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omgabear
16-06-2006, 04:25 PM
About 3 days ago I was on an Australian server (world 112) on Runescape. I was fishing and as usual there was the idiot of the guild there despretely seeking attention.

Eventually it led to the point that he started insulting me and calling me a macroer for not talking, which sparked a fight. He asked where I was from, I reported him and said QLD. He said where in QLD, I said where I lived and reported him again.

Eventually he said he lived near me and said he was coming to kill me, so I messaged Jagex though I was not worried about it. But today 4 kids showed up at my door.

They asked whether I was acidcantdie and I said yes. A kid on a bike got of it went right up to my door and started yelling cause I said I got his account banned. I politetly told him to "F off" and slammed the door.

About 5 minutes later I heard thumping on my roof, looked outside and the little brats were egging my house.

I went outside and told the kids to get lost or I'd call the police, and one spat in my face... thats when I got mad.

I morphed into my super duper 500ft demon eagle form and started breathing fire at the kids. But they somehow dodged it... and then I realised.

Those kids.... were ninjas...

I pulled out my machette and started swining at them, I chopped up the first one, slashed the second, hit a 32 on the third and the last was remaining...

He looked at me and said"
"You'll never stop my evil plan Acidcantdie ROFL ROFL ROFL"

He ran away never to be seen again. So I unmorphed went inside and wrote this exact encounter of it.

So yea another warning about giving your details out on runescape.

JonJon
16-06-2006, 04:28 PM
Wow. I was starting to get into that, thinking it was serious, until you made it stupid and said you morphed into something, and that kids were ninjas.

Sabian
16-06-2006, 04:29 PM
yeah same :P

Steven.
16-06-2006, 04:31 PM
Wow. I was starting to get into that, thinking it was serious, until you made it stupid and said you morphed into something, and that kids were ninjas.

Agreeeed ^^^

omgabear
16-06-2006, 04:31 PM
Wow. I was starting to get into that, thinking it was serious, until you made it stupid and said you morphed into something, and that kids were ninjas.

But that actually happened!!!

JonJon
16-06-2006, 04:33 PM
But that actually happened!!!

If you grew 500 ft high, surely you would get the armed forces right at your door, trying to tame you?

omgabear
16-06-2006, 04:33 PM
If you grew 500 ft high, surely you would get the armed forces right at your door, trying to tame you?

I dont think anyone saw it :)

Callum.
16-06-2006, 04:34 PM
Wow. I was starting to get into that, thinking it was serious, until you made it stupid and said you morphed into something, and that kids were ninjas.

I did too xD

JonJon
16-06-2006, 04:36 PM
So far that's 4 aginst 1 then. You really did spoil the story. Sorry.

lew!
16-06-2006, 04:38 PM
I got so into that you made me Auto Log Out :(

But did they really spit in your face ect?

Royksopp
16-06-2006, 04:39 PM
is the first bit true? lol id of got my base ball bat out and my air rifle see what they said then

JonJon
16-06-2006, 04:41 PM
is the first bit true? lol id of got my base ball bat out and my air rifle see what they said then

I really don't know what to believe. If it is all fake, or some of it true and the rest was pure bull.

And did you make that sig? If so, nice attempt, but it's a bit squashed, and the mage's spell is a bit.... iffy.

lew!
16-06-2006, 04:42 PM
LOL. I would of done that too.. Except i broke my air rifle :(
Just Get Some Kitchen Knives and threw them at them :)

Royksopp
16-06-2006, 04:42 PM
yeh lol i did on paint but it did the job im gonna find summat i like and change soon any way

Billrobin12
16-06-2006, 04:43 PM
i think that he destroyed it once he said bout the morphing thing lol.

Mr.Kylee
16-06-2006, 04:44 PM
I just wasted 1min of my life reading that :rolleyes: first I though that it's a real story..but when you said you changed forms I was like ''okay..pills''

JonJon
16-06-2006, 04:44 PM
Mine, and everyone's point exactly.

handsomedante
16-06-2006, 04:44 PM
ok u spoiled it so much ;[

omgabear
16-06-2006, 04:45 PM
I do hope you all know that this was never real, it was intended as a joke. No need to get upset guys :(

JonJon
16-06-2006, 04:47 PM
I do hope you all know that this was never real, it was intended as a joke. No need to get upset guys :(

So all of it was a joke?

omgabear
16-06-2006, 04:51 PM
So all of it was a joke?

yea... but I can become a super duper 500ft Demon Eagle

JonJon
16-06-2006, 04:52 PM
yea... but I can become a super duper 500ft Demon Eagle

No, but you can believe.

