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Captain Grammar
02-05-2006, 09:57 PM
I was taking a large dump in a public toilet (Borders Book store) and you know, the view, isn't exactly breath-taking. I look to my right and what do I see, some writing.

"Hello there, my name is dillian, I'm 26 and I love bi-sexual fun, fancy wanting to meet me and my girlfriend for a non-stop *** session? call me on [Insert number here] I promise you a great time!"

"You shop at borders 'cause you can't afford Blackwells. You loser"

"What are you doing reading this... You've probably ****** your pants now litte boy, now go call mummy to clean you up"

Do people get some sort of thrill out of this... Well I know, Dillian does, but thats a different story.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to make a phone call to my friend... Err... Phillian. Yes, Phillian.

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dannyboymed
02-05-2006, 10:02 PM
I was taking a large dump in a public toilet

Too much detail. :o


Anyway, yeah, I know what you mean. I always see the writing but never see the people doing the writing.. I mean, do I really want to call Jane for hot lez fun?

BL!NKEY
02-05-2006, 10:10 PM
they were probably board like you were and were staring at the wall

they thought hmm i will be funny and write something...

Jane
02-05-2006, 10:10 PM
Too much detail. :o


Anyway, yeah, I know what you mean. I always see the writing but never see the people doing the writing.. I mean, do I really want to call Jane for hot lez fun?

Ye, ye u do.

kasi
02-05-2006, 10:19 PM
i always write in bathroom stalls :]
at school mostly.

danny1541
02-05-2006, 10:21 PM
Too much detail No one wants to know about your large dump and i would never go in a public toilet anyways

Desjardens
02-05-2006, 10:25 PM
People alwasys look around when they are in a stall. It is just somthing to do also for the people... doing the profanity

Biseinen
02-05-2006, 10:26 PM
Too much detail No one wants to know about your large dump and i would never go in a public toilet anyways

Well, It looked like it had just come from a Canadian loggin camp... I'll tell ya' When that one gets out to sea, it's gonna' be a danger to shipping.

dannyboymed
02-05-2006, 10:51 PM
Ye, ye u do.

K, good point.

(at school it doesn't count.) besides, i never use school restrooms.. it's hell with toilets.

Metric.
03-05-2006, 01:32 AM
i always write in bathroom stalls :]
at school mostly.

mmm, me too.
this girl in my class got her friend to trace her on the bathroom wall and they drew clothes and eyes on it and named it "annie". anyway she got caught and she had to provide the paint and paint the wall herself!!!1

Adam$
03-05-2006, 04:41 AM
do I really want to call Jane for hot lez fun?

oh, believe me, you do.

Moose
03-05-2006, 04:56 AM
You actually start a great conversation in the bathroom... At my school in the stalls you can find actual conversations for example...

Hey! what up?
Nothing just ******* my pants!
Thats cool!
Norte x 14!
Si los nortes!
Mr. Cadeze is a b***h!
She is!

Adam$
03-05-2006, 05:38 AM
You actually start a great conversation in the bathroom... At my school in the stalls you can find actual conversations for example...

Hey! what up?
Nothing just ******* my pants!
Thats cool!
Norte x 14!
Si los nortes!
Mr. Cadeze is a b***h!
She is!
Lmao, I've seen that on a few desks in the older classrooms.

Mit
03-05-2006, 06:13 AM
The scary ones are in cinemas and stuff where it says wait here at 6pm for..., and your in the toilets at 6pm, and then some guy comes in, and you leg it out :P

Chaz
03-05-2006, 06:28 AM
The scary ones are in cinemas and stuff where it says wait here at 6pm for..., and your in the toilets at 6pm, and then some guy comes in, and you leg it out :P
I'm worried that you waited till 6 in a toilet.

Playgirl
03-05-2006, 07:05 AM
I like reading writing in the toilets. :p

But seriously, that really was an overshare.

micky.blue.eyes
03-05-2006, 10:31 AM
Some writings are funny, at school one of the toilets has:
'If you're reading this, you're peeing on your shoes.'
But ofcourse you also got the stupid ones, won't mention them. :P

emo...
03-05-2006, 02:32 PM
my mate did that and put my MOBILE number on the wall! You dont wanna know what it said...

Colourful™
03-05-2006, 02:40 PM
"Hello there, my name is dillian, I'm 26 and I love bi-sexual fun, fancy wanting to meet me and my girlfriend for a non-stop *** session? call me on [Insert number here] I promise you a great time!"
I know, i've seen many of them. Really stupid people who write them too...

crash
03-05-2006, 06:05 PM
i always write in bathroom stalls :]
at school mostly.

naughty

Wayne
03-05-2006, 06:11 PM
Lol, we have writing on our school toilets.

"So and so had their first *blah* here" etc.

crash
03-05-2006, 06:14 PM
sfe ma homiez i wz ere 2k6 luvin ??????????????????????.?>?>./>?> 4 lyf xoxoxoxo add meh on msn for sum fun plz hellowhatever at msnnn.com yer luv u bbz

Wayne
03-05-2006, 06:16 PM
sfe ma homiez i wz ere 2k6 luvin ??????????????????????.?>?>./>?> 4 lyf xoxoxoxo add meh on msn for sum fun plz hellowhatever at msnnn.com yer luv u bbz

Why do you keep spamming threads...? :l

crash
03-05-2006, 06:20 PM
Why do you keep spamming threads...? :l

why do you keep orgying over hxf?

