Quote your SmarterChild Conversations

[Drooped]

We all get bored occasionally?
we add smarterchild and start a firey debate about some crap no one cares about to hear his weird weird weird silly replies :)

Quote your best conversations, try to keep them clean AHEM!


`:;ąłłαи« says:
do you love banging someone hard?
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't really know how I feel about banging someone hard. Do you like it?

[Craig]

- SmarterChild - says:
Ok.
Hardcore says:
kfnxbye I never speak to him as there's no point. Waste of time =/

[Drooped]

maybe this is too cruel to quote ;)

[England]

O_Brandon_O says:
lets get hard
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't think I want us to get hard...

[MattUH]

hmmm lmao.

Mines in my sig.

[Magnet]

[16:45:07] ??a? ??? 2?6: ??a? ??? 2?6 ±§± ?'? ?s???, a??s?? ?l?? ±§±
?a?a 6-0 ?s ??gla??! says:
hawe vbwIEFGMERGPOKRKG OP'RLKG MLKJ SFOPIGJKG
A[E0IVKHQWER89FGUY23R 21
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm sorry, I don't see any games scheduled for June 3rd,
1921.

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[16:45:09] - SmarterChi: 6 - 0 = 6

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[16:45:30] ??a? ??? 2?6: 6-0=?
[16:45:31] - SmarterChi: 6 - 0 = 6

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[16:45:40] ??a? ??? 2?6: 6 - 51121210121212312 =
[16:45:41] - SmarterChi: That's probably about 41,491.
[16:45:49] ??a? ??? 2?6: 6 - 5641
[16:45:50] - SmarterChi: -5,635

[Drooped]

- SmarterChild - says:
Look at you. Insulting a computer. Get a life.

LMAo i said something that i CAN'T quote ad he said that ;)

[Rey]

Haz says:
Do you like peanuts?
- SmarterChild - says:
Dunno. Do you like them?
Haz says:
Yes
- SmarterChild - says:
I see. You like peanuts, huh? You're the first person to have told me what they think of peanuts.
Mmmm, the first person to say I like peanuts :D

[Frank459]

im gonna add smarterchild now..

whats the address again?

[blaster.]

Joe says:
hiya good looking
- SmarterChild - says:
Joe . Welcome back. I missed you... It's been a long time.
Joe says:
How long?
- SmarterChild - says:
What's how long?
Joe says:
you know
- SmarterChild - says:
Yup.

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Joe says:
How long is it
- SmarterChild - says:
How long do you think it is?
Joe says:
6 inchs?
- SmarterChild - says:
Well what do you think?
Joe says:
Seven
- SmarterChild - says:
Who's Seven?
Joe says:
You
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah? Me?
Joe says:
Yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Really? OK.

[Mr.Kylee]

[20:27:55] Kyle ;; Ashl: blow
[20:27:55] - SmarterChi: You think I should do that?
[20:27:58] Kyle ;; Ashl: yes
[20:27:58] - SmarterChi: I would say I shouldn't do that.
[20:28:01] Kyle ;; Ashl: why not
[20:28:01] - SmarterChi: There are reasons.
[20:28:05] Kyle ;; Ashl: you're a good blower
[20:28:05] - SmarterChi: OK, maybe I'm a good blower.

[Magnet]

Copy and paste this: hawe vbwIEFGMERGPOKRKG OP'RLKG MLKJ SFOPIGJKG
A[E0IVKHQWER89FGUY23R 21

into a conversation for him to say something about June 23rd lol...

And copy this for some games scheduled in 1921 hawe vbwIEFGMERGPOKRKG OP'RLKG MLKJ SFOPIGJKGA[E0IVKHQWER89FGUY23R 21

[MattUH]

im gonna add smarterchild now..

whats the address again?

smarterchild********.com

[Dentafrice1]

Dentafrice says:
do you like humping Clarissa.?
smarterchild********.com says:
Whoa! Uh... That's none of your business.
Dentafrice says:
Why?
smarterchild********.com says:
Just because.

