View Full Version : Online pregnancy tester [LOL]
ilovejordan
21-04-2006, 09:15 PM
LMAO i took it i got ;
Cassie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 5 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
go on
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/
and copy n paste what you got [i copied n pasted the page where it tells you what gender]
-Wolverine
21-04-2006, 09:17 PM
I'm pregnant with a beautiful baby girl.. and i'm not a girl. ;D
'
Edit - The daddy is Di'ck cheney LOL.
No pregnancy detected
Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy. Because there is always a small margin of error during remote testing operations, we strongly recommend that you verify the results with a re-test. To do this, click the "Re-Test" button below.
ilovejordan
21-04-2006, 09:18 PM
lmao the dad was some dude i'd never heard of :(
-Wolverine
21-04-2006, 09:19 PM
[/offtopic] Kaye can you buy VIP yet. ;D
lmao the dad was some dude i'd never heard of :(
WAS HE NOW?
Congratulations, Liam! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
LOLZ
Liam, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 15 oz and have red hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
lmfaao i just did it again
and
Kassie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 7 lbs, 5 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
the dad is...
Michael Jackson
****! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.
crash
21-04-2006, 09:20 PM
Congratulations, RYAN! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
RYAN, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 13 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes.
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babyboy.jpg
OMG IM SO HAPPY *CRIES OF JOY*
ilovejordan
21-04-2006, 09:21 PM
WAS HE NOW?
yes :(
and ROFLMAO KASSIE MICHEAL JACKSON
EDIT
LMAO RYAN YOUR BABYS GONA BE A HEAVY GET
issaa.
21-04-2006, 09:21 PM
Lmao first it said im not, now i am lool.
It's A Boy!
Clarissa, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 12 lbs, 11 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
yes :(
and ROFLMAO KASSIE MICHEAL JACKSON
EDIT
LMAO RYAN YOUR BABYS GONA BE A HEAVY GET
lmao i dont want michael to be my babys daddy.
ilovejordan
21-04-2006, 09:22 PM
Claz yours n ryans baby would dwarf my baby in weight lmao
Whats with the red hairness?
issaa.
21-04-2006, 09:23 PM
LMAOO.
Kasabian
21-04-2006, 09:24 PM
OH MY GOD!
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/sonogram.jpg
Pregnancy detected! Congratulations, Tommo! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
THE BABY PART.
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babyboy.jpg
It's A Boy!
Tommo, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 7 lbs, 5 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Who's the daddy?
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/poolguy.jpg
The Pool Guy
Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...
Birth Certificate.
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=The%20Pool%20Guy&NAME=Tommo&kn=Caden%20Evan%20Pool%20Guy&LBS=7&OZS=5
Bielby2ooo
21-04-2006, 09:24 PM
Bill Clinton
YESS
I got the biggest Pímp in America xD
ilovejordan
21-04-2006, 09:24 PM
LMAOO.
my baby would be like "hey fatty boom boom" :P:rolleyes:
SHEEPY
21-04-2006, 09:25 PM
Do the shemale test below. I got 8/10.
ilovejordan
21-04-2006, 09:26 PM
Do the shemale test below. I got 8/10.
done it
i got 50 % :P
Playgirl
21-04-2006, 09:27 PM
Rachel, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 11 lbs, 15 oz and have red hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Ew! I got Michael Jackson as the father!
ilovejordan
21-04-2006, 09:28 PM
omgz they all have red hair :(
Kasabian
21-04-2006, 09:28 PM
MY FATHER OF MY BABY IS HOT
ilovejordan
21-04-2006, 09:29 PM
MY FATHER OF MY BABY IS HOT
Can i have him plz
Wootzeh
21-04-2006, 09:29 PM
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Ralph%20Nader&NAME=Adam%20Wotten&kn=Samuel%20Austin%20Nader&LBS=7&OZS=4
Kasabian
21-04-2006, 09:31 PM
LOL
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Ralph%20Nader&NAME=Adam%20Wotten&kn=Your%20Babie's%20Fat&LBS=7&OZS=4 (http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Ralph%20Nader&NAME=Adam%20Wotten&kn=Your%20Babie%27s%20Fat&LBS=7&OZS=4)
ilovejordan
21-04-2006, 09:32 PM
LOL
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Ralph%20Nader&NAME=Adam%20Wotten&kn=Your%20Babie's%20Fat&LBS=7&OZS=4 (http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Ralph%20Nader&NAME=Adam%20Wotten&kn=Your%20Babie%27s%20Fat&LBS=7&OZS=4)
ROFLMAO
Jordan3
21-04-2006, 09:32 PM
Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, Jordan! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
It's A Girl!
