Magnet
25-05-2006, 08:29 PM
Ok, well I managed to get the e-mail address of my mate from my old school, not contacted him in over two years, but I know where he lives and everything, so I decided to play a trick. I said to him I was a sniper guy, with three different rifles, and that I was watching it, he did believe me. It was funny.
I'll send the chatlog, but I'll censor out bits with the address etc.
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| Session Start: 25 May 2006 |
| Participants: |
| ... | sl? ?a? ?a??s'? gs??a g?? ?s? (*********) |
| ...ing kids who loved us too much :S (8) (*********) |
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[20:19:28] ??a? | ???? : ben ********* lad
[20:20:06] (8) :S I got: ite#
[20:20:12] ??a? | ???? : you know who i am
[20:20:26] (8) :S I got: no lol but go on
[20:20:34] ??a? | ???? : you went to ********* (name of school)
[20:20:40] (8) :S I got: i did
[20:20:42] ??a? | ???? : you live on *******
[20:20:46] (8) :S I got: i do
[20:20:51] ??a? | ???? : you now go to ********* (High school)
[20:20:55] (8) :S I got: i do
[20:20:58] ??a? | ???? : black hair, different coloured eyes.
[20:21:12] (8) :S I got: not quite black hair
[20:21:13] ??a? | ???? : black or brown, i do not know.
[20:21:20] ??a? | ???? : listen ben, you don't know who i am.
[20:21:28] * ·$30·#?·#?a? ·$52|·$36 ·#?·#??? ·#s·#? ·#l·#??a ·#?·#s
·#?·#?? ·#?·#?g ·#?·#?s???? ·$53|·$4 ·#s·#l? ·#?·#a?
?a??s'? gs??a g?? ?s? has changed his/her name to do you,
ben?
[20:21:41] (8) :S I got: no ur scaring me
[20:21:43] do you, ben?: so, tell me,
[20:21:47] do you, ben?: hows life going?
[20:21:51] (8) :S I got: fine
[20:22:03] do you, ben?: surely, you know how to work an ak57
automatic machine gun?
[20:22:23] (8) :S I got: yep surely
[20:22:28] do you, ben?: you do?
[20:22:31] (8) :S I got: yep
[20:22:35] do you, ben?: why, they are the finest in machine gunnery.
[20:22:47] (8) :S I got: hmm i suppose#
[20:22:52] * do you, ben? has changed his/her name to ak57 automatics
are watching you.
[20:23:06] ak57 automat: you just don't know what i am capable off,
*********.
[20:23:11] ak57 automat: i know almost everything about you,
[20:23:13] (8) :S I got: lol
[20:23:17] ak57 automat: how you love ebay
[20:23:22] (8) :S I got: i dont
[20:23:30] ak57 automat: you did.
[20:23:35] (8) :S I got: i did?
[20:23:39] ak57 automat: you have a cabinet in your hallway
[20:23:45] ak57 automat: it is full off models off different anime
[20:23:47] ak57 automat: and stuff.
[20:23:53] ak57 automat: perhaps your dad collects them, am i
correct?
[20:23:58] (8) :S I got: it was in the hallway
[20:24:10] (8) :S I got: it is in trhe dining room now tho
[20:24:15] ak57 automat: ok.
[20:24:22] ak57 automat: so ben, you'll never guess who i am.
[20:24:27] ak57 automat: you must do something for me thouh
[20:24:29] (8) :S I got: hmm
[20:24:36] ak57 automat: hang on
[20:24:46] ak57 automat: whats with your name?
[20:24:53] ak57 automat: (8) :S I got a headache from screaming kids
who loved us too much :S (8)
[20:25:02] (8) :S I got: yep
[20:25:12] ak57 automat: what does that mean?
[20:25:24] ak57 automat: is that trying to indicate that you have
infact had sex and have children who scream
[20:25:32] ak57 automat: because last time i saw you through that
window, you never.
[20:25:43] ak57 automat: So, do you still keep in touch with Steven
******? im sure hed like to play with you.
[20:25:50] ak57 automat: how about alex **** and his movie making
[20:26:00] (8) :S I got: ah
[20:26:02] ak57 automat: i know everything about you.
[20:26:04] (8) :S I got: i no u
[20:26:09] ak57 automat: you know me, do you?
[20:26:18] (8) :S I got: I DO
[20:26:20] (8) :S I got: oops
[20:26:22] ak57 automat: *********** (House number of his)
[20:26:25] ak57 automat: you know me?
[20:26:31] ak57 automat: if you're so smart to know, who am i?