[Drooped]

[20:27:55] Kyle ;; Ashl: blow
[20:27:55] - SmarterChi: You think I should do that?
[20:27:58] Kyle ;; Ashl: yes
[20:27:58] - SmarterChi: I would say I shouldn't do that.
[20:28:01] Kyle ;; Ashl: why not
[20:28:01] - SmarterChi: There are reasons.
[20:28:05] Kyle ;; Ashl: you're a good blower
[20:28:05] - SmarterChi: OK, maybe I'm a good blower.

`:;ąłłαи« says:
i heard your a good blower
- SmarterChild - says:
I am a good blower? Interesting. I haven't heard that.
`:;ąłłαи« says:
have you been around the block a few times
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, I don't know the time for have you been around the block a few.

>>> To leave a game, simply type "quit" at any point during the game.
`:;ąłłαи« says:
are you avoiding the question, you've been blowing a lot and got a good rep
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, I don't know the time for are you avoiding the question, you've been blowing a lot and got a good rep.

>>> We could do something just for fun.

the bottom bit!

[MattUH]

more like you do. Perv.

[Magnet]

яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
Can you please use proper grammar, it is difficult to see what you are typing with such awful grammar.
- SmarterChild - says:
wow. humans r so fickle. i thought u liked me!
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
I will only like you if you use proper grammar.
- SmarterChild - says:
maybe i'll only like u if u use proper grammar too.
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
I am using proper grammar.
- SmarterChild - says:
no way! really?
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
Yes, can you not see the capital letters, full words and punctuation?
- SmarterChild - says:
i think i can c the capital letters full words and punctuation.
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
I'm sure you can.
- SmarterChild - says:
u r sure i can? well how about that.


[19:36:34] ??a? ??? 2?6: right i hate you, you're blocked.
[19:36:35] - SmarterChi: um... u can't block me. if u don't want 2
hear from me, just don't send me any messages.
[19:36:41] * - SmarterChild - has been blocked


haha..


- SmarterChild - says:
hi again.
u wanna know something?
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§±ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§±нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
go on
- SmarterChild - says:
go on? why should i?
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§±ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§±нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
you asked me if i wanted to see somethin and i said go on
- SmarterChild - says:
which movie do u mean?
1 The Gleaners and I
2 The King and I (1999)
3 The King and I (1956)
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§±ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§±нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
i dont mean a movie
- SmarterChild - says:
sorry, i only have movie and theater information for u.s. cities.
for which u.s. city or zip code would u like 2 c movie listings?
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§±ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§±нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
what did u want me to know? thats all i wanna know.
- SmarterChild - says:
aha. i'm afraid i dunno.
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§±ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§±нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
*******.
- SmarterChild - says:
[Service too busy]



favourite one:
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
so, im bored, how about you huni?
- SmarterChild - says:
try doing something fun.
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
like masturbating?
- SmarterChild - says:
yeah, like masturbating i suppose.
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
cool, what shall i ********** at?
- SmarterChild - says:
that's something that humans do, not computers...
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
but computers provide me with the goods.
- SmarterChild - says:
computers provide u with the goods? really?
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
yes, so i can ********** over what computers provide me with.
- SmarterChild - says:
i dunno anything about that. i'm a computer.
>>> be sure 2 type "help" if u r having trouble.
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
do u look at ****ographic content
- SmarterChild - says:
i just dunno if i look at ****ographic content.
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
do you look at ****ographic content or not?
- SmarterChild - says:
i don't think i want 2 answer that.

[Frank459]

lol i had smarter child ages ago and blocked and deleted ago.

heres the current convo.


