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Revis
25-05-2006, 08:36 PM
He drinks a lot of petrol
He was born in space.
He never blinks.
He forages for wolves at night.
He sleeps upside down like a bat.
His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
His skin has the texture of dolphins.
If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts.
He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down.
He is scared of bells.
He once punched a horse to the ground.
His politics are terrifying.
He lives in a tree.
He likes DragonBoarder.
He was raised by wolves.
He appears on high-value stamps in Sweden.
His favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant.
He has no understanding of clouds.
His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.
He is confused by stairs.
He naturally faces magnetic north.
He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
His heart ticks like a watch.
All his legs are hydraulic.
He can "accumbularate".
He appears on Japanese banknotes.
There's an airport in Russia named after him.
He is wanted by the CIA.
His breath smells of magnesium.
He can catch fish with his tongue.
His tears are adhesive.
If set alight, he'd burn for a thousand days.
He is terrified of ducks.
His voice can only be heard by cats.
He has two sets of knees.
He can swim seven lengths underwater.
He has webbed buttocks.
He can melt concrete on contact.
He is more machine than man.
His heart is in upside down.
His teeth glow in the dark.
His favorite food is raw meat.
He has no age.
He urinates petrol.
He can smell corners.
He blinks like this.
He has acid for blood.
Jimmy Carter wants him dead.
He has a bionic arm.
He has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh.
He is stumped by clouds.
He has no fear.
His ears aren't exactly where you would expect them to be.
He once, "preposterously", had an affair with John Prescott.
He has a digital face.
If he felt like it, he could fire Alan Sugar.
He has named every single blade of grass surrounding the Top Gear test track.
His genitals are on upside down.
If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

Emicat.
25-05-2006, 08:38 PM
His genitals are on upside down.

Er, yeay? O.o

Wootzeh
25-05-2006, 08:38 PM
Sounds like the Chuck Norris jokes :P

ilovejordan
25-05-2006, 08:38 PM
im confused :s

nets
25-05-2006, 08:39 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/Articlestig.jpg

Mr.Sam
25-05-2006, 08:39 PM
im confused :s

Everyweek on top gear before introducing the sting they say a fact about him..
eg last sundays was;
If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

there could be a new one;
He has his own wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig

Revis
25-05-2006, 08:40 PM
The Stig is the test driver for TopGear. They always keep his identity secret and make up stupid facts about him :)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/TheStig2.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig#Facts_and_Rumours

Emicat.
25-05-2006, 08:40 PM
Hes Callie.

Kasabian
25-05-2006, 08:40 PM
LIKE OMG RIPPER!!!!111

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Top_Gear#The_Stig

Wootzeh
25-05-2006, 08:40 PM
Which Stig are we on about? 1died.

ilovejordan
25-05-2006, 08:41 PM
Ohh. Thats silly :]

Revis
25-05-2006, 08:41 PM
Which Stig are we on about? 1died.
Erm, the second one =]

Jordan3
25-05-2006, 10:30 PM
They should reveal him.

SHEEPY
25-05-2006, 10:33 PM
If SHEEPY cared, he could reveal 'Stig'.

splatttt
26-05-2006, 09:36 AM
Ohhhhhhhhh
I never watch that thats why i didnt get it Lmao :)

Flap
26-05-2006, 03:22 PM
Lool top gear xD

Rawr
26-05-2006, 03:25 PM
The legend that is. :]

Honesty
26-05-2006, 03:26 PM
ehhhh?

iAdam
26-05-2006, 04:35 PM
He is a true legend, no one could keep their identity secret for that long or the only one who could crash a koenigsegg and not be bothered but that's a different story.

Adam$
26-05-2006, 05:06 PM
Aha, great.

Neversoft
26-05-2006, 05:17 PM
He never blinks.
He blinks like this.

Uhhh? Oookay.

emo...
26-05-2006, 05:30 PM
:o! There are so many things i didn't know in this world.

louder
26-05-2006, 08:58 PM
Lol, I like "he once punched a horse to the ground"

Wootzeh
28-05-2006, 07:46 PM
He's banned from the Chelsea flower show.
What was the other one?

Adam$
28-05-2006, 07:51 PM
He's banned from the Chelsea flower show.
What was the other one?
His ears are lined with paisley. :p

Ryan+Joe
29-05-2006, 09:43 AM
the stig owns.

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