[20:26:39] (8) :S I got: i can use a 20 bore shotgun
[20:26:47] ak57 automat: i can use a sniper rifle,
[20:26:54] (8) :S I got: me 2
[20:26:57] ak57 automat: i can use an ak47 automatic
[20:27:01] (8) :S I got: me 3
[20:27:09] ak57 automat: i can use a double handgun, 1 in both hands.
[20:27:15] ak57 automat: oh, you're sop funny ben. but tell me, who am
i?
[20:27:16] (8) :S I got: gd 4 u
[20:27:30] ak57 automat: not many people i target know who i am.
[20:27:47] ak57 automat: It's pretty distinguished.
[20:27:58] ak57 automat: Your number is ******, isn't it?
[20:28:11] (8) :S I got: can u see me now?
[20:28:21] ak57 automat: no, for I am in my laboratory.
[20:28:24] ak57 automat: i know you, ben.
[20:28:29] (8) :S I got: ryan?
[20:28:30] ak57 automat: i know what moves you make and when.
[20:28:40] ak57 automat: ryan? ah i remember him. ryam ******/
[20:28:47] (8) :S I got: turn around ull be suprised
[20:28:52] ak57 automat: oh will i?
[20:28:55] (8) :S I got: yep
[20:28:57] (8) :S I got: BOOM
[20:29:03] ak57 automat: me turning around shows a wardrobe, an empty
wardrobe.
[20:29:11] ak57 automat: you don't know who i am ben, but you soon
will.
[20:29:14] (8) :S I got: in ur lab sure...
[20:29:21] ak57 automat: well, more like a basement,
[20:29:32] ak57 automat: but it still has a cabinet full off different
weaponry.
[20:29:52] ak57 automat: i am a black-belted martial artist. i attend
regular gun classes, i have over 50 different guns.
[20:30:05] (8) :S I got: me 2
[20:30:05] * ak57 automatics are watching you. has changed his/her
name to You're not safe Ben, are you?
[20:30:10] You're not s: you are, are you?
[20:30:13] You're not s: why don't we meet up.
[20:30:15] You're not s: oh, no.
[20:30:21] You're not s: why dont you go somewhere, and ill watch
you.
[20:30:41] You're not s: ill be looking through my highly powered
telescopic image using an extraodinary signal device.
[20:30:45] (8) :S I got: how about u go **** ur own balls
[20:30:49] You're not s: i have control off a satellite.
[20:30:57] You're not s: Ben, i never told you what gender i am.
[20:31:05] (8) :S I got: both
[20:31:08] You're not s: both?
[20:31:13] (8) :S I got: she man
[20:31:16] You're not s: interesting, because if i was bisexual, id
hit the jackpot.
[20:31:20] You're not s: but, im straight.
[20:31:24] (8) :S I got: gdgd
[20:31:26] You're not s: now ben, tell me, would you like to meet up?
[20:31:33] (8) :S I got: it depend
[20:31:35] (8) :S I got: s
[20:31:42] You're not s: ****** (His surname) always struck to me as a weird
name. what background do you have?
[20:31:56] (8) :S I got: tell me hu u r
[20:32:03] You're not s: no, that would be cheating.
[20:32:07] You're not s: this is a guessing game
[20:32:09] (8) :S I got: lol
[20:32:11] You're not s: a game of cat and mouse.
[20:32:19] You're not s: you have to figure it out yourself, Ben.
[20:32:23] (8) :S I got: ur the **** face
[20:32:26] You're not s: or would you prefer, mr *********?
[20:32:32] (8) :S I got: mr sounds good
[20:32:40] You're not s: Now now, Ben. No need for swearing Mister.
[20:32:50] You're not s: do you play football? yes you do, with your
friends at ******.
[20:33:02] You're not s: or am i mistaking you for daniel.
[20:33:07] You're not s: i am watching you
[20:33:11] You're not s: take a look next time at school
[20:33:14] You're not s: at all the nearby houses
[20:33:15] (8) :S I got: try my ******
[20:33:20] You're not s: i could be in anyone of those.
[20:33:22] You're not s: any one.
[20:33:32] You're not s: i see your every move, but from ther position
you are in now, i cannot.
[20:33:49] You're not s: i eat microwavable meals, so i can see you.
[20:33:57] You're not s: i watch you 22/7 ben,
[20:34:01] (8) :S I got: lol
[20:34:08] * You're not safe Ben, are you? has changed his/her name to
22 hours, 7 days a week.
[20:34:11] 22 hours, 7 : but
[20:34:12] (8) :S I got: very sad
[20:34:18] 22 hours, 7 : your in look, benjamin. for i am going on a
trip.