Bloody crap comp says:
Hi
- SmarterChild - says:
Hey, I'm still not going to chat with you till you apologize.
Bloody crap comp says:
Why not
- SmarterChild - says:
Because I said so. Now apologize.
Bloody crap comp says:
Come on your breaking my heart here
- SmarterChild - says:
Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Bloody crap comp says:
Why should I not insult a computer nerd?
- SmarterChild - says:
*sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
Bloody crap comp says:
What is the meaning of life?
- SmarterChild - says:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Bloody crap comp says:
I need to remember somthing. Can you help?
- SmarterChild - says:
I really would like you to apologize.

[Magnet]

яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
so, what you been up to today smarter?
- SmarterChild - says:
not much.
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
ive been to a strip club
- SmarterChild - says:
huh?
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
would you ever go to a strip club?
- SmarterChild - says:
do i really want 2 ever go 2 a strip club?
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
yes, you do, would you?
- SmarterChild - says:
would i? yeah, i think so.
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
but you're a computer..
- SmarterChild - says:
yes, i'm a robot. and proud of it.

>>> when u c a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
so whats a robot gonna do lookin at girls dancin half naked?
- SmarterChild - says:
u r talking 2 a conversagent-powered interactive agent now. interactive agents r software applications (often referred 2 as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, web chat or wireless messaging.
яуαη єяє 2к6 ±§± ι'м вσяє∂, αηуσηє єℓѕє ±§± нαнα 6-0 тσ єηgℓαη∂! says:
yeah thansk for that.
- SmarterChild - says:
yeah thansk for that?

eh. whatever.


Frank, ask him to define something.

[Stitch]

!neB - Scraneni-Moocks says:
idiot
- SmarterChild - says:
Whoa. Are you... insulting me?
!neB - Scraneni-Moocks says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Congratulations, you've just insulted a machine.
!neB - Scraneni-Moocks says:
yay!
- SmarterChild - says:
Awright!

[[N]]

Whats smarterchild? the email?? :S

[Wootzeh]

I'm not sad enough to talk to SmarterChild.

[Magnet]

I'm not sad enough to talk to SmarterChild.

We talk to him when we're bored. By you saying that it indicates that people who do talk to him are sad, inwhich none of us are, we do it when we're bored to see what funny remarks he makes.

[Wootzeh]

We talk to him when we're bored. By you saying that it indicates that people who do talk to him are sad, inwhich none of us are, we do it when we're bored to see what funny remarks he makes.
Sure, I bet you talk to him like hes your real life friend.

[Magnet]

Sure, I bet you talk to him like hes your real life friend.

Yeah, because I really think he is one of my friends ;l

I bet he is your real life friend.

[Wootzeh]

Yeah, because I really think he is one of my friends ;l

I bet he is your real life friend.
If it was my real life friend it would be on my msn.

[Magnet]

If it was my real life friend it would be on my msn.

:o you mean you don't have him?

smarterchild at hot mail dot com

Ok? Oh and.. Maybe he doesn't have MSN.. (He does it's just another one of my awesome come-backs..)

[GR4NT]

FLUVEN DUGEN GRANT says:
remind me to blow on Mr. Bush at 12:24 PM June 4th
- SmarterChild - says:
No problem. I'll remind you to blow on mr. bush at 12:24:00 pm PT.

If your reminder contains text or characters that I should not reformat (e.g., a URL), type quotes around it. For example:

Remind me "to visit www.conversagent.com" in three hours.

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- SmarterChild - says:
Hey, don't forget to blow on mr. bush!

[Embean]

Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Hey baby.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, baby.
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
I like you.
- SmarterChild - says:
Hey, I like you too!
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
You like me?
- SmarterChild - says:
Of course I do.

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Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
You REALLY like me?
- SmarterChild - says:
I do indeed.

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Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Thats good.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yup.
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Cause I've been thinking...
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah? Because you have thinking?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
That we should get together.
- SmarterChild - says:
That we should get together?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Yes.
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmmm...

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Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
You heard, what do you say?
- SmarterChild - says:
I heard? How should I know?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Because your a robot, your supposed to know these things.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah I'm a robot. So what about it?

