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[danny1541]

<>Please do not read this thread if you love Animals<> - There is your warning so you cant **** me off and i didnt mean to do this..



I just popped the petrol garage to get myself some snacks to watch a film to.. Was parking up afterwards and heard a noise, felt like something was under the wheel... there was nothing in the road though so god knows what it could've been...

Got out and found next door's cat under my rear, off side wheel!! Flat as a pancake....

I can hardly go knocking on their door at this hour, nor leave a note

I just hid it in the hedges and will hope no-one notices... am I going to hell?

Or is there a easy way i could hide it? Ideas anyone?

[Neversoft]

Well I would just leave it in the road if it was me. :s Not being horrible or anything but you didn't mean to do it and don't want to get in a load of trouble with your neighbours so its probaly the best thing to do.

[danny1541]

I would of just left it there but there is loads of stuff.. over the wheel so i need to clean that off aswell... and its all over me parents drive

[FlyingJesus]

You put it in the hedges? That's the funniest thing I've EVER heard.

[danny1541]

Well i was not gonna pick it up and take it far had to shovel it up and i needed to watch me film so yeah.. :P i think i am trully going to hell.

[Moose]

First off, you should leave it in the street to make it look "natural"... call animal control to have it removed and get your neighbor to see what happened.

[FlyingJesus]

A flat cat is not natural by anyone's standards.

[Moose]

A flat cat is not natural by anyone's standards.

Ok, the cat is in the road... where are all the flat dead animals found? in the sidewalk? No... the road is a smart place to place it because cars pass by there all the time... so the cat was run-over.

[danny1541]

I panicked under pressure.. So it went in the hedges. But i shall be a big boy and tell the neighbours what i did I just have no idea how im gonna break the news to them..

Although they already hate me so im not losing out on much.

[FlyingJesus]

Fair enough, but they're probably going to be alarmed when they find that their cat is now only 2" high, so why not add some humour by throwing it in a bush? Seems logical to me ^_^

[Moose]

I panicked under pressure.. So it went in the hedges. But i shall be a big boy and tell the neighbours what i did I just have no idea how im gonna break the news to them..

Although they already hate me so im not losing out on much.

They're going to friggen call the police on you if they hate you.

[dannyboymed]

Be calm, collective and tell them you saw your other neighbour did it.

[FlyingJesus]

You can't get arrested for running over a cat, but for the bush thing they might try getting you done haha, I'd move it back if I were you. If you want to really confuse them, put it under their car.

[Moose]

Be calm, collective and tell them you saw your other neighbour did it.

No, the three C's are:


Cool, Calm, and Collective.

- George Hamilton (OB)

[dannyboymed]

No, the three C's are:


Oh I'm so sorry I missed out cool. Either way the comment remains the same :)


[If you want to really confuse them, put it under their car.

ROFL... I wish I didn't need to spread rep around.

[danny1541]

I think i should get it stuffed.. And leave it on there fence...

I think this tells me im the worst driver in the world.

[FlyingJesus]

No it tells you their cat is stupid.

[danny1541]

True thankyou.

You have made me feel abit better about myself now i shall sleep in peace =)

[Ranger]

If you wanted to really confuse them, put the cat back on the road and push you neighbor's car over it.

[danny1541]

If you wanted to really confuse them, put the cat back on the road and push you neighbor's car over it.

I could but its like half 2 in the morning the cops will prolly come i could picture that actually i need to clean everything up so im staying up all night!

[Neversoft]

Well i was not gonna pick it up and take it far had to shovel it up and i needed to watch me film so yeah.. :P i think i am trully going to hell.

Use a spade?

[/Rossco\]

I panicked under pressure.. So it went in the hedges. But i shall be a big boy and tell the neighbours what i did I just have no idea how im gonna break the news to them..

Although they already hate me so im not losing out on much.


dude, that is the funniest thing i've heard in a while. putting it in the bush just made me laugh even more.

but yeh, best thing is to own up. If they go crazy its stupid cause a complete accident.