[20:34:34] 22 hours, 7 : to america, for 2 days, to buy more guns, i
have a license. a smart human needs to have a license for
everything.
[20:34:45] 22 hours, 7 : i drive a motorbike, ive entered races and
never lost one, ive enter 24 races.
[20:34:53] (8) :S I got: gd 4 u
[20:34:54] 22 hours, 7 : come on ben, isn't it obvious who i am?
[20:35:05] 22 hours, 7 : stop laughing at me ben, and think.
[20:35:11] 22 hours, 7 : you still like yu-gi-oh?
[20:35:16] 22 hours, 7 : ive been watching you for 3 years now,
[20:35:17] (8) :S I got: lol do i balls
[20:35:23] 22 hours, 7 : you dont?
[20:35:26] (8) :S I got: noe[
[20:35:36] 22 hours, 7 : but i remember about 2 years ago, you and
your stupid buddies sitting their.
[20:35:50] 22 hours, 7 : hows about i give you a phone call right now,
we can discuss it over the phone? or is typing good
enough.
[20:36:02] (8) :S I got: i have a headset
[20:36:05] 22 hours, 7 : ou still got your old mobile, or simcard?
[20:36:15] 22 hours, 7 : 07*********
[20:36:24] (8) :S I got: nope its diffreent
[20:36:33] 22 hours, 7 : different, tell me what it is please, ben.
[20:36:40] (8) :S I got: 07722 NO
[20:36:45] 22 hours, 7 : ok, fine.
[20:36:48] 22 hours, 7 : ill tell you mine,
[20:37:02] 22 hours, 7 : so ben, how you doing?
[20:37:06] (8) :S I got: do u no sam
[20:37:08] 22 hours, 7 : am i scaring you? do you know who i am yet?
[20:37:16] 22 hours, 7 : sam, no i dont. i dont take interest in
watching normal people.
[20:37:27] (8) :S I got: yey im different
[20:37:54] 22 hours, 7 : you have done bad things ben, i see it all.
why do you pick on little ones. why do you swear alot. "fck
off" you say. doesnt help, because, hasn't anyone told you
"one day someone will fight back". well ben, today is that
dau.
[20:38:03] 22 hours, 7 : because i am fighting back, ben. yes, too
bad, i am fighting back.
[20:38:17] (8) :S I got: the only person like u is oli
[20:38:22] 22 hours, 7 : oli?
[20:38:29] 22 hours, 7 : let me think, olivor *******, that the one?
[20:38:34] (8) :S I got: yep
[20:38:41] 22 hours, 7 : ah yes, i remember that. 3 years ago, you and
him playing yu-gi-oh
[20:39:04] 22 hours, 7 : so your telling me i act LIKE A RED FACED
TALL LANCY BASTTARD? no, too bad, i am not him.
[20:39:15] 22 hours, 7 : come on ben, you're no where near
[20:39:21] 22 hours, 7 : but you soon will be.
[20:39:25] (8) :S I got: lol he quite big always has beeen
[20:39:35] 22 hours, 7 : dont laugh, it isn't the time to laugh, ben.
[20:39:45] 22 hours, 7 : tell me, what time and what bus do you get in
the morning?
[20:39:56] (8) :S I got: i dont get a bus
[20:40:04] 22 hours, 7 : but last tiem i saw you, you did.
[20:40:11] 22 hours, 7 : what do you get if not, train? a lift?
[20:40:21] (8) :S I got: well if u moniter me 22 7 u no i dont
[20:40:43] 22 hours, 7 : haha, yes, i saw you get on that bus, ben.
you get a lift aswell. and you could walk but that would be
insane.
[20:40:49] 22 hours, 7 : ****** park, why dont we meet their?
[20:40:53] (8) :S I got: bike
[20:40:58] 22 hours, 7 : i know of a window thats high up i could see
you with.
[20:41:12] (8) :S I got: hmm how bout no
[20:41:18] 22 hours, 7 : my high powered telescope.
[20:41:23] (8) :S I got: lol
[20:41:31] 22 hours, 7 : it can magnify enough to be able to see a
24ft man on the moon, yes ben.
[20:41:35] 22 hours, 7 : or it can be magnified a small bit.
[20:41:44] 22 hours, 7 : and guess what else i could have on that,
ben.
[20:41:50] (8) :S I got: wot
[20:42:13] 22 hours, 7 : a stoner sr-25
[20:42:20] (8) :S I got: nice
[20:42:27] 22 hours, 7 : thats my one, thought id send it you.
[20:42:32] 22 hours, 7 : their we go, ben.
[20:42:38] Transfer of "sr25a[1].jpg" is complete.
