AOL Translator

[Nick.]

H3LO 3V3RYON3
I FOUND THIS COL NOOB TRANSLA2R ON ALBINO BLAK SHEP111!!1!1 *** LOL SORY IF IT HAS BEN POSTAD BFOR3 ITS PRATY COL AND MOST OF AL SO TRUE
-!1!!! OMG *** NIK


http://albinoblacksheep.com/text/aoler.php

IF U REPLY PLZ TYPE IN THIS LANGUAEG OKAY??!??!??? OMG

[blaster.]

I R TEH ***

[Charles]

Right, I dont get it. It muddles your words?
Why speak like that, anyways?

[Nick.]

Right, I dont get it. It muddles your words?
Why speak like that, anyways?
It's how noobs speak =P slight exageration =]

- Nick x

[Charles]

Ahh. I'll try it.

Edit; Aha, HEY!!1!!! OMG *** IM CHARLAS!!1!!! OMG LOL IM COL

[Jordan3]

Okay this is this sentence in leet.

K THIS IS THIS SANT3NC3 IN LET1!1!1 LOL

[issaa.]

lol im well sexy!

in leet;

LOL IM W3L S3XY11!!!!!! OMG ***

[--ss--]

COL I GUES3 I S3RACHED AND GOT

urmmm what is this ?

URMM WUT IS THIS ?!?!?!?

[Nick.]

Err, it isn't 1337! =] This is leet translator:

http://albinoblacksheep.com/text/leet.php

o:] the other one is noobish. o:]

[Carlsta]

oh my god you all love me! -> OMG U AL LOV3 M3!!!1 *** LOL

[Charles]

Omg look at me! Im so 1337
to
0m9 £00|{ 47 m3! 1m $0 1337

[Lukeh]

OMG I CANT BLEIVE U JUST SADE TAHT US AOL3RS R WEL INTEL3CTUAL DIDNT U KNOW BCS USED AOL???!!?!111! OMG

[deltateamaplha]

The bridle-path, the river bank,
and where they crossed I took a length
of hazel bark, and carved a boat
no bigger than a fish, a trout,
and set it down and saw it float,
then sink. And where it sank
an inch of silver flesh declared itself
against the sun. Then it was gone.

And further south, beyond the bridge,
I took a nest of cotton grass
and flint to make a fire. Then watched
a thread of smoke unhook a pair
of seed propellers from a sycamore
which turned together and became
a dragonfly that drew the smoke
downstream. But the fire would not light.

Then at night, the house at the mouth
of the river. Inside, a fish,
a trout, the ounces of its soft
smoked meat prepared and on a plate.
I sat down there and ate. It is
the way of things, the taking shape
of things, beginning with their names;
secrets told in acts of sunlight,
promises kept by gifts of rain.


DA BRIDL3-PATH TEH RIEVR BANK
AND WH3RA TH3Y CROSED I 2K A LENGTH
OF HAEZL BARK AND CARVED A BOAT
NO BIGAR THAN A FISH A TROUT
AND S3T IT DOWN AND SAW IT FLOAT
THEN SINK111!!1! OMG *** AND WH3RE IT SANK
AN INCH OF SILVER FLESH DECLAERD ITS3LF
AGANEST TEH SUN11!! TH3N IT WAS GONA

AND!1!1!1 OMG *** LOL FURTHAR SOUTH BYOND TEH BRIDG3
I 2K A N3ST OF COTON GRAS
AND FLINT 2 MAEK A FIER!!1!!! LOL THEN WATCH3D
A THREAD OF SMOK3 UNHOK A PARE
OF SED PROPEL3RS FROM A SYCMORE
WHICH TURNED 2GATHER AND BCM3
A DRAGONFLY TAHT DR3W DA SMOKE
DOWNSTREM!!1! LOL BUT TEH FIER WUD NOT LIGHT

THEN1!11! *** LOL AT NIGHT TEH HOUSE AT DA MOUTH
OF DA RIEVR1!1!!11 OMG *** INSIED A FISH
A TROUT DA OUNCES OF ITS SOFT
SMOK3D MEAT PRAPAERD AND ON A PLAET
I1!!!1!! OMG SAT DOWN THEYRE AND AET11!1!!! OMG *** LOL IT DA WAY OF THNGS TEH TAKNG SHAEP
OF THNGS BGINNG WIT THEYRE NM3S
SACR3TS 2LD IN ACTS OF SUNLIGHT
PROMIESS KEPT BY GIFTS OF RANE
!1!!1! *** LOL

[Nick.]

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/1337soundboardhttp://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/1337soundboard
:P

[Desjardens]

what o.O

[ilovejordan]

ROFLMAO AT THIS!1!11 OMG WTH LOL ERM BUT I CUD DO IT MYS3LF?!???!!? LOL O WAL IL B LAZY N LET THIS DO IT :P

[Tomm]

S2P TAKNG TEH PIS OUT OF AOL PLS!!11!! ***

[ilovejordan]

OMG LIEK IM SO BORAD1!!11!!1 OMG LOL

[deltateamaplha]

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/1337soundboardhttp://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/1337soundboard
:P
Thats seriously funny.

[Kardan]

it swore:

HELO EV3RYON3 ON HXF NIEC DAY 2DAY!!!11!!1 LOL IMM WASTNG MAH TIEM USNG A STUPID *** TRANSL8R

[Jordan3]

Lmao at the soundboard.