Err, help me please.

[ItsDave]

Ok, theres this massive spider in my garage, apserloutly huge! Its right in the corner next to my garage door, then a couple of hours earlier tonight (17/5/06) Its created this... well try mking your thumb and second finger a big ring, its about that big all the way round. My sister has investigated and it says its got eggs within the white ball. I just really need help on how to get rid of it, its so freakishly huge!
Thanks
- Dave

[burnsey]

SHOOT IT !
get a bat n wack it
kiss it
kik it
burn it
do something !
:p

[tbh imo no m8]

VACUUM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[issaa.]

pick it up with a piece of paper or something and move it out into the garden? ;s

[MattUH]

burn it.

Smash it.

Leave it.

poke it.

[burnsey]

how big paper u got ?
:p

[Revis]

Explode it :)

[burnsey]

burn it.

Smash it.

Leave it.

poke it.

i said burn it !

[ilovejordan]

Pick it up. I love spiders

[burnsey]

Pick it up. I love spiders
when its massive
and growing eggs ?

[ilovejordan]

Growing eggs? Dont you mean laying lol. And yep its not going to hurt you is it :P

[burnsey]

u neva know... :D

[MattUH]

lmao growing egg's rofl.

[burnsey]

shut up u
givin me -rep jsut for fun :@

[MattUH]

Was a reason ;)

Your reo = no power = doesnt effect me.

'N was first time i repped you ever.

[burnsey]

no its not so get it right coz ur reli startin to
p**s me off :@
and i dnt careif it dnt affect u

[Revis]

So it's a freak of a spider growing eggs eh?
I'd start to get worried when it starts frying them and putting them in a Bacon and Egg McMuffin.

[NekkLe]

So it's a freak of a spider growing eggs eh?
I'd start to get worried when it starts frying them and putting them in a Bacon and Egg McMuffin.
Yeh I mean, this could be the obese outbreak for spiders. Give it a carrot.

[MattUH]

So it's a freak of a spider growing eggs eh?
I'd start to get worried when it starts frying them and putting them in a Bacon and Egg McMuffin.

LMAO +Rep for making me laugh


no its not so get it right coz ur reli startin to
p**s me off :@
and i dnt careif it dnt affect u
WTH. I have NEVER repped you before check with admins if you want :\ the first time i have bad repped you is just and i LEFT my name.

[Revis]

Yeh I mean, this could be the obese outbreak for spiders. Give it a carrot.
We best get the Government involved n'all, we don't want a generation of fat, lazy ass spiders...

A sensibe suggestion would be shoot it with Cillit Bang!

[NekkLe]

We best get the Government involved n'all, we don't want a generation of fat, lazy ass spiders...
For sure! wheres the crazy political protesters, we could make this big. Right we need a few good looking women dressed in frilly spider costumes and ambush them into the House of Lords.

[Revis]

For sure! wheres the crazy political protesters, we could make this big. Right we need a few good looking women dressed in frilly spider costumes and ambush them into the House of Lords.
Alternatively, we claim Cherrie Blaire is actually one of these freaky ass spiders! Wait... that really could be true...

Hold me.

[MattUH]

*Holds*

[ilovejordan]

*Holds*
he's mine

[NekkLe]

Tony Blair is behind this all, he has a fettish for fat hairy spider women, I bet he tells her to give im' a glance at her legs.

[Revis]

Oh Cherrie! Web me!

[ilovejordan]

Tony Blair is behind this all, he has a fettish for fat hairy spider women, I bet he tells her to give im' a glance at her legs.

I bet there not bald like ialexs :]

[NekkLe]

No way, there long hairy legs that alex desires tbh. Hopefully this phase of fat hairy spider women won't make it to page 3 :[

[Revis]

No way, there long hairy legs that alex desires tbh. Hopefully this phase of fat hairy spider women won't make it to page 3 :[
OMG! I'll be having nightmares of that happening now... BASTARD

[NekkLe]

Damn, it is a depressing thought, not one of my favoured likes especially as i don't like spiders in the first place.

[Revis]

I'll make emergency stockpiles :D

[NekkLe]

Woo! I've got todays so i'll chip in.

[Revis]

Does anyone remember Dannii, 18, from Coventry?
My bro met her... *envious*

[Adam$]

Explode it :)
Erm, don't explode things inside. I tried it, and burnt my hand. x)

[louder]

Drop somthing heavy on it.. Lol.

[Seacat]

its hardly going to kill you to simply pick it up and throw it outside or something

[Ostinato]

its hardly going to kill you to simply pick it up and throw it outside or something

Lol yeh. The poor thing will be more scared of you than you are of it... considering your thousands of times bigger than it! :'p

[Herman]

Lol yeh. The poor thing will be more scared of you than you are of it... considering your thousands of times bigger than it! :'p

Yeah, exactly. Just let it walk over a book or something and put it outside. No need to harm such a creature. <3

[i love sausage!]

pour petrol all around your garage and then set it alight, spider will probs die.

[Ostinato]

pour petrol all around your garage and then set it alight, spider will probs die.

rofl. GOOD PLAN!!

Why don't you just put a glass over it quickly, then move it gradually over onto a peice of paper or something, then hold it tight and go let it outside? :]

[i love sausage!]

rofl. GOOD PLAN!!

Why don't you just put a glass over it quickly, then move it gradually over onto a peice of paper or something, then hold it tight and go let it outside? :]

i would never get that near a spider.

just do what i do, "DADDYYYYY!!!!!!!!"

:]

[Demynx]

Just hit it with a broom and if its still alive call your baby brother to sit on it. Thats what i do.

[louder]

Throw somthing sharp at it, lol.

[velvet]

Throw somthing sharp at it, lol.

Or not...?

Move it into the garden,
As someone else said use a peice of paper and a glass.

[.:Subarusti:.]

MR BIG SHOE!!!!! *makes various squishing noises*

[arouse]

do the can can, when you bring your foot down, smash it.