What are you?

[Adam$]

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi

Haha, this rocks. ;D

[issaa.]

Lmao, oh so random.

[ilovejordan]

Cassie
Cassie is a bubble-car that keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks and flashes at intervals.

[Rawr]

matt

matt is a skateboard that lasts for up to a week! It speaks randomly-generated sentences and can communicate with your wireless network device.

[Wootzeh]

Wootzeh is a breathalyser that fetches sticks! :8
You're finding things like my thingy thing. :P

[Charlie]

Charlotte
Charlotte is like a normal jetpack, but it may cause drowsiness.

[DaveTaylor]

dave is a bar of soap that self-replicates and counts your loose change.

[Wootzeh]

Ye, that's the same site as my sloganizer ;P

[Grimmauld]

Sexy Steven Sexy Steven is a breathalyser that uses the Google API! It can move faster than the speed of light and can disable electrical hardware.

[Wootzeh]

dave is a bar of soap that self-replicates and counts your loose change.
http://www.imagedump.com/pics/323700.jpg

[Allan]

Allan Allan is a rubber fish! It recharges itself at night!

[issaa.]

Clarissa is a spanner that glows in the dark! It doesn't distract you from your work.

[Achieve]

Han
Han is like a normal first-aid kit, but it's guaranteed to save you a hundred pounds a month.

[Rawr]

Sexual

Sexual is a hole-punch that anticipates your every move, increases your se'x appeal and is slightly hallucinogenic.

[Pawf]

Oliver is a fax machine that stays sharp forever! It comes with its own storage kennel and traps mice in a humane fashion.

Ingenious

[Tash.]

Tash
Tash is a webcam that's covered with realistic fur! It is perfectly safe to use.

Right... :P

[Kasabian]

Stealth

Stealth is a mattress that vibrates, wears a waistcoat and tie and chirps and whistles.

Tommo

Tommo is a samurai sword that's heavier than it looks! It looks like a pot-plant.

Tom

Tom is a baseball cap that fits into the boot of a car!

Thomas

Thomas is a security camera that rotates at high speed! It is two inches tall.

[Future]

max
max is an answering machine that talks!

[ilovejordan]

Stealth

Stealth is a mattress that vibrates, wears a waistcoat and tie and chirps and whistles.



Sounds good to me.

[kasi]

underOATH is like a normal button-badge, but it speaks randomly-generated sentences.

kassie is a bubble-car that keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks and flashes at intervals.

kassandra is a bracelet that tells you when it's ready!

kaye is a personal organiser that looks like a fish!

[Kasabian]

LOL! I just read the stealth one XD


Stealth is a mattress that vibrates, wears a waistcoat and tie and chirps and whistles.

[issaa.]

LOL! I just read the stealth one XD
LMAO, I just read that properly.

[ilu]

Dupion
Dupion is a laser-printer that can communicate with your teddybear!
ilu
ilu is a knife that checks your spelling! It flies like a rocket.

[Faye]

Faye is a personal organiser that looks like a fish! <-----------

im not very keen on it ....

[ilovejordan]

YAY FISH

[:Dazza]

YAY FISH
Cassay likes Fish.

[ilovejordan]

battered fish from the chippy yeaaa

[eggd2]

eggd2
eggd2 is a small plastic pyramid that has no moving parts! It changes colour to reflect your mood and remembers your personal preferences. :o

Chris
Chris is a jetpack that plays MP3s! It communicates with wireless devices and does away with household drudgery.
Sexual :o

[Axel]

jack
jack is a letterbox that comes in seven different colours! It responds to ambient light changes.

[Sly]

Jake Jake is like a normal chocolate bar, but it plays a selection of current chart hits.

[HotJava]

Mike
Mike is like a normal pair of shoes, but it emits harmful gases.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Harmful gases is right!)

[Cubeh]

Cubix2.0
Cubix2.0 is a microwave that weighs less than a packet of cigarettes, never gets tired and disposes of kitchen waste.
Ew. That doesn't sound right.