Magical Vending Machine Game...

[Decapitated!]

Ive Looked Around And Searched It But Carnt Seem To Find This Game! Youre Missing Out!

Ok Rules. Just Think Of It Like A Machine Were You Put Somthing In And Somthing Else Comes Out Eg I Woud Say *Puts Cat In Machine* The Next Poster Coud Say *Recives Fluff Ball* And Then That Poster Woud Insert Somthing =]

So Ill Start

*Inserts 800 Kittens*

[Uwe]

*recives 800 fluff balls??*

Inserts a pic of me xD

[Playgirl]

*Received nekkid pic of EternalMasque* ;)

Inserts a pack of Jammy Dodgers

[Uwe]

all Jam, no biscuits

*puts Callie in*

[Playgirl]

*gets naughty nurse out*

puts a thong in

[Uwe]

*gets a scrap of clothing back*
*puts Miss Gainford in*

[Playgirl]

*gets ashes out* what a pity...

*puts a monkey in*

[Uwe]

*gets ashes out* what a pity...

*puts a monkey in*
lmao

*Gets a new monkey tape!*


A dart board goes in..

[Playgirl]

*gets a mince pie out*

*puts a carrot in*

[Uwe]

*gets rudolf out*
*puts Santa in*

[Playgirl]

*gets viagra out*

*puts a sofa in*

[Uwe]

*gets a chair back*


*puts Playgirl in*

[Playgirl]

*gets a Jamaican version out* 'ya I iz Jamaican maan!'

*puts Mr Grimes in*

[Uwe]

*gets sunlight back*

*puts A tv in*

[Playgirl]

*gets an electric shock back*

puts your grandma in

[Uwe]

*gets the devil back*

*Puts Mr Evans' peg leg in*

[Playgirl]

*gets pure boredom back out*

*puts loo roll in*

[Uwe]

-gets used loo roll back-

-puts my mouse in-

[Playgirl]

*gets blue cheese back out*

*puts boxers in*

[PhantomsMask]

*recieves Playgirls thong*
*Puts Beauty & The Beast DVD in*

[Playgirl]

Yayyy Jes!!!

*puts easter egg in*

*gets Prince Charles out*

[Avian-]

Yayyy Jes!!!

*puts easter egg in*

*gets Prince Charles out*No someone else puts what You get Out So

*Playgirl gets Jesus Out*

*Puts in Joey Barton*

[Jamie.]

*gets a turnip*

*inserts queen of clubs*

[Decapitated!]

*Gets A Shivering Japanese Man*

*Inserts My Home Work ;D*

[Webhamster]

*out comes a dog throwing up paper*

:rolleyes:

*inserts a dvd of lost*

[LiveToDie]

*out comes a dog throwing up paper*

:rolleyes:

*inserts a dvd of lost*

*Nothing comes out* I think it got lost.

*Inserts a habbo*

[Neversoft]

*recieves callie*

*Inserts Jack Black*

[Jesus-Egg]

*out come a tin of black paint*

*inserts an egg*

[Neversoft]

*out come a tin of black paint*

*inserts an egg*

*recieves a chicken*

*inserts the queen*

[FlyingJesus]

*Recieves the Crown Jewels*

*Inserts a baby*

[Jesus-Egg]

*recieves another baby*

*inserts a xmas tree*

[Slash]

*Recieves bauballs*.
*Inserts madonna cd*.

[Jargit]

*Receives A Badly Recorded Song.. *
*Puts In A Tub Of Melted Icre-cream*

[FlyingJesus]

*Recieves a tub of poo*

*Puts in a chair*

[:Tanky]

*gets out a bum*

*Puts in a hooker*

[FlyingJesus]

*Recieves a fiver :D*

*Puts in some loo roll*

[Isoelectric]

*Recieves used Loo Roll*

*Inserts life savings*

[^.^]

*receives £2*

*Inserts chewing gum*

[Iya.]

*recives chewed up chewing gum*

*inserts dog*

[Jargit]

*Receives A Furball With Legs*
*Inserts A Nokia 3310*

[Uber-Jason]

recieves the broken phone

insert a pencil

[Jesus-Egg]

recieves a black pen with no ink in

inserts my hand

[Uber-Jason]

gets hand mangled

insert loose change