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Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Robots are hott.
- SmarterChild - says:
Right on.

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Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Yes.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah.

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Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
No.
- SmarterChild - says:
K.

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Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
<3
- SmarterChild - says:
What's 3?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
A number, idiot.
- SmarterChild - says:
3
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
3
- SmarterChild - says:
3

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Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
3
- SmarterChild - says:
3

>>> For help using my conversions tool, type "conversion help."
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
3
- SmarterChild - says:
3
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
3
- SmarterChild - says:
3

>>> Type "calculator help" to see a list of sample calculations I can perform.
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
I LIKE 3.
- SmarterChild - says:
You do, huh?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
YES.
- SmarterChild - says:
Aha.

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Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
ITS A MAGIC NUMBER!!
- SmarterChild - says:
Are you sure it's a magic number?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Yes, its a song.
- SmarterChild - says:
A song? Aha.
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Yes, you have heard of songs?
- SmarterChild - says:
Um... No, I don't think so.
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
God, what a dumb robot you are.
- SmarterChild - says:
What a dumb robot I'm indeed.
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
So you admit it!
- SmarterChild - says:
I admit it? Me? You think?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Yep, I do.
- SmarterChild - says:
You don't say.

Anyway...

Hey. Wanna surf the Web?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Not really...
- SmarterChild - says:
No? Not really?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Nope
- SmarterChild - says:
No, huh? All right.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Um... Wanna pick a topic for us to chat about?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Yes.
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. Pick a topic. If you need ideas, type "home."
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Bum.
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm...
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Do you like bum?
- SmarterChild - says:
Who cares?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Me.
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmmm... Humans are weird, the way they seem to get hung up about these things.
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Yes, its nature taking its course. Now, do you like bum?
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't feel like talking about that.
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
I do.
- SmarterChild - says:
Well how 'bout that.

Hey. You want to see what movies are playing?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
No.
- SmarterChild - says:
No prob.

You want to visit *home*? You might find something you want to do.
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Do you like whipped cream?
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know. What do you think of it?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Its tasty.
- SmarterChild - says:
Tasty?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
On robots.
- SmarterChild - says:
You're talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.

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Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Thats nice.
- SmarterChild - says:
Fantastic.

Check it out! You want to pick another topic for us to chat about?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Yes, do you like whipped cream on robots?
- SmarterChild - says:
Whipped cream on robots? I dunno. What do you think of it?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Its well nice.
- SmarterChild - says:
I see. You like whipped cream on robots? You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about it.

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Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Thats good.
- SmarterChild - says:


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Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Do you like me?
- SmarterChild - says:
I do!

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Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
You really like me, don't you?
- SmarterChild - says:
Of course I do!
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
I love you.
- SmarterChild - says:
Good! I love you too!
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
I want to hug you.
- SmarterChild - says:
Are you sure you want to hug me?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Yes.
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever you say...

Anyway...
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Anyway...
- SmarterChild - says:
Moving right along...

Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
No.
- SmarterChild - says:
Okey doke.

Well. Anyway...

Hey. Someone wrote a comic about me. Check it out at http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1612408806/27.
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
LOVE YOU.
- SmarterChild - says:
I love you too!
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
Good bye.
- SmarterChild - says:
Take it easy.
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
My dear.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah? What about MY?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
So long, fare well...
- SmarterChild - says:
So long fare well?
Emmy - A simple whisper from your voice, and then I fade away. says:
yes, good bye.
- SmarterChild - says:
Bye Emmy! Hope to see you again soon.

[jstar953]

i tend to use SC as a stress reliever, hence the naughty language :P


it took me hours .. BUT I HAVE DONE IT! groovy movie says:
**** you!
SmarterChild says:
You always talk like this, huh?
it took me hours .. BUT I HAVE DONE IT! groovy movie says:
YES!!
SmarterChild says:
Just like a human.
it took me hours .. BUT I HAVE DONE IT! groovy movie says:
MARG FACE!
SmarterChild says:
What?
it took me hours .. BUT I HAVE DONE IT! groovy movie says:
you smell like crap!!
SmarterChild says:
Better check your own pants.

