofar in with sead point thingy ;) and it pops back out again.

[Captain Grammar]

and also why do we say i am going to go take a pee or poo when we are really leaving it. Well most of us leave it.

Because they're taking it out of them.

[FrozenWhisper]

Because they're taking out of them.
Ok... your very logical aren't you :P

[Neversoft]

I know a person that has one of his eyes pushed right back into his head, he has a fake one in place of it.

[Captain Grammar]

Ok... your very logical aren't you :P

Well, you're not exactly shoving feces back up your behind, are you? You're 'taking' it out of your body.

[FrozenWhisper]

Well, you're not exactly shoving feces back up your behind, are you? You're 'taking' it out of your body.
Yer I know ;)

[Moose]

It has to do with the term "Knock your lights out". When they mean "poke it out" your eye won't function at all.

[Disposable Love]

Talking about peoples eye's getting poked in or out is sickening.

But the pointiness could make yor eyeball explode....