Alas...

[Confused]

ALAS, WOE IS ME, FOR THOU HATH FORESAKEN ME WITH THOU'S FALSEHOODS UPON MY GOOD NATURE, SORROW UNTO ALL!!!!

It's quite a funny story really...

[SHEEPY]

explain

[Jane]

ALAS! WOE UNTO ME FOR THOU HATH FORSAKEN ME WITH THOU TREACOROUS DEEDS OF SPAMMETHING! SORROW UNTO ALL!

[ssricky]

helen is preggers with the popes baby :o

[NekkLe]

explain
I second that pls.

[Jane]

helen is preggers with the popes baby :o

OH TOUCHÉ!

[ssricky]

OH TOUCHÉ!
alas he has holy splooge

[mynameishelen!]

I accidently posted on wrong account lols, confused is me ;D

ALAS FOR MY PUBES BE OF THE GINGER OREINTATION

[Jane]

I accidently posted on wrong account lols, confused is me ;D

ALAS FOR MY PUBES BE OF THE GINGER OREINTATION


ALAS! CAN I TOUCHÉ THEM>

[Leopard]

TOUCHE TOUCHE TOUCHE !!!1

[issaa.]

I am so happy I left that convo.

[Jane]

I am so happy I left that convo.

ALAS! WOE IS YOU.

[Leopard]

I am so happy I left that convo.
Helen and I are talking over skype and we cant stop laughing

[issaa.]

I really do worry about you lot.

[mynameishelen!]

ALAS, SORROW UNTO ADRIAN, FOR HE HATH A DISEASE CALLED AIDS.

[Jane]

ALAS, SORROW UNTO ADRIAN, FOR HE HATH A DISEASE CALLED AIDS.

ALAS! THOU IS A DISEASED ONE. DO NOT TOUCHÉ HIM!

[вєску]

Originally Posted by Hellybelly
ALAS, SORROW UNTO ADRIAN, FOR HE HATH A DISEASE CALLED AIDS.

ALAS! THOU IS A DISEASED ONE. DO NOT TOUCHÉ HIM!





LOL
alas i hath forsaken thy holy grail and shall not be forgived.

[Jane]

Originally Posted by Hellybelly
ALAS, SORROW UNTO ADRIAN, FOR HE HATH A DISEASE CALLED AIDS.

ALAS! THOU IS A DISEASED ONE. DO NOT TOUCHÉ HIM!





LOL
alas i hath forsaken thy holy grail and shall not be forgived.


ALAS! I WANT TO TOUCHÉ YOUR UDDER. WOE UNTO ALL YE MEER MORTALS.

[mynameishelen!]

SORROW UNTO ME
FOR BEHOLD

I HATH HIV!!

TRECHARY FROM ADRIAN, FOR ADRIAN DID FORCE ME TO SURRENDER MINE SOUL UNTO HIM

[вєску]

I HATH NO UNDERPANTYLOONS. THEREFORE MY UDDER HATH GROWN SO LARGE I HATH AN TUMOUR.

[Jane]

SORROW UNTO ME
FOR BEHOLD

I HATH HIV!!

TRECHARY FROM ADRIAN, FOR ADRIAN DID FORCE ME TO SURRENDER MINE SOUL UNTO HIM

ALAS, THINE SORROW IS TOO GREAT FOR ME TO BEAR. WOE IS ME!

[вєску]

ALAS, THINE SORROW IS TOO GREAT FOR ME TO BEAR. WOE IS ME!

ALAS THY SORROW HATH TAKEN MY SOUL AND THREW IT IN THY BLENDER

[mynameishelen!]

I HATH NO UNDERPANTYLOONS. THEREFORE MY UDDER HATH GROWN SO LARGE I HATH AN TUMOUR.

ROFLMAOOOO

WOE UNTO THOU WHO HATH NO GENITIALS.
SORROW UPON THEM.

[вєску]

SORROW UPON MY PET CUHIKERO'S GRAVE STONE. HE WAS THINE TOUCHED BY JANEH. WOE IS ME.

[Leopard]

ALAS WOE IS US ROFLAMOAAAMAOMAO

[Jane]

SORROW UPON MY PET CUHIKERO'S GRAVE STONE. HE WAS THINE TOUCHED BY JANEH. WOE IS ME.

ALAS! THOU CUHIKERO'S GRAVE HATH BEEN BLESSED BY MY TOUCHÉ. WOE UNTO CLARISSA, FOR SHE HATH TURNED AWAY TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE! CURSED ARE HER BREASTS!

[вєску]

I PRAY UNTO YOU, DO NOT SUCKETH UPON CLARISSAS NIPPLES, FOR THEY HATH NO SOUL

[mynameishelen!]

I PRAY UNTO YOU, DO NOT SUCKETH UPON CLARISSAS NIPPLETS, FOR THEY HATH NO SOUL

[issaa.]

LOOLL.

[Leopard]

ROFLMAO!!1

[mynameishelen!]

alas for i hath misplaced the holy toothbrush, woe into my genitials.

[вєску]

Little lamb, who made thee?
Little lamb, who made thee?
Little lamb, I'll tell thee,
Little lamb, I'll tell thee!
He is called by thy name,
For he calls himself a lamb;

woe is me.... helen hath lost her electric toothbrush

[mynameishelen!]