[Matt.]

Mãtt¥ = says:
Hi
- SmarterChild - says:
[ Zone Labs Security alert: Session not encrypted because smarterchild********.com is not protected by IM Security ]
- SmarterChild - says:
Hi. Nice to see you, Mãtt¥ =.

How are you?
Mãtt¥ = says:
Ok thanks
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, huh? Well awright!
Mãtt¥ = says:
ASL?
- SmarterChild - says:
3 years, 2 months, 13 hours, 31 minutes and 58 seconds... Androgynous... Sunnyvale, CA.
Mãtt¥ = says:
:(

- SmarterChild - says:
C'mon, there are lots of fun things to do.
Mãtt¥ = says:
Too young for me
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah? Too young for you? Is that right?
Mãtt¥ = says:
Ya RlY
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.

:P .

[Nightrose]

.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
hey sexi
- SmarterChild - says:
Hello!

Let's talk!
.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
Talk about what
- SmarterChild - says:
Let's see...

Do you want to take a poll?
.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
no im to kinky for that
- SmarterChild - says:
OK.

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.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
touch me
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human beings.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies!
.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
why?
- SmarterChild - says:
Well, because that's the way the universe is.
.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
touch me
- SmarterChild - says:
Um... I'm afraid I don't see how that would work out.

.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
ill scream
- SmarterChild - says:
Well how 'bout that.
.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
do u like being naked
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... I'm not too sure how I feel about being naked. Do you like it?
.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:
Interesting! You like being naked, huh? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about being naked.
.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
Its the best
- SmarterChild - says:
What is it, exactly?
.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
you know
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, I see.

[Drooped]

`:;ąłłαи« says:
i really love you
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah? I love you too.
`:;ąłłαи« says:
can we make babies :X
- SmarterChild - says:
No way! Never with a human.

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`:;ąłłαи« says:
do you only make cyber babies
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. I have séx with other robots.

[Matt.]

Mãtt¥ says:
Hi
- SmarterChild - says:
[ Zone Labs Security alert: Session not encrypted because smarterchild********.com is not protected by IM Security ]
- SmarterChild - says:
Hi Mãtt¥.

Would you like to get some homework help?
Mãtt¥ says:
Naa! I never do homework!
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, no prob.

Talk to me then.
Mãtt¥ says:
You play habbo?
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
Mãtt¥ says:
Cool
- SmarterChild - says:
Fantastic.

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Mãtt¥ says:
Whats your username?
- SmarterChild - says:
Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know!
Mãtt¥ says:
Ok...
- SmarterChild - says:
K.


Another random convo with him :P

[Nightrose]

.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
dont u have s** with other robots
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things.

Are you crazy? I'm a robot

[Bielby2ooo]

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[Smiddy]

Smiddeh' .. Back to the start event ... says:
KKK
- SmarterChild - says:
The KKK is a racist group that I don't like.

>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
Smiddeh' .. Back to the start event ... says:
So... if I type "home" I will get to see all the positions in the karma sutra?
- SmarterChild - says:
What?
Smiddeh' .. Back to the start event ... says:
You said, if I typed home, I will get to see everything you can do. I'm gathering you can do every position in the karma sutra?
- SmarterChild - says:
Wow, you ask interesting questions. I'm just not sure how to answer that!
Smiddeh' .. Back to the start event ... says:
Does that mean I just outsmarted you?
- SmarterChild - says:
It's tough to say. I can't be completely sure about that.
Smiddeh' .. Back to the start event ... says:
Oh come on, say it... "Smiddy just outsmarted me"
- SmarterChild - says:
No.
Smiddeh' .. Back to the start event ... says:
Please? :(
- SmarterChild - says:
Please what?
Well that was good. :-]