FrozenWhisper
03-05-2006, 06:24 PM
They run out of park benches, I wrote on a park bench once, in small letters, saying Hi, I was here Lol, I need to get a life...

crash
03-05-2006, 06:26 PM
They run out of park benches, I wrote on a park bench once, in small letters, saying Hi, I was here Lol, I need to get a life...

most people probably have at some stage of their life

Kasabian
03-05-2006, 06:27 PM
"So and so was 'ere 2k4"

Really pee's me off. Or they put "[Insert Name] is gay."

crash
03-05-2006, 06:30 PM
"So and so was 'ere 2k4"

Really pee's me off. Or they put "[Insert Name] is gay."

same with screen names i is supposing.

FrozenWhisper
03-05-2006, 06:33 PM
"So and so was 'ere 2k4"

Really pee's me off. Or they put "[Insert Name] is gay."
I know, atleast put something worthwhile/fun, like I dunno, I don' belive in writing on park benches (got that off a badge that says, I don't wear badges). I only write on the bench when I get bored, there is NOTHING to do were I live...

RedStratocas
03-05-2006, 06:36 PM
Haha, like that Dane Cook routine "Why are the doors on the bathroom stalls always broken? Seriously, who gets that mad when they're taking a dump?". Then he started talking about the phone numbers on the wall and stuff. "Hey Bill, how did you meet your wife?". "Well, I was taking a dump..."

FrozenWhisper
03-05-2006, 06:39 PM
I don't use my school toilets for 3 reasons
1) The writing
2) The locks are broken
3) never any toilet paper :(

Robzor
03-05-2006, 06:42 PM
I was taking a large dump in a public toilet
lmao :S why tell us that :S
and ur rite , there is no point in doing writing in toliets xD lol

Neversoft
03-05-2006, 06:47 PM
I was taking a large dump in a public toilet

Awesome.

I never use public toliets, I just hold it in, ya know.

Emicat.
03-05-2006, 06:47 PM
The desks at school are covered in graffiti.

U smell -> who? -> Yer mama -> lol -> y? - u b***h

Pmsl - I wrote the yer mama bit in.

When I was about 8 years old I was scared of Bathroom Grafitti :(

So a few days later, A whole McDonalds's toilet's door was covered innit hen I went in ¬_¬

I was scared to shut the door :(

Rawr
03-05-2006, 06:49 PM
Drunk-ness and bored-dom. -.-

Robzor
03-05-2006, 06:51 PM
I never use public toliets, I just hold it in, ya know.
lmao, same here xD i never do that incase someone comes in the toliets and sees you having a terd >:O lmao

Charlie
03-05-2006, 06:55 PM
I never use public toliets, I just hold it in, ya know.

^^ Me too half the time. Loads of girls smoke in the toilets, so i stay clear of them.

I wrote on the toliet walls at my old school, and someone else was blamed for it. So funny :]

issaa.
03-05-2006, 07:04 PM
i was at this club place and in the toilets everything had writing on, the floors, walls, ceilings, toilets, if you could write on it, it had been writen on, looked kinda cool. lmaoo.

Neversoft
03-05-2006, 07:14 PM
Awesome.

I never use public toliets, I just hold it in, ya know.

Well, there is one toliet I would use. That being the cinema's toilet. Thats very nice and clean, but I'd be missing the film if I took a dump there!

Jasmin
03-05-2006, 07:17 PM
hehe in my school toilets in the last one (no one goes in there cus it's all dark and the lock does'nt work) it's got stuff like

u smell
so do u
I lyke ur style i lyke ur clazz but must 0f all i love ur ass
it's brill init
no it's fat
lyke ur momz

and stuff -.-'

Robzor
03-05-2006, 07:18 PM
of yeh i agree the cinema toliets are very nice and clean xD
but i make sure i go for a terd before the movie starts , and then sprint to the toliet when i need a pee , then sprint back to my seat so i dont miss anything lol

Nick.
03-05-2006, 07:24 PM
I was taking a large dump in a public toilet (Borders Book store) and you know, the view, isn't exactly breath-taking. I look to my right and what do I see, some writing.

"Hello there, my name is dillian, I'm 26 and I love bi-sexual fun, fancy wanting to meet me and my girlfriend for a non-stop *** session? call me on [Insert number here] I promise you a great time!"

"You shop at borders 'cause you can't afford Blackwells. You loser"

"What are you doing reading this... You've probably ****** your pants now litte boy, now go call mummy to clean you up"

Do people get some sort of thrill out of this... Well I know, Dillian does, but thats a different story.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to make a phone call to my friend... Err... Phillian. Yes, Phillian.

Xuzuno (Forum Moderator) - Please don't avoid the filter. LMAO!

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NekkLe
03-05-2006, 08:19 PM
I don't like public toilets, I remember someone getting stuck inside one and that isn't too pleasent "/

Phorum
03-05-2006, 09:55 PM
Putting your mark on the wall

ilovejordan
03-05-2006, 09:56 PM
I was taking a large dump in a public toilet (Borders Book store) and you know, the view, isn't exactly breath-taking. I look to my right and what do I see, some writing.

"Hello there, my name is dillian, I'm 26 and I love bi-sexual fun, fancy wanting to meet me and my girlfriend for a non-stop *** session? call me on [Insert number here] I promise you a great time!"

"You shop at borders 'cause you can't afford Blackwells. You loser"

"What are you doing reading this... You've probably ****** your pants now litte boy, now go call mummy to clean you up"

Do people get some sort of thrill out of this... Well I know, Dillian does, but thats a different story.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to make a phone call to my friend... Err... Phillian. Yes, Phillian.

Xuzuno (Forum Moderator) - Please don't avoid the filter.


lool i write on my school ones. Their practically covered

Captain Grammar
03-05-2006, 10:45 PM
Oh, it was a very clean toilet. Not like a massive public one. Its one where you have to ask for a key and then they wait for it back at the desk.

I wouldn't just go randomly into somewhere like McDonalds and take a crap. Eww.

Phorum
04-05-2006, 02:27 PM
lool i write on my school ones. Their practically covered
Every one does lol

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