[20:42:45] 22 hours, 7 : i have another sniper, want to see it?
[20:42:53] (8) :S I got: y not
[20:43:07] (8) :S I got: i thought it was in a cabinet
[20:43:08] 22 hours, 7 : accuracy itnernal super magnum L115A1
[20:43:16] 22 hours, 7 : but that was taken a long time ago, ben.
[20:43:25] 22 hours, 7 : on a small stand, with a cloth over the
stand, to make it look good.
[20:43:27] (8) :S I got: very well
[20:43:42] 22 hours, 7 : the magnum can shoot 50 inches away. not the
most powerful
[20:44:11] 22 hours, 7 : i also have a sig saur SSG 3000
[20:44:15] 22 hours, 7 : brilliant rifle,
[20:44:19] (8) :S I got: gd 4 u
[20:44:25] (8) :S I got: u bore me
[20:44:30] 22 hours, 7 : i could be half a mile away from you, but if
i could see you, bam, your dead.
[20:44:35] 22 hours, 7 : no ben, don't say that.
[20:44:41] 22 hours, 7 : thats hurt my feelings.
[20:44:47] (8) :S I got: awww
[20:44:53] (8) :S I got: cry me a river
[20:44:54] 22 hours, 7 : your phone number is ***********
[20:44:59] (8) :S I got: and
[20:45:06] 22 hours, 7 : so even if you did block me, i could phone
you.
[20:45:09] 22 hours, 7 : no esape ben
[20:45:14] 22 hours, 7 : if you dont answer the phone, i can shoot
you.
[20:45:27] 22 hours, 7 : hmm, i prefer to shoot you with the magnum.
[20:45:34] 22 hours, 7 : look outside your window, what do you see?
[20:45:38] (8) :S I got: nice choice
[20:45:50] (8) :S I got: few cars a skip
[20:45:52] 22 hours, 7 : houses, garden, windows?
[20:45:58] (8) :S I got: some house
[20:46:00] (8) :S I got: s
[20:46:07] 22 hours, 7 : look at the windows, ben.
[20:46:15] 22 hours, 7 : i could be in one of those, how do you know?
[20:46:22] 22 hours, 7 : but, i wouldnt want to give myself away now,
would i?
[20:46:26] (8) :S I got: i could see u
[20:46:33] (8) :S I got: if u were
[20:46:34] 22 hours, 7 : exactly
[20:46:40] 22 hours, 7 : and the rifle that is following.
[20:46:48] 22 hours, 7 : so, all you have to do is hope you cant see
me,
[20:47:06] 22 hours, 7 : and btw, dont attend any english lessons you
have on tuesdays.
[20:47:19] 22 hours, 7 : because ill be their.
[20:47:24] 22 hours, 7 : im, not sure if its english.
[20:47:28] (8) :S I got: it ids
[20:47:33] 22 hours, 7 : i cant see much, but i could read your
writing.
[20:47:43] 22 hours, 7 : what do you find amusing ben, your xbox?
[20:47:48] (8) :S I got: 360
[20:47:55] 22 hours, 7 : you have an xbox 360?
[20:48:02] (8) :S I got: yup
[20:48:06] 22 hours, 7 : how would you like it if the next time you
saw it, it had a bullet hole in it.
[20:48:18] (8) :S I got: its right next to me
[20:48:21] 22 hours, 7 : the same way, how would you like it, ifthe
next time your mum said goodnight to you, she had a bullet
hole through her head.
[20:48:39] (8) :S I got: tough she dont live with me
[20:48:44] 22 hours, 7 : doesnt look like its next to you to me.
[20:48:57] 22 hours, 7 : so, if she doesnt live with you, who was the
women in your house a few days ago?
[20:48:59] (8) :S I got: well ur blind or a cat
[20:49:05] 22 hours, 7 : haha, no, i just cant see it.
[20:49:08] (8) :S I got: not my mum
[20:49:12] 22 hours, 7 : the angle prevents me from seeing it.
[20:49:19] 22 hours, 7 : if the women wsnt your mum, then who/>
[20:49:21] 22 hours, 7 : ?#
[20:49:23] (8) :S I got: ill point to it and lift it up 4 u
[20:49:41] 22 hours, 7 : no thanks ,we dont want that precious disc
inside scratched now, do we?
[20:49:49] 22 hours, 7 : i hope you enjoy call of duty 2
[20:49:50] (8) :S I got: no disc
[20:49:55] (8) :S I got: its ok
[20:50:04] 22 hours, 7 : because i love watching you play.
[20:50:15] (8) :S I got: through the spare roomwindow
[20:50:16] 22 hours, 7 : reminds me of when i used to shoot people.