Jordan, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 1 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Boss%20Hogg&NAME=Jordan&kn=Natalie%20Megan%20Hogg&LBS=7&OZS=1
ilovejordan
21-04-2006, 09:33 PM
Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, Jordan! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
It's A Girl!
Jordan, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 1 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Boss%20Hogg&NAME=Jordan&kn=Natalie%20Megan%20Hogg&LBS=7&OZS=1
hogg
LOL
Kasabian
21-04-2006, 09:35 PM
ROFLMAO
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Tommo&NAME=Cassie&kn=I'MA%20wh0re&LBS=7&OZS=4 (http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Tommo&NAME=Cassie&kn=I%27MA%20wh0re&LBS=7&OZS=4)
(http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Ralph%20Nader&NAME=Cassie&kn=I%27MA%20*****&LBS=7&OZS=4)
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babygirl.jpg
It's A Girl!
Oliver Smith, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 10 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Jesse Jackson - the dad
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/jessejackson.jpg
ilovejordan
21-04-2006, 09:37 PM
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Tommo%20&NAME=Cassie&kn=<3%27%20&LBS=7&OZS=4
:o
Kasabian
21-04-2006, 09:37 PM
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Tommo%20&NAME=Cassie&kn=I%27ma%20Wh0re&LBS=17&OZS=14
:rolleyes:
ilovejordan
21-04-2006, 09:39 PM
Mine & Cassie's Baby Birth Certificate. ("http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Tommo&NAME=Cassie&kn=I'MA%20wh0re&LBS=7&OZS=4)
:rolleyes:
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Kasabian
21-04-2006, 09:40 PM
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Tommo%20&NAME=Cassie&kn=I%27ma%20Wh0re&LBS=17&OZS=14
:rolleyes:
EDITED!
ilovejordan
21-04-2006, 09:40 PM
LOL our babies a fatty :(
Kasabian
21-04-2006, 09:41 PM
You think that ones fat!
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Tommo%20&NAME=Cassie&kn=Fat%20sh%EDt&LBS=300&OZS=14
ilovejordan
21-04-2006, 09:44 PM
how did i give birthto that :'(
crash
21-04-2006, 09:44 PM
how did i give birthto that :'(
you didn't, but shh.
Kasabian
21-04-2006, 09:46 PM
She did!
Tommo /\ ommoT says:
You were in labour for 34days, You were asleep when the baby came out, When it was coming out it was pulling your umbilacul cord.
lala says:
LMAO
lala says:
and where were you
Tommo /\ ommoT says:
Lay next to you
Tommo /\ ommoT says:
Playing on my psp
lala says:
oh
lala says:
charming :(
Tommo /\ ommoT says:
Oh was i ment to care?
Tommo /\ ommoT says:
Sorry
lala says:
yes
crash
21-04-2006, 09:47 PM
She did!
Tommo /\ ommoT says:
You were in labour for 34days, You were asleep when the baby came out, When it was coming out it was pulling your umbilacul cord.
lala says:
LMAO
lala says:
and where were you
Tommo /\ ommoT says:
Lay next to you
Tommo /\ ommoT says:
Playing on my psp
lala says:
oh
lala says:
charming :(
Tommo /\ ommoT says:
Oh was i ment to care?
Tommo /\ ommoT says:
Sorry
lala says:
yes
thats nasty.
PS CASSIE LINDA is my best friend now +**
ilovejordan
21-04-2006, 09:47 PM
She did!
Tommo /\ ommoT says:
You were in labour for 34days, You were asleep when the baby came out, When it was coming out it was pulling your umbilacul cord.
lala says:
LMAO
lala says:
and where were you
Tommo /\ ommoT says:
Lay next to you
Tommo /\ ommoT says:
Playing on my psp
lala says:
oh
lala says:
charming :(
Tommo /\ ommoT says:
Oh was i ment to care?
Tommo /\ ommoT says:
Sorry
lala says:
yes
thank god you cut off the rest of the convo :]
Carlsta
21-04-2006, 09:51 PM
Carl, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look-isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 11 lbs, 15 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babygirl.jpg
D''ick Cheney is daddy
This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way.