But what would you say if they found a FLAT cat in the bush?

a fat pigeon sat on it?? +rep for making me laugh while i'm tired lol. not for murdering an animal :p

[danny1541]

Update*

I never realised this but when i went out of the garden today to get in my car All i heard was the kids shouting " Tiddles " I had No idea the thing was called Tiddles..Which makes me think were they too attatched to it?? With a name like that..

I went out in the early hours of the morning to clean everything up.. Although i didnt get chance to move the cat so it " Tiddles " stilll reamains sleeping with the leaves until i can find a good place to put the poor cat.

I was going to own up and be a big boy but after i rememberd they had 3 kids i didnt have the heart to tell them Tiddles was gone.

[Biseinen]

You're making it sound like a movie here...

"But I... I Just didn't have the heart to tell lil' johnny that his cat was dead..."

[danny1541]

You're making it sound like a movie here...

"But I... I Just didn't have the heart to tell lil' johnny that his cat was dead..."

Well look at it this way.. If you came out and one of their kids was shouting the cats name what would you do? Tell them i just got in my car without saying a word until i can find out how to tell them i dont think anyone would tell them..

And i have no ideas what movies you watch.

[splatttt]

How can it be the cats Fault.. Thats Sick

[danny1541]

How can it be the cats Fault.. Thats Sick

I admit its sick but its not like i ment to.. And i dont know whats under my car.. So it was no ones fault.

[splatttt]

Your Kinda making it out to be funny.. When its not

[danny1541]

I know its not funny. I would hate it if someone dad that to my cat. If i had one that is why im only asking for suggestions and other people made it into a laugh. So i just followed and if you dont like it dont read simple as jesus

[danny1541]

I have just gone round about 2 hour ago as i saw the kids calling for the cat and i coudnt hold the guilt in any longer heres how it went..

Me : Hey i just wanted to say i killed your cat by accident last night

Them : Speechless

It kinda went like that until they did say if it was a mistake we understand or something like that now i would say ive done a good thing and deserve a pat on the back for my honesty

Conclusion : I think they hate me even more now and i think the kids do aswell.

What i have learnt : If you drive always look for a cat when parking up and always tell the truth you feel a lot better


Danny

[NekkLe]

Good ol' Karma :)

[Phorum]

Post it through there letterbox.

[danny1541]

Post it through there letterbox.

Imagine if i did that ive killed a rabbit and cat now man i suck shud be locked up. Both of them were sick ways aswell

[Phorum]

They came on this planet to live... to die and thats just happend. Nothing we can do now. its happend.

[splatttt]

I have just gone round about 2 hour ago as i saw the kids calling for the cat and i coudnt hold the guilt in any longer heres how it went..

Me : Hey i just wanted to say i killed your cat by accident last night

Them : Speechless

It kinda went like that until they did say if it was a mistake we understand or something like that now i would say ive done a good thing and deserve a pat on the back for my honesty

Conclusion : I think they hate me even more now and i think the kids do aswell.

What i have learnt : If you drive always look for a cat when parking up and always tell the truth you feel a lot better


DannySorry I Would Hate You Too..

[Lyca]

You threw it i a bush
LMAO
Sorry but that wouldnt be the right thing to do , lol
Just get the pancake and put it in the road and wait for them to discover it , or tell them yourselves

[danny1541]

Sorry I Would Hate You Too..

:o Sorry for what? i dont mind if you hate me. Afterall was a accident nothing i can do now and at -Bowsey- like i said earlier i paniked and didnt know where to put it Ha.

-Dan

[Lyca]

:o Sorry for what? i dont mind if you hate me. Afterall was a accident nothing i can do now and at -Bowsey- like i said earlier i paniked and didnt know where to put it Ha.

-Dan
Lmao
If you paniced so much you would think of a more logic thing ?
Maybe put it in a bin if you were in that much of a panic

[danny1541]

The cats body ( remains ) were all over and i could just picture the neighbour coming out of his house so i paniked i was like a mess actually i wish i never went to the garage now.

[splatttt]

I Dont Hate You But i think ths whole thread made it out to be a joke. I know i may sound stupid But i find it upsetting

[FlyingJesus]

Should've gotten a box, put whatever was left of the cat in it, driven it away to some fields or something and buried it. Then again I'm just a master of deception, rather than an honest person. I'd never have owned up to it.