If you want the rest, PM me ;p
Hilarious, you should try it. He knows who I am now.. And blocked me.. I was bored so did this ;p
I'll send the chatlog, but I'll censor out bits with the address etc.
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| Session Start: 25 May 2006 |
| Participants: |
| ... | sl? ?a? ?a??s'? gs??a g?? ?s? (*********) |
| ...ing kids who loved us too much :S (8) (*********) |
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[20:19:28] ??a? | ???? : ben ********* lad
[20:20:06] (8) :S I got: ite#
[20:20:12] ??a? | ???? : you know who i am
[20:20:26] (8) :S I got: no lol but go on
[20:20:34] ??a? | ???? : you went to ********* (name of school)
[20:20:40] (8) :S I got: i did
[20:20:42] ??a? | ???? : you live on *******
[20:20:46] (8) :S I got: i do
[20:20:51] ??a? | ???? : you now go to ********* (High school)
[20:20:55] (8) :S I got: i do
[20:20:58] ??a? | ???? : black hair, different coloured eyes.
[20:21:12] (8) :S I got: not quite black hair
[20:21:13] ??a? | ???? : black or brown, i do not know.
[20:21:20] ??a? | ???? : listen ben, you don't know who i am.
[20:21:28] * ·$30·#?·#?a? ·$52|·$36 ·#?·#??? ·#s·#? ·#l·#??a ·#?·#s
·#?·#?? ·#?·#?g ·#?·#?s???? ·$53|·$4 ·#s·#l? ·#?·#a?
?a??s'? gs??a g?? ?s? has changed his/her name to do you,
ben?
[20:21:41] (8) :S I got: no ur scaring me
[20:21:43] do you, ben?: so, tell me,
[20:21:47] do you, ben?: hows life going?
[20:21:51] (8) :S I got: fine
[20:22:03] do you, ben?: surely, you know how to work an ak57
automatic machine gun?
[20:22:23] (8) :S I got: yep surely
[20:22:28] do you, ben?: you do?
[20:22:31] (8) :S I got: yep
[20:22:35] do you, ben?: why, they are the finest in machine gunnery.
[20:22:47] (8) :S I got: hmm i suppose#
[20:22:52] * do you, ben? has changed his/her name to ak57 automatics
are watching you.
[20:23:06] ak57 automat: you just don't know what i am capable off,
*********.
[20:23:11] ak57 automat: i know almost everything about you,
[20:23:13] (8) :S I got: lol
[20:23:17] ak57 automat: how you love ebay
[20:23:22] (8) :S I got: i dont
[20:23:30] ak57 automat: you did.
[20:23:35] (8) :S I got: i did?
[20:23:39] ak57 automat: you have a cabinet in your hallway
[20:23:45] ak57 automat: it is full off models off different anime
[20:23:47] ak57 automat: and stuff.
[20:23:53] ak57 automat: perhaps your dad collects them, am i
correct?
[20:23:58] (8) :S I got: it was in the hallway
[20:24:10] (8) :S I got: it is in trhe dining room now tho
[20:24:15] ak57 automat: ok.
[20:24:22] ak57 automat: so ben, you'll never guess who i am.
[20:24:27] ak57 automat: you must do something for me thouh
[20:24:29] (8) :S I got: hmm
[20:24:36] ak57 automat: hang on
[20:24:46] ak57 automat: whats with your name?
[20:24:53] ak57 automat: (8) :S I got a headache from screaming kids
who loved us too much :S (8)
[20:25:02] (8) :S I got: yep
[20:25:12] ak57 automat: what does that mean?
[20:25:24] ak57 automat: is that trying to indicate that you have
infact had sex and have children who scream
[20:25:32] ak57 automat: because last time i saw you through that
window, you never.
[20:25:43] ak57 automat: So, do you still keep in touch with Steven
******? im sure hed like to play with you.
[20:25:50] ak57 automat: how about alex **** and his movie making
[20:26:00] (8) :S I got: ah
[20:26:02] ak57 automat: i know everything about you.
[20:26:04] (8) :S I got: i no u
[20:26:09] ak57 automat: you know me, do you?
[20:26:18] (8) :S I got: I DO
[20:26:20] (8) :S I got: oops
[20:26:22] ak57 automat: *********** (House number of his)
[20:26:25] ak57 automat: you know me?
[20:26:31] ak57 automat: if you're so smart to know, who am i?
[20:26:39] (8) :S I got: i can use a 20 bore shotgun
[20:26:47] ak57 automat: i can use a sniper rifle,
[20:26:54] (8) :S I got: me 2
[20:26:57] ak57 automat: i can use an ak47 automatic
[20:27:01] (8) :S I got: me 3
[20:27:09] ak57 automat: i can use a double handgun, 1 in both hands.
