Sketti
06-01-2005, 07:40 PM
I made this for my English class. We were supposed to be writing a story for a 9/10 year old and I came up with this.
Mr. Holmes sat at his desk with Danny Jones in detention for the umpteenth time; Danny had tee-peed the school during the night before and got caught.
‘’What were you thinking?!’’ Mr. Holmes said to Danny,
‘’I don’t know and I don’t really want to know; but break time’s over so off to your lessons.’’
Danny walked out of Mr. Holmes’ classroom with a smirk on his face.
The next day he got another detention along with the rest of his class (who also hated Mr. Holmes) because they bombarded Mr. Holmes with water bombs as he was coming out of his car.
‘’HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT ASSAULTING A MEMBER OF STAFF LIKE THAT!’’ Mr. Holmes bellowed at the top of his voice, ‘’I SHOULD SUSPEND EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!’’
The class gasped, ‘’But I won’t; I‘ll give you all one last chance. Now off to registration. I’ll be sending a note to your form teacher; now get out of my room!’’ and with those words the class left.
There was no trouble from Danny for a few days – or the rest of his class for that matter – until out of the blue Mr. Holmes grabbed Danny by the collar.
‘’What the –‘’ Danny started saying
‘’What do you think you’re doing?! Swearing and using rude words in school! I’m going to have to call your parents!’’ Mr. Holmes yelled.
‘’But-but-but-‘’ Danny tried to say.
‘’AND AGAIN?! NO EXCUSES! I’M CALLING YOUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW!’’ Mr. Holmes bellowed.
Not only did Danny get in trouble off Mr. Holmes but his parents as well because he got suspended for a day.
At the next assembly - this was Mr. Holmes retiring assembly – Danny had arranged 2 tickets for Mr. Holmes and his wife to go to the town fete.
When Mr. Holmes and his wife arrived at the fete, Mr. Holmes was escorted to the stocks and put in them.
‘’What? What are you doing?! I demand an ans-‘’ Mr. Holmes bellowed; but before he could finish his sentence he got a custard pie thrown at him and suddenly got drenched with a fire hose.
While all this was happening Danny was standing to the side just laughing at Mr. Holmes.
Mr. Holmes was kept in the stocks for at least 21/2 hours. Out of the stocks came a very angry, very wet and very tired Mr. Holmes; Danny was still laughing at Mr. Holmes for a few hours after he was let out the stocks.
If you don't know what tee-pee'd means it mean threw toilet paper over the building.
Mr. Holmes sat at his desk with Danny Jones in detention for the umpteenth time; Danny had tee-peed the school during the night before and got caught.
‘’What were you thinking?!’’ Mr. Holmes said to Danny,
‘’I don’t know and I don’t really want to know; but break time’s over so off to your lessons.’’
Danny walked out of Mr. Holmes’ classroom with a smirk on his face.
The next day he got another detention along with the rest of his class (who also hated Mr. Holmes) because they bombarded Mr. Holmes with water bombs as he was coming out of his car.
‘’HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT ASSAULTING A MEMBER OF STAFF LIKE THAT!’’ Mr. Holmes bellowed at the top of his voice, ‘’I SHOULD SUSPEND EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!’’
The class gasped, ‘’But I won’t; I‘ll give you all one last chance. Now off to registration. I’ll be sending a note to your form teacher; now get out of my room!’’ and with those words the class left.
There was no trouble from Danny for a few days – or the rest of his class for that matter – until out of the blue Mr. Holmes grabbed Danny by the collar.
‘’What the –‘’ Danny started saying
‘’What do you think you’re doing?! Swearing and using rude words in school! I’m going to have to call your parents!’’ Mr. Holmes yelled.
‘’But-but-but-‘’ Danny tried to say.
‘’AND AGAIN?! NO EXCUSES! I’M CALLING YOUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW!’’ Mr. Holmes bellowed.
Not only did Danny get in trouble off Mr. Holmes but his parents as well because he got suspended for a day.
At the next assembly - this was Mr. Holmes retiring assembly – Danny had arranged 2 tickets for Mr. Holmes and his wife to go to the town fete.
When Mr. Holmes and his wife arrived at the fete, Mr. Holmes was escorted to the stocks and put in them.
‘’What? What are you doing?! I demand an ans-‘’ Mr. Holmes bellowed; but before he could finish his sentence he got a custard pie thrown at him and suddenly got drenched with a fire hose.
While all this was happening Danny was standing to the side just laughing at Mr. Holmes.
Mr. Holmes was kept in the stocks for at least 21/2 hours. Out of the stocks came a very angry, very wet and very tired Mr. Holmes; Danny was still laughing at Mr. Holmes for a few hours after he was let out the stocks.
If you don't know what tee-pee'd means it mean threw toilet paper over the building.