Pickup Lines

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What are your best pick up lines ;)

[Ben.]

Pick up lines :s chat up lines do you mean?

[additional]

well in australia they are called pick up lines....

What would you say to somebody to start chatting to em?

[Ben.]

Well to start off id say hi....

[splatttt]

Do u belive in Love At first Sight Or should i Walk By Again... :) ♥♥

[Colourful™]

Hello :D
What have you been up today?

Etc...

[Jordan3]

"Safe babes, wanna hit the sack?"

[GJay]

Ok my chat up line is: Hi! lol.

[Callum.]

Wanna go town =]

[Kasabian]

"How you doing!" - Famous words... Kirsti I've used that line before :rolleyes:

[issaa.]

How ya doin'?

^^ Brill ain't it?

[Jordan3]

How ya doin'?

^^ Brill ain't it?

Joey Tribiani!

[issaa.]

Joey Tribiani!
Lmao..

[Crab-himself]

'Have i ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?'
'Well hi there, im oliver, whats your name?'

N always look straight into there eyes.

[splatttt]

LMAO have u really said that to a gurl LMAO the Embarassmant :$

[Kasabian]

Well, Me and my friends were on the coach to Cadbury's world *Sigh*, And he had this Chatup line book.. We found that one and he dared me to walk down the isle and say it to someone... Meh, Funny at the time.

[Biseinen]

I remember my friend asked me for a pickup line and I said to him just compliment her eyes, say they're like two beautiful pools of blue or something.

Of course, he copys me indefinatly.

Him: Your eyes are so beautiful, like two pools of blue!
Her: But... I have Green eyes...
Him: Er... Really? Sorry, must be the light...
Her: Bye.
Him: KARL!

x)

[Kasabian]

*****! You'd know what colour her eye's were if you looked at them.

[splatttt]

I remember my friend asked me for a pickup line and I said to him just compliment her eyes, say they're like two beautiful pools of blue or something.

Of course, he copys me indefinatly.

Him: Your eyes are so beautiful, like two pools of blue!
Her: But... I have Green eyes...
Him: Er... Really? Sorry, must be the light...
Her: Bye.
Him: KARL!

x)
That Would be sooo Funny!!

[issaa.]

I remember my friend asked me for a pickup line and I said to him just compliment her eyes, say they're like two beautiful pools of blue or something.

Of course, he copys me indefinatly.

Him: Your eyes are so beautiful, like two pools of blue!
Her: But... I have Green eyes...
Him: Er... Really? Sorry, must be the light...
Her: Bye.
Him: KARL!

x)
Lmaoo, would be funny to watch..

[Biseinen]

Oh, it was! He said it was my fault.

Not my fault if he can't see what colour her eyes were. ^_^;

[Adam$]

Are you dribbling or do you have rabies?

Seriously though, I say whatever comes to mind.

[kasi]

Are you dribbling or do you have rabies?

Seriously though, I say whatever comes to mind.
lmaooo
made me laugh rofl
+rep if i can.

[Rou]

Hi , Liam. Bonds mate :)

[Pu$$y]

plz nobody say the fred flinstone one!!!!!!!!!!!!:eusa_wall :eusa_wall

[kasi]

plz nobody say the fred flinstone one!!!!!!!!!!!!:eusa_wall :eusa_wall
the one that goes like
"i'll be fred and you'll be wilma and we can make the 'bed rock'" ?

lmao..

[Adam$]

lmaooo
made me laugh rofl
+rep if i can.

Thankyouu. :)

[Pu$$y]

the one that goes like
"i'll be fred and you'll be wilma and we can make the 'bed rock'" ?

lmao..NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Biseinen]

WTH @ Flintstones one. !!!!

[Pu$$y]

WTH @ Flintstones one. !!!! lolololol

[kasi]

Thankyouu. :)
no problem :P

[Kasabian]

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

[Biseinen]

Lol@Stealth.

[Cubeh]

Damn, Stealth is the pick-up king.

[MsTanya]

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! lmao

ermm..

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me

[Kasabian]

Lol. I wanna try that the "it won't suck it's self" one
:rolleyes:

[Cubeh]

I can imagine it now...
And it all ends with someone going home happy.
And one person going off with a slapped face.

Oh and:
Are you a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you.
Took off Family Guy.

[Kasabian]

:rolleyes:

[MsTanya]

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Its not like I need to use them anyway ;)

[Kasabian]

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

[Biseinen]

Fetilised please. =D

And if you said half of these, you'd get slapped. xD

[Colourful™]

A bit of both. :D

[Cubeh]

Ha ha, awesome. But scrambled please.

Lame one.
If I could re-arange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together.

[MsTanya]

Honey, I'm new in this town, dya think I could have directions to your house?

[Kasabian]

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming.
Have you lost your keys? Here, Have mine.