[20:27:15] ak57 automat: oh, you're sop funny ben. but tell me, who am
i?
[20:27:16] (8) :S I got: gd 4 u
[20:27:30] ak57 automat: not many people i target know who i am.
[20:27:47] ak57 automat: It's pretty distinguished.
[20:27:58] ak57 automat: Your number is ******, isn't it?
[20:28:11] (8) :S I got: can u see me now?
[20:28:21] ak57 automat: no, for I am in my laboratory.
[20:28:24] ak57 automat: i know you, ben.
[20:28:29] (8) :S I got: ryan?
[20:28:30] ak57 automat: i know what moves you make and when.
[20:28:40] ak57 automat: ryan? ah i remember him. ryam ******/
[20:28:47] (8) :S I got: turn around ull be suprised
[20:28:52] ak57 automat: oh will i?
[20:28:55] (8) :S I got: yep
[20:28:57] (8) :S I got: BOOM
[20:29:03] ak57 automat: me turning around shows a wardrobe, an empty
wardrobe.
[20:29:11] ak57 automat: you don't know who i am ben, but you soon
will.
[20:29:14] (8) :S I got: in ur lab sure...
[20:29:21] ak57 automat: well, more like a basement,
[20:29:32] ak57 automat: but it still has a cabinet full off different
weaponry.
[20:29:52] ak57 automat: i am a black-belted martial artist. i attend
regular gun classes, i have over 50 different guns.
[20:30:05] (8) :S I got: me 2
[20:30:05] * ak57 automatics are watching you. has changed his/her
name to You're not safe Ben, are you?
[20:30:10] You're not s: you are, are you?
[20:30:13] You're not s: why don't we meet up.
[20:30:15] You're not s: oh, no.
[20:30:21] You're not s: why dont you go somewhere, and ill watch
you.
[20:30:41] You're not s: ill be looking through my highly powered
telescopic image using an extraodinary signal device.
[20:30:45] (8) :S I got: how about u go **** ur own balls
[20:30:49] You're not s: i have control off a satellite.
[20:30:57] You're not s: Ben, i never told you what gender i am.
[20:31:05] (8) :S I got: both
[20:31:08] You're not s: both?
[20:31:13] (8) :S I got: she man
[20:31:16] You're not s: interesting, because if i was bisexual, id
hit the jackpot.
[20:31:20] You're not s: but, im straight.
[20:31:24] (8) :S I got: gdgd
[20:31:26] You're not s: now ben, tell me, would you like to meet up?
[20:31:33] (8) :S I got: it depend
[20:31:35] (8) :S I got: s
[20:31:42] You're not s: ****** (His surname) always struck to me as a weird
name. what background do you have?
[20:31:56] (8) :S I got: tell me hu u r
[20:32:03] You're not s: no, that would be cheating.
[20:32:07] You're not s: this is a guessing game
[20:32:09] (8) :S I got: lol
[20:32:11] You're not s: a game of cat and mouse.
[20:32:19] You're not s: you have to figure it out yourself, Ben.
[20:32:23] (8) :S I got: ur the **** face
[20:32:26] You're not s: or would you prefer, mr *********?
[20:32:32] (8) :S I got: mr sounds good
[20:32:40] You're not s: Now now, Ben. No need for swearing Mister.
[20:32:50] You're not s: do you play football? yes you do, with your
friends at ******.
[20:33:02] You're not s: or am i mistaking you for daniel.
[20:33:07] You're not s: i am watching you
[20:33:11] You're not s: take a look next time at school
[20:33:14] You're not s: at all the nearby houses
[20:33:15] (8) :S I got: try my ******
[20:33:20] You're not s: i could be in anyone of those.
[20:33:22] You're not s: any one.
[20:33:32] You're not s: i see your every move, but from ther position
you are in now, i cannot.
[20:33:49] You're not s: i eat microwavable meals, so i can see you.
[20:33:57] You're not s: i watch you 22/7 ben,
[20:34:01] (8) :S I got: lol
[20:34:08] * You're not safe Ben, are you? has changed his/her name to
22 hours, 7 days a week.
[20:34:11] 22 hours, 7 : but
[20:34:12] (8) :S I got: very sad
[20:34:18] 22 hours, 7 : your in look, benjamin. for i am going on a
trip.
[20:34:34] 22 hours, 7 : to america, for 2 days, to buy more guns, i
have a license. a smart human needs to have a license for
everything.
