omg so scarey for football

[jacobmadman]

well what happend is yesterdasy for games (school subject) we where doing football,it was a corner to the other side and i wasnt paying atention i was a defender and i was marking the back post we where all crowded in the box and i was just tellin my friend william to mark and ned to mark and the ball comes in vollyed lyk 10000mph right towards me
"Jesus christ" i said ducked and lukily the ball hit the post narrow escape AND made me eficent


took place:Arnold school football net closest to school.
corner:right hand side of goal

[Wootzeh]

Hmmmmm, wth?

[Chaz]

I really couldnt give a crap! =]

[Rou]

Your big and brave ! When i play u15's matches for Middlesbrough i get kicked in the head often which matches your 'near death experience'

[Charlie]

1. What the hell?!
2. Do we ever care?

[Chaz]

A ball nearly hit you on the head! After all you are a defender ;] tis your job if ur not sure ;]

[Charlie]

You could of headed it or something, No need to duck

[Catchetat]

lol i'd go for a hand ball :P

[Chaz]

Lmao, you duck and it goes in the goal....that would be classic =p

I dnt get footballs in my head, usally studs =]

[Rou]

lol i'd go for a hand ball :P
But apperently it came '100000mph' rofl :P

[Chaz]

But apperently it came '100000mph' rofl :P
Wow, and i thaught i was fast!

[Rou]

Wow, and i thaught i was fast!
it iz so fast ud die if u saw it lyk

[-:Undertaker:-]

Wow balls can go that fast with someone kiking it, Thats something I never knew :rolleyes:

[micky.blue.eyes]

Wow balls can go that fast with someone kiking it, Thats something I never knew :rolleyes:
He forgot to mention they played against robots. :P ;)

[Charles]

He forgot to mention they played against robots. :P ;)
Lmao, that made me laugh quite a bit. :D

[Grindie]

1. What the hell?!
2. Do we ever care?
Amen Brother!

[Rawr]

Lol i'd just head it, as your a defender your ment to do that and not be scared of it. I've been hit many, many times in the face with a football it won't kill you, it will sting though. :p

[FlyingJesus]

Surely sounds like a scary event to me.

[micky.blue.eyes]

Lol i'd just head it, as your a defender your ment to do that and not be scared of it. I've been hit many, many times in the face with a football it won't kill you, it will sting though. :p
:o Haven't you heard? Every year 2 people die because they get a ball in their face! Oh, no wait, nevermind, wrong information. Not 2 people, but 2 balls die because they hit something spikey. R.I.P balls.

[FlyingJesus]

I hope my balls don't get punctured playing football.

[jacobmadman]

can i just say i was tellin other peeps to mark so i didnt see it coming i just glanced and ducked

[Revis]

can i just say i was tellin other peeps to mark so i didnt see it coming i just glanced and ducked
I'm sorry but you can't say that :)

[amy-tha-angel]

dont get ya ?!?!!?!?

[Chaz]

can i just say i was tellin other peeps to mark so i didnt see it coming i just glanced and ducked
Stand there...its your job as defender to chuck yaself at the ball ;]

[Charles]

can i just say i was tellin other peeps to mark so i didnt see it coming i just glanced and ducked
You must have real good reactions...

[:paschendale:]

I really couldnt give a crap! =]


╚auren OOh weird symbol.. anyways I was just "Lengthening" my message: Amen.

[Revis]

╚auren OOh weird symbol.. anyways I was just "Lengthening" my message: Amen.
After reading your signature I have decided to label you a hypocrite :)

[Re101]

God give him a rest he's just making conversation.

[cocaine]

Oh 1000000 Mph lyk? More like 5Mph pls.

[Colourful™]

I've had a ball booted right in my face by a Newport under 21's player from about 2 metres away and I fell down to the floor and didn't know where I was for a few seconds lol.

[Kasabian]

Wow. A ball hit the back of my leg when it was cold and the middle of the winter at 7:35am in the morning. That stung..

I've been close to nailed in the face.. Man UTD game, Ball comes into the stand and i was standing up so i ducked and it pelted the man behind me in the "testies!"!

Lol

[Jordan3]

LOL I CAN KICK THE BALL AT 199192773MKPH IT GOES ZOOM.

[Colourful™]

Actually when I got hit in the face by the ball and knocked me flying it didn't hurt. But when the old gran over the road from me hit with with her zimmer frame it hurt...all because I beat her in bingo.

[Faye]

LOL I CAN KICK THE BALL AT 199192773MKPH IT GOES ZOOM.
lol id like to see you try
anyway why do we need to know this :s

[Kasabian]

But when the old gran over the road from me hit with with her zimmer frame it hurt...all because I beat her in bingo.


She lives down the road dear, Take a left at the bingo all and number 11a. =]

I won a garlic bread and a fairy cake at the bingo, Or was the fairy cake from the picnic table.. Ahh well same time next week?

[Colourful™]

Oooh yes, the bingo caller has retired so we're having Fred Dimbleby back! :P The most I ever won was a pina colada and a tank. This weeks prize is a gran in a wheelchair, a poster of god, a cook's hat and a few pokemon cards. 6:00 next Wednesday dear ;]

[Jasmin]

God dammit, your bingo is so generous, Last week i got ;
A sponge
a spoonfool of peas
and the privelidge of bathing my granpa.

[Colourful™]

Lol. Some weeks we only get a packet of crips though. Easter Eggs next week. :)

[Jasmin]

Barbie and thomas the tank engine ones?
if their not then they suck.

[jacobmadman]

Stand there...its your job as defender to chuck yaself at the ball ;]
did i even want to defend? NO im a mid in the football squad.
i suck in defense:S
the keeper put me there

[holo-jonny]

Your big and brave ! When i play u15's matches for Middlesbrough i get kicked in the head often which matches your 'near death experience' Ooh You Play For An Ofiicial Team?

[ilovejordan]

is this thread stil goin?

[Colourful™]

is this thread stil goin?
Yes, sadly enough. There is no point in it going on really is there?

[ilovejordan]

Yes, sadly enough. There is no point in it going on really is there?

not rly.

[SHEEPY]

Well, by posting in it, you are indeed, keeping it going.

[Colourful™]

Well, by posting in it, you are indeed, keeping it going.
Then why have you just posted in it? And why have I just posted to tell you...lol i'm a newb :P

[ilovejordan]

Well, by posting in it, you are indeed, keeping it going.

Clever clogs :(

[SHEEPY]

Then why have you just posted in it? And why have I just posted to tell you...lol i'm a newb :P

Because I don't find the thread pointless, possibly?

[holo-jonny]

Lol,Ok Lets Stop Posting Now.
And If Mod Locks We Cant Post.