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/cheney.jpg
ilovejordan
21-04-2006, 09:53 PM
thats nasty.
PS CASSIE LINDA is my best friend now +**
Have her i dumped her :'(
crash
21-04-2006, 09:56 PM
Have her i dumped her :'(
omgoodness why
and in Nick. style
- Ryan xx
MsTanya
21-04-2006, 09:58 PM
Tanya, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 16 oz and have black hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
James!
21-04-2006, 09:59 PM
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=A.%20Schwarzenegger&NAME=James%20Miller&kn=Sarah%20Jean%20Schwarzenegger&LBS=9&OZS=2
MsTanya
21-04-2006, 10:04 PM
My baby was well ugly :| but I closed the page so yeah
вєску
21-04-2006, 10:14 PM
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babygirl.jpg
It's A Girl! Rebecca, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 12 lbs, 6 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be.
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/pope1.jpg
The Pope Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.
er... right.
crash
21-04-2006, 10:17 PM
1 sec while i pee myself.
LMAO.
Phorum
21-04-2006, 11:03 PM
It's A Girl!
Jack, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 14 lbs, 7 oz and have blonde hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Neversoft
21-04-2006, 11:12 PM
Congratulations, Chris! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
It's A Girl!
Chris, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 3 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Meh. Must be Infrontation's.
Bill Clinton
Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.
Noo </3 Sorry Infrontation babe.
Phorum
21-04-2006, 11:14 PM
All info must be true!!
Desjardens
22-04-2006, 12:24 AM
I'm pregnant with a beautiful baby girl.. and i'm not a girl. ;D
'
Edit - The daddy is Di'ck cheney LOL.
Strangely... me too, except with Cheney...
Neversoft
22-04-2006, 12:30 AM
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babygirl.jpg
It's A Girl! Rebecca, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 12 lbs, 6 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be.
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/pope1.jpg
The Pope Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.
er... right.
THE POPE LMAO!! What have you been up to then. Atleast you get access to his Pope car.
Moose
22-04-2006, 12:43 AM
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/fabio1.jpg
Fabio You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.
He is fake... ...
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8249/untitled6gk1.png
Sarah.
22-04-2006, 01:26 AM
Tanya, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 16 oz and have black hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
That's what it told me, oh we have so much in common ;)
I'm going to have a baby boy......with Arnold Schwarzenegger!! xDDD But the baby was cute anywho :P
Bec1989.
22-04-2006, 09:00 AM
Congratulations, Rebecca! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
Rebecca, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 15 lbs, 12 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Don't feel bad, you were just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone.
cocaine
22-04-2006, 09:01 AM
LMAO i took it i got ;
Cassie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 5 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
go on
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/
and copy n paste what you got [i copied n pasted the page where it tells you what gender]
GINGERRR BABY
Congratulations, Matt! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
*clicks*
Matt, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 7 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b8/habbox/babygirl.jpg
*clicks for father*
Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b8/habbox/poolguy.jpg
;o
No pregnancy detected
Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy. Because there is always a small margin of error during remote testing operations, we strongly recommend that you verify the results with a re-test. To do this, click the "Re-Test" button below.
:D
*Trys again*
Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, Tom! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
Tom, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 11 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Fabio
You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.
IT LIES I AM A BOY! :(
It's A Girl! Harry, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 9 lbs, 9 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Father: THE POOL GUY
Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...
ROFLMAO The Pool Guy I think this could work out ;)
EDIT: I accidently clicked pick another daddy, now I'm going to have a baby with The Mailman :'(
emo...
22-04-2006, 10:49 AM
Congratulations, emma! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
emma, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 12 lbs, 8 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.
Charles
22-04-2006, 10:53 AM
Charles, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 9 lbs, 6 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
I did it with the Mailman.. >.>
JT-Fan
22-04-2006, 01:38 PM
It's A Boy!
rups you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 10 oz and have red hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
EWWWWWWWWW
The father:
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/nader.jpg
This is astounding- the first time Ralph has *** since 1963 and he cranks out a baby. Is it true that it's $50 extra for 'cuddle time'?
quagmire
22-04-2006, 01:44 PM
Matt, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 16 oz and have black hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
The daddy of the child was.. The Pope. LMAO!
Frank459
22-04-2006, 01:44 PM
It's A Boy!