ALAS UNTO THE ADMINS WHO SHALT PISHY THEIR PANTIES, SORROW UNTO TO THEIR PUMPUMS.

[вєску]

ALAS UNTO THE ADMINS WHO SHALT PISHY THEIR PANTIES, SORROW UNTO TO THEIR PUMPUMS.

Alas my dear chum, I hath soiled my pantyloons.

[Jane]

ALAS UNTO THE ADMINS WHO SHALT PISHY THEIR PANTIES, SORROW UNTO TO THEIR PUMPUMS.

ALAS! WOE UNTO US, WHEN THOU ADMINS DISCOVER OUR HOLY SPLOOGE LAND! THEIR TOUCHÉ WILL CONTAMINATE THE SPLOOGE. WOE IS US!

[вєску]

WOE IS THEM, THEY HATH WET DREAMS AND COVERD IN SPLOOGE.

[Jane]

WOE IS THEM, THEY HATH WET DREAMS AND COVERD IN SPLOOGE.

DID THOU RECEIVE MY TEXT BECAUSE, ALAS! I DID NOT KNOW IF IT HAD SENT! WOE IS ME!

[mynameishelen!]

ALAS! WOE UNTO US, WHEN THOU ADMINS DISCOVER OUR HOLY SPLOOGE LAND! THEIR TOUCHÉ WILL CONTAMINATE THE SPLOOGE. WOE IS US!

ALAS, DO NOT SUCKETH UPON MINE HOLY NIPPLETS FOR JANE HATH COMMITED TRECHARY AND STOLEN THEIR SPLOOGE, HATRED UPON HER

[вєску]

DID THOU RECEIVE MY TEXT BECAUSE, ALAS! I DID NOT KNOW IF IT HAD SENT! WOE IS ME!
ALAS I DID NOT FOR YOUR PHONE IS THY CRAP.

[Jane]

ALAS I DID NOT FOR YOUR PHONE IS THY CRAP.

ALAS IT WAS A PICTURE MESSAGE AND IT WAS BEING A BIG GHEY. WOE UNTO ME!

ALAS, BECCA HATH ENTERED THE ANUS OF NO RETURN. WOE UNTO HER!

[mynameishelen!]

I LOVETH RICKYS PENIS OF SMALL PROPORTIONS AS WHEN IT ENTERS ME I DOTH FEEL IMMENSE PLEASURE.

[Jane]

I LOVETH RICKYS PENIS OF SMALL PROPORTIONS AS WHEN IT ENTERS ME I DOTH FEEL IMMENSE PLEASURE.


ALAS! WHEN IT ENTERS YOUR ANUS OF NO RETURN? WOE UNTO HIM!

[Desjardens]

I second that pls.

I totally third that

[mynameishelen!]

ALAS! WHEN IT ENTERS YOUR ANUS OF NO RETURN? WOE UNTO HIM!

IT DOTH GET LOST AND THE POPE DOTH HAVE TO FISHHH IT OUT.

[Jane]

IT DOTH GET LOST AND THE POPE DOTH HAVE TO FISHHH IT OUT.


ALAS! YOU STOLE MY FISH.
WOE
IS
ME

[вєску]

ALAS I HAVE TRUELY BUGGARD MY NECK.
WOE IS ME

[Jane]

ALAS I HAVE TRUELY BUGGARD MY NECK.
WOE IS ME

ALAS! I SHALT GIVE YOU SOME OF MY NEW AWARD-WINNING CREAM..


WOE BE GONE

:]

[mynameishelen!]

JELLO PIEEE

[вєску]

ALAS! I SHALT GIVE YOU SOME OF MY NEW AWARD-WINNING CREAM..


WOE BE GONE

:]#

ALAS LETS GET BETROTHED.

[ssricky]

JELLO PIEEE
me helen becky and jello pie alrighttttt threesome

[mynameishelen!]

me helen becky and jello pie alrighttttt threesome

alas for he doth not know how to inseminate me and i do wish for jello children

woe unto me.

[Jane]

alas for he doth not know how to inseminate me and i do wish for jello children

woe unto me.

ALAS! I SPY JELLO IN THY HOLE WHERE THOU PLACED THOU TOOTHBRUSH!
WOE UNTO ME FOR SEEING SUCH SIGHTS.

[mynameishelen!]

ALAS! I SPY JELLO IN THY HOLE WHERE THOU PLACED THOU TOOTHBRUSH!
WOE UNTO ME FOR SEEING SUCH SIGHTS.

ALAS UNTO ME FOR YOUR HEAD BEING IN THAT AREA DOTH CAUSE ME DISTRESS.

[вєску]

ALAS UNTO ME FOR YOUR HEAD BEING IN THAT AREA DOTH CAUSE ME DISTRESS.

I HATH DEPRESSION AS SOMEONE GROPED MY SPLOOGE.

[mynameishelen!]

I HATH DEPRESSION AS SOMEONE GROPED MY SPLOOGE.

i hath no splooge as rickys head did enter my holy passage and drinketh from the sacred splooge fountain that doth flourish inside me

[Jane]

Alas, I guess.

[вєску]

ALAS JANE I SHALL NOT SUCK YOU OFF.

[Leopard]

ALAS, SORROW UNTO ADRIAN, FOR HE HATH A DISEASE CALLED AIDS.
ROFLMAO!!!1 I don't have Aids. ALAS, WOE IS BECCAR AND HER UDDER!1