thinking of robbing a rich man with a case lately?

[[Chris]]

this will make you think again :D

Here’s a great buy for the money changers out there. This European-made electric suitcase is unlike any suitcase you’ve ever seen - it is made with real security in mind. The first line of defense is the ability to trigger a loud 107dB alarm via a remote control. With a simple push of a button, the noise should deter most robbers.

If even the alarm fails and the robber managed to snatch the suitcase away from you, smile at him and hit the second button on the remote. This activates the suitcase’s 80,000-volt electric shock. Although not as deadly as a 900,000-volt stun gun, that shock is enough to make anyone drop that suitcase. And when that happen, be sure to grab the suitcase and run, as any robber with a brain will start coming after you.

440 x 300 x 150 mm
Weighs 3kg
Includes 16 batteries and 2 remote controls
899 EUR (US$1,090)

http://www.hiptechblog.com/wp-images/80kvoltsuitcase_01.jpg

[Revis]

2 Remotes? Oh-so-much fun in the office :rolleyes:

[[Chris]]

2 Remotes? Oh-so-much fun in the office :rolleyes:


lmao *types* zzzz argh!!!! who was that

think of your children

o what does that button do? *presses*

and their dad falls to the floor

[Always]

Damn-That's ruined my plan

[Adam$]

Looks like a plan. What do those other two buttons do though? x)

[Jordan3]

That looks cool. Bit pricey mind...

[[Chris]]

yea lolz

and it says if you shock someone a robber (if they are a robber) they will come after you well then wats the point mindyou it stuns them

[Always]

If I'd just got stunned i'd run a mile in the oposite direction-What idiot runs after the man that just stunned him ???

[Chaz]

yea lolz

and it says if you shock someone a robber (if they are a robber) they will come after you well then wats the point mindyou it stuns them
if they come after me, i'll give them the case back with a huge grin on my face and the remote in my hand.

Buh bye robber...again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again....Untill he dies =]

[ilovejordan]

Knowin the legal system here the owner of the brief case would be prosecuted..

[Jordan3]

Knowin the legal system here the owner of the brief case would be prosecuted..

Hah, I could just imagine.

"Hey Briefcase, pass the soap."

[Chaz]

Knowin the legal system here the owner of the brief case would be prosecuted..
Bit late for you to be online love? +p

[ilovejordan]

i'm staying up late ;) IMMA REBEL :rolleyes:

[Jordan3]

i'm staying up late ;) IMMA REBEL :rolleyes:

OH GO YOU.

[Chaz]

i'm staying up late ;) IMMA REBEL :rolleyes:
now THATS where the kids geddit from.

[[Chris]]

well if your walkin round with £1000000 in this case and you get prosicuted you jsut say he was gonna steal it

i hope its bullet proof because im thinking of robbing a local bank shhhhhhhh

[ilovejordan]

well if your walkin round with £1000000 in this case and you get prosicuted you jsut say he was gonna steal it

i hope its bullet proof because im thinking of robbing a local bank shhhhhhhh

Tell that to tony martin who got a long term jail sentence for shootin dead a robber in his house
and well chaz they get the dumbness off you..

[Jordan3]

Did you hear about that Asian immagrant? He killed a student via hit and run, and got 9 MONTHS in prison.

[Chaz]

and well chaz they get the dumbness off you..
But they have MY good looks ;]

[ilovejordan]

But they have MY good looks ;]

Oh dont u wish ;)

[Jordan3]

I bet you wish I conceived it.

[Chaz]

Oh dont u wish ;)
Oh, i know.
Altho' they do have your sxc eyes..

[ilovejordan]

jacks harrasing me on msn :'(

[Jordan3]

Giraffes have a pink stiffy. Elohel.

[Chaz]

jacks harrasing me on msn :'(
Tell him chaz loves him <3

[ilovejordan]

done chaz and jordan a giraffe li'cked my dads head last yr :p

[Jordan3]

done chaz and jordan a giraffe li'cked my dads head last yr :p

LMAO.

ball bag.

[Chaz]

..............................-slowly backs away-

[ilovejordan]

oh where u goinn

[Chaz]

oh where u goinn
thaught you were sleeping after a hard day looking after 2 small children?

[Chaz]

Whoops

[Grimmauld]

Jordan, lovely avatar indeed. ;)

[Php]

lol, those are wicked, were can i buy 1 lol

[Joeymac]

Did you hear about that Asian immagrant? He killed a student via hit and run, and got 9 MONTHS in prison.

yet the immagrant that almost sliced me in 2 with the plow blade got a raise :l

dumb immagrants. they get their way no matter what.