Kasabian
29-03-2006, 08:48 PM
My friend chris, Me and Alex Laugh at this old woman who is imaginary.
From the words of an old lady:
"back in my day i had terrible actident. actually terrible's not the word. unbelievable the word. was it in the night, no it was in the day i remember. well i was on my bike, actually i think i was walking, well there i was and a ford car knocked me flat. was it a ford, no it was a toyota, well i wasnt actually flat i was on my side but anyway......
..stop interrubting, well were was i, oh yes. well i was on my bike or was i walking well anyway. oh i have lost my place. i will start over. well i was on my bike or was i walking well anyway. well then a tiger ran me over. no actually it was lion. no i mean a jaguar. well it knocked me flat. well actually i was on my side but i got up and then thebloke got out and told me what i was doing in the middle of the road, well i went mad.....
...well as i was saying i went mental, no actually i went mad, yes thats a better word, well i went mad and i told him f*** off you little a** hole, and he stock his finger up at me which was the style at the time, i didnt now what it ment but i guessing sorry."
"well anougher time i was in an accident, oh wait this is the same story"
From the words of an old lady:
"back in my day i had terrible actident. actually terrible's not the word. unbelievable the word. was it in the night, no it was in the day i remember. well i was on my bike, actually i think i was walking, well there i was and a ford car knocked me flat. was it a ford, no it was a toyota, well i wasnt actually flat i was on my side but anyway......
..stop interrubting, well were was i, oh yes. well i was on my bike or was i walking well anyway. oh i have lost my place. i will start over. well i was on my bike or was i walking well anyway. well then a tiger ran me over. no actually it was lion. no i mean a jaguar. well it knocked me flat. well actually i was on my side but i got up and then thebloke got out and told me what i was doing in the middle of the road, well i went mad.....
...well as i was saying i went mental, no actually i went mad, yes thats a better word, well i went mad and i told him f*** off you little a** hole, and he stock his finger up at me which was the style at the time, i didnt now what it ment but i guessing sorry."
"well anougher time i was in an accident, oh wait this is the same story"