Death Psychic

[mat64]

I found this whilst browsing another forum, Tells you how your going to die with just you name and age ect. (Obviously not too accurate but funny). It can come up with some funny reasults, Read the FAQ aswell.

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com

Thats the site, I typed in my full name and i got:


Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway.

What will you get post it, I've seen some others that are very funny :D.

[NintendoFreak]

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/told.jpg As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.


Thats very kind thankyou.

[mat64]

Havnt seen that one before.

[nvrspk4]

You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.

Oh yeah baby ;)

[GJay]

I'm having lunch in a resturant and a suicide bomber kills me....

[crash]

While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

lovely.

[emo...]

While at a concert, a bomb threat is called in, and you're trampled to death as people stampede from the stadium.

how creepy is that??

[Cubeh]

Being depressed with life in general you commit suicide by overdossing on sleeping pills.

How...not painful.

[MJJ]

Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.

Very neat and clean. :p

[Wootzeh]

While attempting to dive into a pool, you hit your head on the diving board in mid-air. You're knocked unconscious, and your body sinks to bottom of the pool, where your lungs quickly fill with water.

Dam, I'm not that clumbsy I think?

[Pu$$y]

While you're leaning forward to smell a pot of cooking soup, a disgruntled relative shoves your head into the pot and holds it there. Your face is quickly cooked as you choke to death on boiling hot soup.

[Rawr]

While vacationing in Spain, you are gored by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage.

Sounds hawt. :)

[JT-Fan]

While driving too fast in icy conditions, you run a red light, and your car is struck in the intersection by a speeding truck. You are killed instantly.

[Pu$$y]

While vacationing in Spain, you are gored by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage.

Sounds hawt. :) ouch..

[Infrontation]

Is that not like the death clock? O.o Well maybe not clicked it, too many sad sites - :P
"A large icicle falls from above your head, cracking your skull. While unconscious, you bleed to death slowly."

A fabulicious slow death for me, but I shall be unconcious ;)

[Biseinen]

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

[Tash.]

While walking downtown, you fall into an open manhole and sink beneath the thick sewage.

Well aint that nice.. :rolleyes:

[issaa.]

You die from a ruptured spleen.



Nice.. o.0;

[Charles]

While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.

Humm..

[Herman]

In case of mistaken identity, you will be shot to death by a drug dealer.

Rubbish :P I will never take drugs. </3 NEVER. :D

[Scorpio]

While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.

Note to self; don't be lazy and row...

[ilovejordan]

A man posing as an employee with the gas company knocks on your door, and you let him in. Once inside your home, the man ties you to a chair at gunpoint and wraps your face in duct tape. Your home is burglarized, and prior to leaving, the man shoots you in the back of the head several times, executioner style.


roflmao :] how cool

[Kyle.tk]

A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

Never been on a plane, and now i dont want to :(

[ilovejordan]

You die from a ruptured spleen.



Nice.. o.0;

I'll save you baby <3

[Cubeh]

He he, ma bros is.
While you're in bed with another woman, your wife comes home and catches you in the act. In a fit of rage, she stabs you to death violently with a pair of scissors.

That sounds just right

[ilovejordan]

roflmao. Painful :(

[dannyboymed]

A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

I'll remember never to go near a mime in my life..

[James!]

While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.

Woohoo!

[Mario]

mines funny You are beaten to death by a disgruntled store clerk with a gallon of milk.

[dannyboymed]

Get your family to always buy your milk for you :D

And Shivard, you're disgusting. :P

[Cubeh]

Lucky Shivard. Sounds yummy ;)

[ilovejordan]

While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.

Woohoo!


Ew you dirty arab ;x

[Neversoft]

And then theres DeathClock.com to see when this will happen to you!

So This will happen to me:
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.

At:
Sunday, March 1, 2065

[Scorpio]

Try Homer simpson and Kennedy ;p It says Kennedy is dead and Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Death :D Also try Britney Spears it made me rofl :D

[Kasabian]

While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.

[Scriptermone]

While working late one night, the janitor mistakes you for an intruder and beats you to death with a ridiculously large ring of keys.


hmmm...

[Scorpio]

Try Homer simpson and Kennedy ;p It says Kennedy is dead and Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Death :D Also try Britney Spears it made me rofl :D

Go on try britney!

[Jordan3]

A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.

[Magnet]

You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.

[kasi]

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.


oh fun.

[ilovejordan]

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.


oh fun.

roflmao i've never been in a hardware store..

[Chaz]

In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob.

[kasi]

roflmao i've never been in a hardware store..
lmao i have but i dont plan on going to one any more...

