Your Chat up lines?

[Sly]

Post your Chat up lines :)

[issaa.]

I don't have any.. lol.

[Chaz]

Hello =]

Barkseh (Forum Moderator) - Please stay on topic.

[poll]

i do ice skating alot you skate past stop and just look at her then skate past agen and say sorry i just had to check i didnt believe in angles or sumink and it works its so funny me and my mate tried it ages ago but i have a g/f now so im sorted and love her with all my heart:D

[Charles]

I don't really. Just make them smile..?

[SHEEPY]

"Hey, your well fit."

Usually works.

[Stress Free]

The 'word' Tonight is legs
lets go home and spread the word
iv never actualy said that im nto shure i think i heard sum1 say it i doubt it worked lol

[RosieIsHot]

The 'word' Tonight is legs
lets go home and spread the word
iv never actualy said that im nto shure i think i heard sum1 say it i doubt it worked lol
lmffaoo! im just a natural ;) i normally just chat chat chat away and stuff so like.. your place or mine ;)

[JT-Fan]

u must be tired coz u been running through my mind all day.

[Chaz]

u must be tired coz u been running through my mind all day.
Nice one, +rep =D

[JT-Fan]

Rofl thanks mate

[emo...]

You're like a dictionary, u add meaning 2 my life. Thats my brothers. Sad innit!

[splatttt]

Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven? =] LOl

Do You Belive In Love At First Site Or Should I Walk By Agen =]

[JT-Fan]

ur so sexy ure a sexy alien u r out of this world <3
rofl

[Damian15]

Do You Belive In Love At First Site Or Should I Walk By Agen =]

Lmao, that's amazing!
K, it's just a random joke, but a cool Habbo Line...
"Hey, I dropped my friend request =(, can I have yours?"

[Laura.]

"Can you drive?, If you can back yourself onto me"

[Charlie]

I don't have any, Never really chatted anyone up. No-one would want me -cries-

[kasi]

i don't "chat anyone up" therefore i have no chat up lines.

[Jordan3]

"Get on top of me now."

[Emicat.]

"Cause your so hot can I hug you to keep warm?"

"Why don't our lips get aquainted?"

"FORK ME RIGHT NOW!" (Best choice)

"Am I high cause your unreal"

[cocaine]

Hey.


How you doin'?

[MsTanya]

I dont have any ;l

Must just be my charm ;)

[Matt.]

:O, Love your legs what time do they open?

[cocaine]

:O, Love your legs what time do they open?

Pmsl! Hee hee xD

Edit: Ooops, italics.

[Groovy]

I don't really chat anyone up. I usually let them chat me up <3 =]

[DaveTaylor]

dont have any just what comes to me at the moment

[asher_]

HI WANNA PLAY SOLDIERS, YOU LIE DOWN AND I'LL BLOW DA HELL OUTTA YOU!1

[Rou]

None :)

[poloolop]

Am i pleased to see you or is that a canoe in my pants? DOWN BOY DOWN!

[Magnet]

Hey.


How you doin'?

I were just going to say that myself...

How about "If you were a McDonalds burger, you'd be McBeautiful.."

"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"

"Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?"

"I think I must be dying because I can see heaven.."

Took 'em off websites LOL! Except the first one..

[holloah]

those clothes look good on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor! the classic

[MsTanya]

When I was at this party someone said to me..

If I said I liked your top, would you take it off?

Lmfoa I just laughed

[.Dev]

"Z0mg buttsekkz!?"
:eusa_danc:eusa_danc:eusa_danc:8

[FlyingJesus]

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

[Emicat.]

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
"Yes."

x]

[Emicat.]

"Cause your so hot can I hug you to keep warm?"

"Why don't our lips get aquainted?"

"FORK ME RIGHT NOW!" (Best choice)

"Am I high cause your unreal"
Sozzie for double post bet I made these up by my self lyk omgz.

[Axel]

Heres 10p phone your mum tell her your not coming home tonight

Your like a parking ticket you got fine written all over you

[MsTanya]

Heres 10p phone your mum tell her your not coming home tonight
Harr harr someones said that to me before

lmfaoaoa and..

I liked my best mates brother so I said to her 'you know your brother' she said 'yeah?' I said 'tell him to wake me up in the morning'

harr im so funny

[holo-jonny]

I don't have any.. lol.Same,lol.

[FlyingJesus]

Harr harr someones said that to me before

Your reply?

[Emicat.]

Your reply?
I'd prob say "Have it back and get a Taxi out of my sight"

Lawl.

Taxi for 10p.

I wish.

[FlyingJesus]

You can't even get into a taxi for 10p.

[Emicat.]

You can't even get into a taxi for 10p.
Rub it in why don't you :''(

[Frozen..]

hi, i love you. :)

[sarey]

Ther right, YOU CANT GET A TAXI FOR 10P *Runs and gets a taxi gives 10p to the driver* *driver kicks my bum* Ow :( Ther we go. proof :)

[Chaz]

Ther right, YOU CANT GET A TAXI FOR 10P *Runs and gets a taxi gives 10p to the driver* *driver kicks my bum* Ow :( Ther we go. proof :)
o.0 the randomness of it all....

[Rou]

Hi the names Liam , Bonds mate :)

[Assid_Rane]

lol...

is that a ladder in your tights? or a stairway to heaven? :P

ive lsot my teddybear... will you sleep with me 2nite?

*picks up a s...c..r...e..w* wonna s...c..r...e..w? :P

[Bielby2ooo]

Can ya Catch , Coz you got 2 balls coming you're way :')

Here's 10p Ring ya Mum tell her you're not coming Home tonight

Are you a parking ticket coz you got fine written all over you

OR Just Simple chatting :P

[Roboevil]

"How d'you like your eggs in the morning?"

[Bielby2ooo]

What do you prefer?

Protected or non

LOL

[Pawf]

"How d'you like your eggs in the morning?"

"Unfertilized you cheeky boy!" Haven't seen you in ages mate

[KickerFliper]

www.jt180.piczo.com

Stumbled across that, probably contains swearing but has loads of rude/good chat up lines

[The Don]

lol im sad got this outta white chicks lol
"christmas must of came early this year, Because you were at the top of my list but ive got one question. Are you naughty or nice?" lol

[FlyingJesus]

"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."

"I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long."

Just plain funny, worth trying just to see if you can score on sheer cheek.

[Lubricant]

I looove listning to cheesy chat up lines. They always make me laugh.

[Nick.]

I looove listning to cheesy chat up lines. They always make me laugh.

Same =]

- Nick

[Lubricant]

Same =]

- Nick

=P lol