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MBond
02-06-2006, 09:29 PM
Did you know that us welsh have our own launage, yes? Well, did you know we have to Launages!! Oh yes, it's called, (Drum Roll)

WENGLISH

Okay if you ever go to Wales or nose on welsh people (peeping through the curtains, you perv!)
And want to know what the bleeding hell their saying tham here is a guide to Wenglish words!!!!

Bosh- Sink
Dwt- Small
Mun- Dosen't mean anything! More like a sentance inhancer E.G. GET LOST, MUN!
Gwlie- Gutter/Ditch
Chwtch- Hug
Barred- Ill
Hanggins- Curtains
Ach-a-fi- Horrible/ Dirty
Is Ages- Long time
Anch- Taste
ew- You
Babi Loshin- Lazy Baby
Bell In Every Tooth- Loud
Bellyful- Enough
Clecs- Lying
Pug- Dirty smelly person

Thats all I can think of off the top of my head. So good luck learning you new second launage!

Wootzeh
02-06-2006, 09:34 PM
Did you know that us welsh have our own launage, yes? Well, did you know we have to Launages!! Oh yes, it's called, (Drum Roll)

WENGLISH

Okay if you ever go to Wales or nose on welsh people (peeping through the curtains, you perv!)
And want to know what the bleeding hell their saying tham here is a guide to Wenglish words!!!!

Bosh- Sink
Dwt- Small
Mun- Dosen't mean anything! More like a sentance inhancer E.G. GET LOST, MUN!
Gwlie- Gutter/Ditch
Chwtch- Hug
Barred- Ill
Hanggins- Curtains
Ach-a-fi- Horrible/ Dirty
Is Ages- Long time
Anch- Taste
ew- You
Babi Loshin- Lazy Baby
Bell In Every Tooth- Loud
Bellyful- Enough
Clecs- Lying
Pug- Dirty smelly person

Thats all I can think of off the top of my head. So good luck learning you new second launage!
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Hulse
02-06-2006, 09:37 PM
Wales is a hell hole hate it. Well from what i have seen when i drove down there..

Although i would find it funny if someone called me a Pug.

MBond
02-06-2006, 10:11 PM
Oy! T%hat em country you are talking about

Hulse
02-06-2006, 10:23 PM
That is what country? It is a hell hole im sorry i just dont like it Barrdiff is the worst what a dossers place that is.

louder
02-06-2006, 10:26 PM
Omg, you guys are such pugs..

MBond
03-06-2006, 08:03 AM
I don't live in Cardiff, I live in Merthyr in the valleys, and try saying Merthyr is a hell hole in Gurnos Estate, lol.

Herman
03-06-2006, 09:51 AM
Haha wow, interesting. We Singaporeans have our own language too. (:
Singlish.

Kasabian
03-06-2006, 11:58 AM
Sheepshaggers.

Isoelectric
03-06-2006, 12:21 PM
Nd Northern Irish also have their own language:

Northern Ilish xD

Pawf
03-06-2006, 12:58 PM
England also has it's own one! English! Now that I've killed the joke can you stop dissing Wales and thank this guy for making lovely list of words that we need to know :)

MBond
03-06-2006, 06:39 PM
Sheepshaggers.

English ****

Kasabian
03-06-2006, 06:45 PM
Haha, Funny that. I'm not english, Just live here.

And it was a joke.

JackHb
03-06-2006, 06:49 PM
Did you know that us welsh have our own launage, yes? Well, did you know we have to Launages!! Oh yes, it's called, (Drum Roll)

WENGLISH

Okay if you ever go to Wales or nose on welsh people (peeping through the curtains, you perv!)
And want to know what the bleeding hell their saying tham here is a guide to Wenglish words!!!!

Bosh- Sink
Dwt- Small
Mun- Dosen't mean anything! More like a sentance inhancer E.G. GET LOST, MUN!
Gwlie- Gutter/Ditch
Chwtch- Hug
Barred- Ill
Hanggins- Curtains
Ach-a-fi- Horrible/ Dirty
Is Ages- Long time
Anch- Taste
ew- You
Babi Loshin- Lazy Baby
Bell In Every Tooth- Loud
Bellyful- Enough
Clecs- Lying
Pug- Dirty smelly person

Thats all I can think of off the top of my head. So good luck learning you new second launage!

I live in Wales, and i think i only know about 1 person who actually speaks Welsh. It is such a pointless language which people should try and stop using. People from the valleys are enough to drive you crazy "Hello butt, hows you butt" :@:@


Sheepshaggers.

How many people from Wales do you know that have shagged sheep? Let me guess....none...so don't make stupid comments, i do not like Wales well the UK in general probs cause of the weather..also it has nothing to do but, i hate idiots who come out with stupid things like that. There is probably more chance of you commiting incest than us shagging a sheep

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