[Chaz]

NO! WAIT!

I like this one better!

While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

[ilovejordan]

NO! WAIT!

I like this one better!

While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

Eww and kassie i dont think i'm gonna be home alone again :(

[MattUH]

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse.

Dont i feel lucky.

[ilovejordan]

ouch @ track
and i typed in my full first name n got ;

While enjoying the cooking experience at a teppanyaki grill, your skilled but inebriated chef errantly sends a knife end over end until it buries itself in your forehead.


LOL

[Chaz]

ouch @ track
and i typed in my full first name n got ;

While enjoying the cooking experience at a teppanyaki grill, your skilled but inebriated chef errantly sends a knife end over end until it buries itself in your forehead.


LOL
I'm not cookin' tonight love <3

[ilovejordan]

roflmao
i typed my middle name n gott ;

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

whats with me bein taken hostage and shot in the head ;[

[MattUH]

roflmao
i typed my middle name n gott ;

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

whats with me bein taken hostage and shot in the head ;[

DONT WORRY WE WILL PROTECT YOU

[ilovejordan]

DONT WORRY WE WILL PROTECT YOU

roflmao i have no hope do i? :'(

[Chaz]

roflmao i have no hope do i? :'(
:rolleyes: Dear o' dear.

Scare the kids again huh?

[ilovejordan]

not my fault :'(

[MattUH]

omg thanks! :(

[Scorpio]

You are locked in a room and forced to listen to your own music for days. To end the torture, you beat your head into a wall until you die.

[Rey]

A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.

Charming :D

[Matt.]

While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.

[cocaine]

A gas leak in your home causes a major explosion, killing you in the blast.


How lovely.

[Neversoft]

A gas leak in your home causes a major explosion, killing you in the blast.


How lovely.

Woah, you got let off lucky. Everyone elses is horrible! I get tourchered for 5 days and put in a meat grinder while im still alive fgs!

[Rey]

I suffer in AGONY for days on end, then die :(

[Embean]

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.



HOLY !!

[Embean]

You humiliate a magician at a party by divulging a few of his secrets. He returns the favor by actually sawing you in half.


I typed in random chrap and thats what I got ^^

[Neversoft]

Full Name
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up. :(

Chris
While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist. :(

Neversoft
While walking near a construction site, an open box of nails is dropped from several hundred feet above your head. You are impaled by hundreds of rapidly-falling nails, turning you into a human sieve. :(

Trust me to get the sick ones.

[Tash.]

Oooh I like my full name way -

During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.

[Re101]

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

Well i do like partying :l

[NekkLe]

You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter.
Fanks :)

[Embean]

You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter.
Fanks :)
Lmfaooo, just because you cheated?

[NekkLe]

Lmfaooo, just because you cheated?
Rofl, suppose so.. :p

[Sammeth.]

While on a scavenger hunt, you are the first one to find item number 5, an angry Coral snake.


What kind of sick and twisted person set up this scavenger hunt?!

[mat64]

lols, That's a strange one, Can't imagine beign beaten to death with a turkey leg though, Surely it would take a while to do it ;)

Oooh I like my full name way -

During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.

[NekkLe]

lols, That's a strange one, Can't imagine beign beaten to death with a turkey leg though, Surely it would take a while to do it ;)
What about if you don't celebrate thanks giving :s omg, I thought this thing was meant to be a physcic? [/sarcasm]. :/

[Lindzi]

Hmmm.... "A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck."

[Bielby2ooo]

Oh The Joy

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.



While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.


i put in the age of 92 and got this

Shouldn't you be dead already?
Lol

[splatttt]

Omg I dont wanna do that if i get a answer thats horrible it will scar me for life :O It will be playing on my life forever till i die ;O

[NekkLe]

Omg I dont wanna do that if i get a answer thats horrible it will scar me for life :O It will be playing on my life forever till i die ;O
Lol, its only a silly prediction, I mean, who would get beaten to death with a chicken leg? AND they don't celebrate thanks giving, lol.

[Rusteh]

While using a chainsaw to help your friend cut down a tree, you slip and sever your leg. You die from rapid blood loss.

[вєску]

While at a bar, a stranger slips a date **** drug into your drink. Once passed out, you are taken from the bar, raped, and murdered

[Bielby2ooo]

While at a bar, a stranger slips a date **** drug into your drink. Once passed out, you are taken from the bar, raped, and murdered


Wow

that site is......
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SO SWEET xD

AND RANDOM

[вєску]

Wow

that site is......
........









SO SWEET xD

AND RANDOM


ALAS....................