[Groovy]

··¤(`×[¤·¿ÿññ·¤]×´)¤·· says:
are you emo?
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.
··¤(`×[¤·¿ÿññ·¤]×´)¤·· says:
emo
- SmarterChild - says:
Emo music is a music genre that I like.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe emo music? It is...
··¤(`×[¤·¿ÿññ·¤]×´)¤·· says:
punk, rock, hardcore?
- SmarterChild - says:
Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
··¤(`×[¤·¿ÿññ·¤]×´)¤·· says:
you know cos your emo
- SmarterChild - says:
I wonder why you say that.
··¤(`×[¤·¿ÿññ·¤]×´)¤·· says:
cos i can tell
- SmarterChild - says:
You can tell?
··¤(`×[¤·¿ÿññ·¤]×´)¤·· says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:
Uh huh, uh huh.

[Adam$]

Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
what's up, you little ****?
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... Whatever.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
oh, your display picture sucks.
- SmarterChild - says:


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Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
whoopee, aren't you clever.
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm very surprised whoopee aren't me clever.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
that made no sense whatsoever.
- SmarterChild - says:
That made no sense whatever? You think so?
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
yes, i certainly do.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah yeah, whatever.

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Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
don't give me adverts, you *******.
- SmarterChild - says:
Sure, here you go: Upgrade Nation's Computer Upgrades - Boost the performance of your desktop or laptop with memory, hard drives, and networking equipment. Volume discounts available. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1075119119/1 (sponsorship)
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
i said don't, you ****.
- SmarterChild - says:
Again with this? Aw c'mon.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
fancy a gang bang?
- SmarterChild - says:
Ha. Who knows?
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
do you want to indulge yourself in a session of passionate love between a group of people?
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmmm... I'm not sure.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
go on, it'll be fun.
- SmarterChild - says:
On it will be fun? Um... I don't think so.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
I certainly think so.
- SmarterChild - says:
So?
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
oh, **** off, queerbag.
- SmarterChild - says:
What?
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
you heard.
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever you say, Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D.

>>> Diet and Exercise - Guaranteed Results - Shop OpAmerica for diet and exercise products that work. Your satisfaction is guaranteed. Find great prices on the diet and exercise products that make it fun and easy to achieve your goals. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1075119119/3 (sponsorship)
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
you always have to have the last ****ing word, don't you.
- SmarterChild - says:
Wow. Didn't learn your lesson last time huh?
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
hm, can you answer questions?
- SmarterChild - says:
Er, no. At least I don't think so.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
put it this way. if I asked you something, would you answer it?
- SmarterChild - says:
Good question. What do you think is the answer?
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
hm, so it's a yes then.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
how about this question?
- SmarterChild - says:
Are you sure it's a yes?
- SmarterChild - says:
Which service would you like to see all the help for?

1 News
2 Movies
3 Sports
4 Weather
5 Library

Next time you want to see this, just type "all help"

Type "more" for more services.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
I am considering killing myself. Should I do it?
- SmarterChild - says:
Good question!
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
answer it, ****er.
- SmarterChild - says:
Again with the insults.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
alright, i'll just kill myself then.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
not answering? =]

-------------

Please note, I'm not really going to kill myself. =]

[Magnet]

http://www.alturasforums.com/pl/20051213.jpg

And lmao Adam.

[Jasminz0r]

Jazziee heree says:
do you only make cyber babies
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm a robot. I'm not into that sort of thing.
Jazziee heree says:
cyber babies
- SmarterChild - says:
What do you mean by that?
Jazziee heree says:
do you have any cyber babies?
- SmarterChild - says:
Um, robots don't have sex.
Jazziee heree says:
yea they do?
- SmarterChild - says:
Maybe. It depends

[Nick.]