[Colourful™]

I sold my keys on ebay! :D

[MsTanya]

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

Im good at this ;)

[Biseinen]

"Damn, excuse me, I've forgotten my phone number... ARGH! Can I have yours. ;)"

[Cubeh]

I'm sorry miss I seem to have split some drink on your trousers, let me just rub it off.
More of a "getting closer" line than a pick up line

[Kasabian]

Best One:


Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.

[MsTanya]

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list

[Robzor]

Baby , I Care About You xD
Just Like My Plush Teddie Bear ! xD

[Cubeh]

Awesome. And yes, my dad was a cement mixer, thanks for noticing

[Colourful™]

Should of posted that in that disguise convo with Karl lmao.

Tanya you're now been demoted to the bottom of my "do to" list. :D
"Work" your way back up.

[Kasabian]

Your **** is like a basketball, mind if I dribble all over it?

[Colourful™]

So are my golf balls. :D

(ewww)

[Kasabian]

Mount willy's about to erupt baby!

[Biseinen]

Mount willy's about to erupt baby!


Ewwww. >_<

[Colourful™]

Erupt? It did last night too...

[MsTanya]

Should of posted that in that disguise convo with Karl lmao.

Tanya you're now been demoted to the bottom of my "do to" list. :D
"Work" your way back up.
Would you like that?

S'crew me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

[Kasabian]

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

[Biseinen]

Erupt? It did last night too...

Stacy already knows that, pls.

[MsTanya]

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good

[Colourful™]

Yes but it was buy one get one free. :D

[Kasabian]

Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

[MsTanya]

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street

[Colourful™]

Btw Tom do you believe that I got purely owned by Karl and didn't disguise it? You know me well...

[Kasabian]

i've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

[Colourful™]

Tom's "done" this before...

[Biseinen]

EWWWWW@HOTDOGS ONE.

[Kasabian]

Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

[MsTanya]

I'm good at math, U+I=69

[Kasabian]

I'm good at math, U+I=69

Pmsl.

Wanna come back to my house and do some Maths? You can subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply.

[Colourful™]

God, i've got to tell my math teacher about that one tommorow night!

[MsTanya]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

[Kasabian]

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that *** is out of this world.

[Biseinen]

You're so copy and pasting these. ;)

[Colourful™]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Are we playing Countdown dear?

[MsTanya]

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

[Biseinen]

No one in their right mind would try these out.

[Kasabian]

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

[Colourful™]

Copy and paste "job".
Anyway i've gtg for bed.

[Kasabian]

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

[MsTanya]

No one in their right mind would try these out.
I would ;)

And Alex what do you mean? ;s

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you

[Kasabian]

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Me & tanya are Experts.

[MsTanya]

*smiles*

You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

[Kasabian]

How would you like to spend the night looking at my bedroom ceiling?

[MsTanya]

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

[Cubeh]

You twos should form together and make a buisness.
"Pick-up lines "R" us" Or something.

[Kasabian]

Hey, that's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

[Cubeh]

How do you come up with these so quick

[MsTanya]

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

[Kasabian]

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

[Biseinen]

How do you come up with these so quick

They're copy and pasters.

[MsTanya]

Cubix, its magic baby<3

I'd like to name a multiple o'rgasm after you.

[Kasabian]

I've copied Some.
My name's Tommo. That's so you know what to scream.
My name's Tommo, but you can call me "lover."

[MsTanya]

Seriously honey, s'ex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good

[Kasabian]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

[Revis]

After talking to my mate i've just come up with this one >.<

"I usually try these lines with Guys but for *you*, i've made an exception..."

Blah, it really is terrible.

[Robzor]

lmao xD these are good lines !

[Kasabian]

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

[MsTanya]

Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'

[Kasabian]

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

[JackHb]

"Hiya, do you like smarties"

[Kasabian]

Pfft, Jack's an Amateur.

Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

[MsTanya]

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good

[Kasabian]

Can I borrow a 50pence peice? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

[MsTanya]

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest man on earth tonight

[Kasabian]

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest man on earth tonight

Can't wait :8

[ilovejordan]

I would ;)

And Alex what do you mean? ;s

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you

this dude said that to me at xmas i laughed in his face :]

[Revis]

this dude said that to me at xmas i laughed in his face :]
Oh lovely.

[ilovejordan]

Oh lovely.

I couldnt resist :(

[Revis]

I couldnt resist :(
Cassie Cassie Cassie, I'm disapointed in you :(

[Colourful™]

I showed this thread to my mum as I didn't know what was going on. She says i've got to press the big button on the monitor and never go on it again now. :(

[MsTanya]

this dude said that to me at xmas i laughed in his face :]
lmao xo bless him

[Colourful™]

God bless the queen who's 80 today.

[ilovejordan]

Cassie Cassie Cassie, I'm disapointed in you :(

Sorry father :(