My Hobbie Is Singing At My Choir

[Scmitt™]

:P My fave thing in the world is to sing at the choir but i have problems singing and i use so much pressure i end up farting and the choir all stop singing and once i made one little boy sick all over his granmother what should i do to get better and not fart ? :(

[GJay]

right......

Edit by SteveBrown03 (Forum Moderator) - Please don't post pointlessly.

[issaa.]

Try not too sing as hard... :\

[Colourful™]

You should ask Simon Cowell for a few...well a lot of tips. Also you could watch Songs of Praise every Sunday :p

[FullyInsane]

Lmao :rolleyes:

[SHEEPY]

first post on this forum to make me laugh out loud.

[MsTanya]

:P My fave thing in the world is to sing at the choir but i have problems singing and i use so much pressure i end up farting and the choir all stop singing and once i made one little boy sick all over his granmother what should i do to get better and not fart ? :(
Lmao

yeh k

[Rou]

roflmao is that a joke ?

[Scmitt™]

roflmao is that a joke ?

Please don't laugh at meh :(
I try my best.. and I get nervous and with the pressure of singing I just fart . Loud ones as well :( The priest normally makes me admit in confessions that it's me who does it !

Also.. should I wear more than 1 pair of pants :s
Urmm.. sometimes i get a sudden burst of diorhreara

[Php]

youre just childish, and if this is true, stop singing, or make some trousers like off thunderpants

[timROGERS]

If this is serious, I am truly scared.

[nets]

what should i do
Get a better joke.

[Rou]

Please don't laugh at meh :(
I try my best.. and I get nervous and with the pressure of singing I just fart . Loud ones as well :( The priest normally makes me admit in confessions that it's me who does it !

Also.. should I wear more than 1 pair of pants :s
Urmm.. sometimes i get a sudden burst of diorhreara


Cut down on the beans ?

[cocaine]

Ooer. Thats... quite a problem.

You should... stop singing?

[cocaine]

EDIT: Sorry for the double post.

[Polly-alyssa]

I like singing too

[EarliestMorning]

Lmao, Dont eat beans :P