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OllieRocks
25-01-2005, 06:43 PM
Give us some of 'ya un-funny, terrible, tastless, and just plain on lame jokes.

OK Heres One,

Q) What type of doughnuts does Bob Marley like?
A) With Jammin!

(Peter Kay Fan - w00t w00t!)

Any more guys? :eusa_snoo

Ollie

Concentric - Moderator
Please take a look around before posting, this is not really suited to the discussion section.

Kardan
25-01-2005, 06:45 PM
Why does Cinderella's football team ALWAYS LOSE?

To see the answer highlight the text under this sentence.
Because her coach was a pumpkin!

OllieRocks
25-01-2005, 06:50 PM
Nice, Nice. Wrong, but nice.

Also, sorry mod - whatever your name is. :eusa_booh

SSC7
25-01-2005, 11:21 PM
What did the chicken say about my jokes :D
(highlight below)
They're EGGcellent

Janumz
26-01-2005, 02:41 PM
What did the chicken cross the road?
(Highlight below)
To get to the other side

Lmao, This is such an old joke, Yet its soo funny - Because its not funny!
Does that make sense? :eusa_doh:
Bwahahahaha >=D

Mined
26-01-2005, 03:12 PM
Some funny jokes, although they are pretty bad
Try this,
Why couldn't the skeleton go the the prom


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He had no BODY to go with :P

Jacko2kn3
26-01-2005, 05:22 PM
That is an ooooooooollllllllllllddddddddddddd one!

Here are a few:

I was reading this book, the History of Glue. I couldn't put it down! :lol:

More later, definatly, I'm like THE expert on bad jokes :D

Xaction
01-02-2005, 04:58 PM
Sandwich Walks Into A Bar, Can I Hear Your Specials?

Bar Keeper: Sorry We Dont Serve Food


Lame :D


Man Hands Out Chocolate Squares

Woman: Thank You, These Are Great Brownies

Man: They Aint Brownies Their Chocolate Laxotives

:p

If You Didnt Get It Laxotives Make You Need The Toilet All Night :p

Azela
01-02-2005, 05:04 PM
Why couldn't the car play football?
( Highlight below )
Because he only had one boot!

E
02-02-2005, 02:22 AM
WHat Kind of bread does Mr.Krabs like


highlt the awnser under this sentence PumperNickel

infatuation
02-02-2005, 02:28 AM
A guy walks into a bar, ouch. :rolleyes: :eusa_shif


Whats the difference between tomato and tomato

nothing!

highlight above.

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