Mc Donald's Rumors! What's your story.!

[GreenCrayons.]

Hello all these rumours about mcdonalds make me wonder.
Are they reel by the looks of there food ... I'd say yes.
But.... The rumour i have heard is below::$
Dont read if you dont wnna know!
Ive heard that all there burgers are basicly the cattle etg kept in scotland just all there waist and left overs. That isnt that bad.
The problem is... what leftover.
Just gues.
Aparently part of it is actually there "down belows!"
But i dont know if this is true, whats your story!

Edit by Urges - Sorry to spoil the fun, but unfortunately the content is... repulsive. Thread locked. I hope you understand.

[issaa.]

C'mon tbh if it was that bad wouldn't it have been shut down by trading standards?

[Dirgeofcerberus]

Well ive heard once that in a McDonalds near me (Nottingham), a boy asked for a Hamburger with mayonnaise on it, and instead of using mayonnaise, the man used his own sperm instead.
The boy ate it, he didnt know it was sperm, and he developed a bad rash all around his mouth and I think they might have sued McDonalds but god knows.

[/Rossco\]

well it is true about there chicken nuggets. they are plucked, head chopped off, and grinded up and smothered in greasy batter.

[GreenCrayons.]

Ok. any more stories people.
Winner get's a free website template.
did i mention that!
The winner so far is the sperm one

[splatttt]

A woman orderd a Big mac and she took a bite and she was really sick. Then she had to go to hospital turns out she got clamidia from the mayo cuz where it was made someone spermed into the mayo and it went in her and now she has STI!

[cocaine]

Well ive heard once that in a McDonalds near me (Nottingham), a boy asked for a Hamburger with mayonnaise on it, and instead of using mayonnaise, the man used his own sperm instead.
The boy ate it, he didnt know it was sperm, and he developed a bad rash all around his mouth and I think they might have sued McDonalds but god knows.

ROFFFFLLL I burst out laughing when I got to the sperm bit +Rep


A woman orderd a Big mac and she took a bite and she was really sick. Then she had to go to hospital turns out she got clamidia from the mayo cuz where it was made someone spermed into the mayo and it went in her and now she has STI!

Whass STI?

[--ss--]

well ive seen a worker at macdonalds pick up a burger from the floor and serve it like normal :s

[-:Undertaker:-]

McDonalds should be sued and shut down.

[Jasmin]

I've heard this from a friend.

She ordered a bananna milkshake, and he put it by the windowsil (she was in her car) and a bird crapped in it, and he still gave it to her!

[issaa.]

ROFFFFLLL I burst out laughing when I got to the sperm bit +Rep



Whass STI?
Sexualy Transmitted Infection

[Steven.]

:/

I'm sure if all these rumours are true like clarissa has stated it would be shut down by the Food n' hygiene departmant.

Anyways, It worrys me if you people believe this?

however i've heard a rumour and it was that someone ordered a McFlurry and there was sperm in it.. however i don't believe it, Rumours like these start off with "I ordered a Mcflurry the other day and it was lovely" then you have prats change the sentance and walah, you have some ****** rumour going round, quite easy tbh. ;)

[Sazzle]

But they are only rumors so they can shut it down without proof. I've basically heard the same rumors as what people have posted.

[issaa.]

Why are they all about sperm? except one.

[Sazzle]

Why are they all about sperm? except one.
Exactly what I was thinking..

[splatttt]

Mine is actually true.. The woman was my friends Aunt

[iluvben]

In my town some women ordered a mc chicken sandwich meal and she ate half , felt sick ,left the rest in her car , went doctors next day and he asked if she ate anything , they sent the burger off for testing and there was 7 peoples sperm in it , that maccy d's is closed down now.

[Pawf]

Apparently a women ordered a McChicken sandwich with no mayonnaise and when she received her sandwich and bit it mayonnaise came out. She took it back to the counter and complained... only to discover that it wasn't mayonnaise... it was a chicken tumour!

[NintendoFreak]

The sperm one is true exept for its at Burger King mybrother was a manager at BK and he caught a bloke having a wan* and all his sperm went on his hands and he just served some fries //// my bro had to fire him obvioulsy

[Wayne]

Some sound unlikely, but these are making me roll with laughter.

[Sarah.]

Mc Donalds use grade e meat, whereas dog food is grade c/d. The only reason it is kept down is because they inject anti-vomiting agents into the piece of meat so your body doesn't reject it.

[RedStratocas]

Nothing nasty in our town. Although one time I went to it (a while ago, i dont go to fast food often anymore) and I ordered a cheesburger. When I opened it, it was just two buns with ketchup in between. Seriously, how do you forget the burger?

[James!]

well it is true about there chicken nuggets. they are plucked, head chopped off, and grinded up and smothered in greasy batter.
mmm... *drool*

[FlyingJesus]

Nothing nasty in our town. Although one time I went to it (a while ago, i dont go to fast food often anymore) and I ordered a cheesburger. When I opened it, it was just two buns with ketchup in between. Seriously, how do you forget the burger?

That's the best so far, easily! The only one that actually made me laugh ^_^

The rest just make me think "Oh well, it tastes good". Seriously, I don't care if a whole battalion of old men have crapped in my burger, as long as it still tastes the same. And as for women who can't keep down a bit of spermburger, no boyfriend for them :P

This thread makes me hungry.

[HUGECOOL]

McDonald's is being sued for causing deforestation in some place in South America. One of the ingredients in their beef burgers is soy bean, and they've used so much of it that deforestaion has been an issue.

Oh, and some lady found a needle in a Chicken McNugget and she contracted some disease from it.

[Art]

Meat is meat.

[HUGECOOL]

Meat is meat. Actually, McDonald's hamburgers are made of 'Meat and Meat byproducts'. What are byproducts you say? Well, byproducts are animal intestines and other body parts grinded and compacted with the 'good' meat in order to have cheaper supplies in larger quantities. :)

[ReInfected]

Its actually made of 25% grade D meat. and 75% of processed grains.

[Art]

LMAO, well i think it tastes nice.

[Jordan3]

Obviously this is the best one:

http://salmonella.co.uk/chicken-mcnugget.jpg

[Cubeh]

Urg, I've seen that before but It still makes me feel sick.