Frank, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 15 lbs, 3 oz and have black hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Whos the daddy :
The Pool Guy
Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...
ssricky
22-04-2006, 01:45 PM
lol wow i got a girl and this was the father
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7244/nkid5ew.jpg
The Neighbor Kid
Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .
splatttt
22-04-2006, 01:57 PM
Kirsti, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 11 lbs, 7 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Wow im so happy
But its a really ugly baby girl...
Whos The Daddy :P
Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .
Omigosh !!
http://i3.tinypic.com/w6wda0.jpg
Hes quite Cute..
http://i3.tinypic.com/w6wdxt.jpg
Dentafrice1
22-04-2006, 02:04 PM
Caleb, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 5 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Im a guy!!
And im the proud parent of a a baby George Bush
ssricky
22-04-2006, 02:04 PM
Kirsti, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 11 lbs, 7 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Wow im so happy
But its a really ugly baby girl...
Whos The Daddy :P
Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .
Omigosh !!
http://i3.tinypic.com/w6wda0.jpg
Hes quite Cute..
http://i3.tinypic.com/w6wdxt.jpgomg u stole my husband :[ ho
splatttt
22-04-2006, 02:12 PM
sORRY :(
Biseinen
22-04-2006, 02:39 PM
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/sonogram.jpg
Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, Karl! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babyboy.jpg
Karl, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 8 lbs, 12 oz and have red hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! (Freaky, 'cause I have red hair. =P)
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/fabio1.jpg
You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Fabio&NAME=Karl&kn=Aidan%20Gabriel%20Fabio&LBS=8&OZS=12
Works for me =D
ilovejordan
22-04-2006, 03:14 PM
roflmao karl i had that person as the dad too
Sammeth.
22-04-2006, 03:19 PM
Sam, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 9 lbs, 2 oz and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babygirl.jpg (Kai Im a boy with Enlgish ethnicity yet my baby is Chinese :s)
The daddy is....
The Pope
Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.
Biseinen
22-04-2006, 03:28 PM
Roffle, Fabio gets around. ;D
Racoon
22-04-2006, 08:52 PM
Rachel, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 12 lbs, 9 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
-:Undertaker:-
22-04-2006, 09:09 PM
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babygirl.jpg
Thats Ma Girl ! :)
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/poolguy.jpg
He's the dad !
Were One Happy Family !
Moose
23-04-2006, 02:18 AM
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/sonogram.jpg
Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, Karl! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babyboy.jpg
Karl, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 8 lbs, 12 oz and have red hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! (Freaky, 'cause I have red hair. =P)
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/fabio1.jpg
You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Fabio&NAME=Karl&kn=Aidan%20Gabriel%20Fabio&LBS=8&OZS=12
Works for me =D
Karl, you best quit spreading your legs'! He is MY HUSBAND! You ho'!
Rusteh
23-04-2006, 02:43 AM
[Your baby!]
It's A Girl!
Grant, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 8 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
My husband:
Janet Reno
Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test?
HondaRyda
23-04-2006, 06:48 AM
fdgej, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 14 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
LOL!
16+ lbs hahaha thats great
Lol, this thing is crazy ;p
xxMATTGxx
23-04-2006, 07:10 AM
Lmao im a boy and it says;
Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, Matthew! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
Baby:
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babyboy.jpg
Dad is :
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Aww i thought it was going to be Danny (Luckeyrare) :P
Biseinen
23-04-2006, 07:40 AM
So how come he slept with me, huh?! Eh, Moose?! Tell me that! ;)
micky.blue.eyes
23-04-2006, 09:18 AM
LMAO!!!! I'm pregnant of the pope!!!
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/pope1.jpg
The Pope
Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.
Nick-
23-04-2006, 12:09 PM
Thats it ive had enough, im getting an abortion xD
i was fine with the fact that im pregnant and im a dude and i was even fine with the red hair but this just takes the cake
Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .
Michael Jackson ****! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.
:eusa_danc
Jasmin
24-04-2006, 01:43 PM
Jasmin, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 1 oz and have red hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
I DONT WANT A FAT BABY :'(
But it's quite creepy considering i have red hair and green eyes o.O
Bill Clinton
Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.
lolsolsolsols
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babygirl.jpg
kaye, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 11 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/peewee.jpg
Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=PeeWee Herman&NAME=kaye&kn=Sarah Emma Herman&LBS=7&OZS=11
Moose
24-04-2006, 05:12 PM
So how come he slept with me, huh?! Eh, Moose?! Tell me that! ;)
You'll spread your legs to anyone! :@
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