[20:34:45] 22 hours, 7 : i drive a motorbike, ive entered races and
never lost one, ive enter 24 races.
[20:34:53] (8) :S I got: gd 4 u
[20:34:54] 22 hours, 7 : come on ben, isn't it obvious who i am?
[20:35:05] 22 hours, 7 : stop laughing at me ben, and think.
[20:35:11] 22 hours, 7 : you still like yu-gi-oh?
[20:35:16] 22 hours, 7 : ive been watching you for 3 years now,
[20:35:17] (8) :S I got: lol do i balls
[20:35:23] 22 hours, 7 : you dont?
[20:35:26] (8) :S I got: noe[
[20:35:36] 22 hours, 7 : but i remember about 2 years ago, you and
your stupid buddies sitting their.
[20:35:50] 22 hours, 7 : hows about i give you a phone call right now,
we can discuss it over the phone? or is typing good
enough.
[20:36:02] (8) :S I got: i have a headset
[20:36:05] 22 hours, 7 : ou still got your old mobile, or simcard?
[20:36:15] 22 hours, 7 : 07*********
[20:36:24] (8) :S I got: nope its diffreent
[20:36:33] 22 hours, 7 : different, tell me what it is please, ben.
[20:36:40] (8) :S I got: 07722 NO
[20:36:45] 22 hours, 7 : ok, fine.
[20:36:48] 22 hours, 7 : ill tell you mine,
[20:37:02] 22 hours, 7 : so ben, how you doing?
[20:37:06] (8) :S I got: do u no sam
[20:37:08] 22 hours, 7 : am i scaring you? do you know who i am yet?
[20:37:16] 22 hours, 7 : sam, no i dont. i dont take interest in
watching normal people.
[20:37:27] (8) :S I got: yey im different
[20:37:54] 22 hours, 7 : you have done bad things ben, i see it all.
why do you pick on little ones. why do you swear alot. "fck
off" you say. doesnt help, because, hasn't anyone told you
"one day someone will fight back". well ben, today is that
dau.
[20:38:03] 22 hours, 7 : because i am fighting back, ben. yes, too
bad, i am fighting back.
[20:38:17] (8) :S I got: the only person like u is oli
[20:38:22] 22 hours, 7 : oli?
[20:38:29] 22 hours, 7 : let me think, olivor *******, that the one?
[20:38:34] (8) :S I got: yep
[20:38:41] 22 hours, 7 : ah yes, i remember that. 3 years ago, you and
him playing yu-gi-oh
[20:39:04] 22 hours, 7 : so your telling me i act LIKE A RED FACED
TALL LANCY BASTTARD? no, too bad, i am not him.
[20:39:15] 22 hours, 7 : come on ben, you're no where near
[20:39:21] 22 hours, 7 : but you soon will be.
[20:39:25] (8) :S I got: lol he quite big always has beeen
[20:39:35] 22 hours, 7 : dont laugh, it isn't the time to laugh, ben.
[20:39:45] 22 hours, 7 : tell me, what time and what bus do you get in
the morning?
[20:39:56] (8) :S I got: i dont get a bus
[20:40:04] 22 hours, 7 : but last tiem i saw you, you did.
[20:40:11] 22 hours, 7 : what do you get if not, train? a lift?
[20:40:21] (8) :S I got: well if u moniter me 22 7 u no i dont
[20:40:43] 22 hours, 7 : haha, yes, i saw you get on that bus, ben.
you get a lift aswell. and you could walk but that would be
insane.
[20:40:49] 22 hours, 7 : ****** park, why dont we meet their?
[20:40:53] (8) :S I got: bike
[20:40:58] 22 hours, 7 : i know of a window thats high up i could see
you with.
[20:41:12] (8) :S I got: hmm how bout no
[20:41:18] 22 hours, 7 : my high powered telescope.
[20:41:23] (8) :S I got: lol
[20:41:31] 22 hours, 7 : it can magnify enough to be able to see a
24ft man on the moon, yes ben.
[20:41:35] 22 hours, 7 : or it can be magnified a small bit.
[20:41:44] 22 hours, 7 : and guess what else i could have on that,
ben.
[20:41:50] (8) :S I got: wot
[20:42:13] 22 hours, 7 : a stoner sr-25
[20:42:20] (8) :S I got: nice
[20:42:27] 22 hours, 7 : thats my one, thought id send it you.
[20:42:32] 22 hours, 7 : their we go, ben.
[20:42:38] Transfer of "sr25a[1].jpg" is complete.
[20:42:45] 22 hours, 7 : i have another sniper, want to see it?
