louder
28-05-2006, 05:21 PM
Once upon a time there was a boy called Lunk,
He enjoyed smoothies, so one day he said to himself "I think i'll go in town and buy a smoothie, and i'll call for Sian on the way there."
So, as he planned, he called for Sian on the way into town. On their way into town they see a 35ft high dog. Lunk stops and asks the dog why he was so big, the dog replied "Woof."
They carry on with there journey, on their way they have to cross a train bridge, they get half way across the bridge and there is a homeless man singing about getting stoned, so Lunk and Sian both drop 10p in his hat.
When they finally get into the town center, Sian decides to buy a bikini (I'm not too sure why.) and Lunk goes to buy a Subway sandwich, which he enjoyed thoroughly.
They finally get to the smoothie stand and it's closed, Lunk starts freaking out and starts to throw bricks at people. He then sprinted to the owners house and stabbed him until he died.
Lunk is now in mental care (with free smoothies)
The End.
This short story was based on true events (and some bull****.)
He enjoyed smoothies, so one day he said to himself "I think i'll go in town and buy a smoothie, and i'll call for Sian on the way there."
So, as he planned, he called for Sian on the way into town. On their way into town they see a 35ft high dog. Lunk stops and asks the dog why he was so big, the dog replied "Woof."
They carry on with there journey, on their way they have to cross a train bridge, they get half way across the bridge and there is a homeless man singing about getting stoned, so Lunk and Sian both drop 10p in his hat.
When they finally get into the town center, Sian decides to buy a bikini (I'm not too sure why.) and Lunk goes to buy a Subway sandwich, which he enjoyed thoroughly.
They finally get to the smoothie stand and it's closed, Lunk starts freaking out and starts to throw bricks at people. He then sprinted to the owners house and stabbed him until he died.
Lunk is now in mental care (with free smoothies)
The End.
This short story was based on true events (and some bull****.)