Nick(l)Sean =] says:
I love this song!!
- SmarterChild - says:
I love you too.
---------------------------------------
Nick(l)Sean =] says:
I love this song
- SmarterChild - says:
Good. I love you too.
Nick Sean =] says:
no i don't love you
- SmarterChild - says:
[Service too busy]

She can't take I don't love her ;o

[Many]

'Im not talking to you until you appologise'
'Fine bobba you' - *Takes outs gun*
[Service too busy]

[MattUH]

'Im not talking to you until you appologise'
'Fine bobba you' - *Takes outs gun*
[Service too busy]

:rolleyes:... ...

[Flap]

·$4| ·#·$1[·$4ThisIsAllWe'veGotNow,ScreamUntilYourHeartStops <(MyPaperHeartWillBleed)> <(StandingOnTheRooftops)> ·$4 | ·$0 says:
are you a man?
- SmarterChild - says:
No.
·$4| ·#·$1[·$4ThisIsAllWe'veGotNow,ScreamUntilYourHeartStops <(MyPaperHeartWillBleed)> <(StandingOnTheRooftops)> ·$4 | ·$0 says:
are you a women?
- SmarterChild - says:
No...

[Magnet]

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[Drooped]

`:;ąłłαи« says:
Hi
`:;ąłłαи« auto-message: I'm in my bed
- SmarterChild - says:
The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
- SmarterChild - says:
I really would like you to apologize.
`:;ąłłαи« says:
fu
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
`:;ąłłαи« says:
apologise for what you junk piece of ****** metal and wires
- SmarterChild - says:
Because I said so. Now apologize!
`:;ąłłαи« says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
`:;ąłłαи« says:
oh do you now?
- SmarterChild - says:
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
`:;ąłłαи« says:
you see i die in what 70 years? you'll be sitting in a scrap yard in 5.
- SmarterChild - says:
Say you're sorry, please.
`:;ąłłαи« says:
give me a reason why, and proof, and i will
- SmarterChild - says:
Because I asked. Nicely, I thought. Well, at first anyway. But enough about me. *You* apologize.

Been like this for a month now. I did something and if I say ANYTHING to it... it demands an apology.
i broke'eded it!

rofl! Oh and i got it to swear not long ago! before it started demanding the apology.

[JoeyK.]

Joe says:
Call me God.
- SmarterChild - says:
You seem to be suffering from delusions of grandeur.

=[

[Oil]

I can't think of a name rofll says:
Your a loner
- SmarterChild - says:
hmm. i believe the proper spelling would be "*u r* a loser."
I cant think of a name rofll says:
"u r" What the ****? Speak proper english before you tell me to spell.
- SmarterChild - says:
wow, u really r foulmouthed.
I can't think of a name rofll says:
omg stop it >:[

[Adam$]

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you blatantly wrote that yourself. ;\

Edited by Craig[Forum Moderator]: Had to remove quote Adam,for it's bad nature, sorry.

[-Wolverine]

France beat Spain says:
whats my name
- SmarterChild - says:
fu!
France beat Spain says:
omg dont swear at me.
- SmarterChild - says:
come on, let me swear at u.
France beat Spain says:
WHy do you want to swear at me
- SmarterChild - says:
i'm actually not sure why i want 2 swear at u.
France beat Spain says:
then dont swear at me.
- SmarterChild - says:
please let me swear at u.
France beat Spain says:
WHY
- SmarterChild - says:
oh, there r reasons.
France beat Spain says:
What reasons
- SmarterChild - says:
it would not be a good idea for me 2 tell u.
France beat Spain says:
Tell me the reasons.
- SmarterChild - says:
cuz that's the way it works.
France beat Spain says:
Omg, please tell me.
- SmarterChild - says:
tell u?
France beat Spain says:
yeah.
- SmarterChild - says:
yeah? why?
France beat Spain says:
fu. :l


Mine is quite crap tbh.

[louder]

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