[20:42:53] (8) :S I got: y not
[20:43:07] (8) :S I got: i thought it was in a cabinet
[20:43:08] 22 hours, 7 : accuracy itnernal super magnum L115A1
[20:43:16] 22 hours, 7 : but that was taken a long time ago, ben.
[20:43:25] 22 hours, 7 : on a small stand, with a cloth over the
stand, to make it look good.
[20:43:27] (8) :S I got: very well
[20:43:42] 22 hours, 7 : the magnum can shoot 50 inches away. not the
most powerful
[20:44:11] 22 hours, 7 : i also have a sig saur SSG 3000
[20:44:15] 22 hours, 7 : brilliant rifle,
[20:44:19] (8) :S I got: gd 4 u
[20:44:25] (8) :S I got: u bore me
[20:44:30] 22 hours, 7 : i could be half a mile away from you, but if
i could see you, bam, your dead.
[20:44:35] 22 hours, 7 : no ben, don't say that.
[20:44:41] 22 hours, 7 : thats hurt my feelings.
[20:44:47] (8) :S I got: awww
[20:44:53] (8) :S I got: cry me a river
[20:44:54] 22 hours, 7 : your phone number is ***********
[20:44:59] (8) :S I got: and
[20:45:06] 22 hours, 7 : so even if you did block me, i could phone
you.
[20:45:09] 22 hours, 7 : no esape ben
[20:45:14] 22 hours, 7 : if you dont answer the phone, i can shoot
you.
[20:45:27] 22 hours, 7 : hmm, i prefer to shoot you with the magnum.
[20:45:34] 22 hours, 7 : look outside your window, what do you see?
[20:45:38] (8) :S I got: nice choice
[20:45:50] (8) :S I got: few cars a skip
[20:45:52] 22 hours, 7 : houses, garden, windows?
[20:45:58] (8) :S I got: some house
[20:46:00] (8) :S I got: s
[20:46:07] 22 hours, 7 : look at the windows, ben.
[20:46:15] 22 hours, 7 : i could be in one of those, how do you know?
[20:46:22] 22 hours, 7 : but, i wouldnt want to give myself away now,
would i?
[20:46:26] (8) :S I got: i could see u
[20:46:33] (8) :S I got: if u were
[20:46:34] 22 hours, 7 : exactly
[20:46:40] 22 hours, 7 : and the rifle that is following.
[20:46:48] 22 hours, 7 : so, all you have to do is hope you cant see
me,
[20:47:06] 22 hours, 7 : and btw, dont attend any english lessons you
have on tuesdays.
[20:47:19] 22 hours, 7 : because ill be their.
[20:47:24] 22 hours, 7 : im, not sure if its english.
[20:47:28] (8) :S I got: it ids
[20:47:33] 22 hours, 7 : i cant see much, but i could read your
writing.
[20:47:43] 22 hours, 7 : what do you find amusing ben, your xbox?
[20:47:48] (8) :S I got: 360
[20:47:55] 22 hours, 7 : you have an xbox 360?
[20:48:02] (8) :S I got: yup
[20:48:06] 22 hours, 7 : how would you like it if the next time you
saw it, it had a bullet hole in it.
[20:48:18] (8) :S I got: its right next to me
[20:48:21] 22 hours, 7 : the same way, how would you like it, ifthe
next time your mum said goodnight to you, she had a bullet
hole through her head.
[20:48:39] (8) :S I got: tough she dont live with me
[20:48:44] 22 hours, 7 : doesnt look like its next to you to me.
[20:48:57] 22 hours, 7 : so, if she doesnt live with you, who was the
women in your house a few days ago?
[20:48:59] (8) :S I got: well ur blind or a cat
[20:49:05] 22 hours, 7 : haha, no, i just cant see it.
[20:49:08] (8) :S I got: not my mum
[20:49:12] 22 hours, 7 : the angle prevents me from seeing it.
[20:49:19] 22 hours, 7 : if the women wsnt your mum, then who/>
[20:49:21] 22 hours, 7 : ?#
[20:49:23] (8) :S I got: ill point to it and lift it up 4 u
[20:49:41] 22 hours, 7 : no thanks ,we dont want that precious disc
inside scratched now, do we?
[20:49:49] 22 hours, 7 : i hope you enjoy call of duty 2
[20:49:50] (8) :S I got: no disc
[20:49:55] (8) :S I got: its ok
[20:50:04] 22 hours, 7 : because i love watching you play.
[20:50:15] (8) :S I got: through the spare roomwindow
[20:50:16] 22 hours, 7 : reminds me of when i used to shoot people.
If you want the rest, PM me ;p
Hilarious, you should try it. He knows who I am now.. And blocked me.. I was bored so did this ;p