:)
16-06-2006, 04:53 PM
Lmao, that was getting good when you ruined it :(


Try writing a story on it ;o (without going to fairy land)

Stress Free
16-06-2006, 05:17 PM
That rawked until you became a 500ft demon eagle then i got scared and **** myself :'(

[Jay]
16-06-2006, 05:43 PM
Wow. I was starting to get into that, thinking it was serious, until you made it stupid and said you morphed into something, and that kids were ninjas.

lol same

:Razr
16-06-2006, 05:47 PM
Everyone knows this didn't happen. Except you. You're probably a mental patient. xD

cocaine
16-06-2006, 05:53 PM
About 3 days ago I was on an Australian server (world 112) on Runescape. I was fishing and as usual there was the idiot of the guild there despretely seeking attention.

Eventually it led to the point that he started insulting me and calling me a macroer for not talking, which sparked a fight. He asked where I was from, I reported him and said QLD. He said where in QLD, I said where I lived and reported him again.

Eventually he said he lived near me and said he was coming to kill me, so I messaged Jagex though I was not worried about it. But today 4 kids showed up at my door.

They asked whether I was acidcantdie and I said yes. A kid on a bike got of it went right up to my door and started yelling cause I said I got his account banned. I politetly told him to "F off" and slammed the door.

About 5 minutes later I heard thumping on my roof, looked outside and the little brats were egging my house.

I went outside and told the kids to get lost or I'd call the police, and one spat in my face... thats when I got mad.

I morphed into my super duper 500ft demon eagle form and started breathing fire at the kids. But they somehow dodged it... and then I realised.

Those kids.... were ninjas...

I pulled out my machette and started swining at them, I chopped up the first one, slashed the second, hit a 32 on the third and the last was remaining...

He looked at me and said"
"You'll never stop my evil plan Acidcantdie ROFL ROFL ROFL"

He ran away never to be seen again. So I unmorphed went inside and wrote this exact encounter of it.

So yea another warning about giving your details out on runescape.

I know, it happened to me aswell.

:Razr
16-06-2006, 06:08 PM
You must have escaped from the white house.

micky.blue.eyes
16-06-2006, 06:21 PM
:o It was you who attacked me!

Lmao! That was a funny story. I was ready to post a long post telling you that that's what happens when you give out personal details lol.

:Razr
16-06-2006, 10:24 PM
And then he morphs into a demon and ruins it.

JonJon
16-06-2006, 10:55 PM
And then he morphs into a demon and ruins it.

WE KNOW!! I WAS THE FIRST TO POINT THAT OUT, AND LIKE A MILLION PEOPLE HAVE SAID IT TOO!

Stress Free
16-06-2006, 10:57 PM
You mean that didn`t realy happen ?

omgabear
17-06-2006, 05:43 AM
You mean that didn`t realy happen ?

The morphing into the demon happened atleast

JonJon
17-06-2006, 06:54 AM
The morphing into the demon happened atleast

Right, that's it, I'm reporting you to Animal Control.

:Razr
17-06-2006, 07:50 AM
What about the Mental hospital?

Stress Free
17-06-2006, 07:51 AM
I think this tread should be closed now as it is filled with spam

:Razr
17-06-2006, 07:53 AM
I second that. But spam is good...

JonJon
17-06-2006, 08:06 AM
I think this tread should be closed now as it is filled with spam

No it isn't.

:Razr
17-06-2006, 08:08 AM
It is getting out of hand now, you have to admit.

Ashley 12344
17-06-2006, 09:00 AM
Anywho, to redirect the spam.

That pacman wakka thing is on Futurama, with the Mrs. Pacman.

Lmao at the end they start to get tired and say wakka.......wakka slower :) :eusa_danc

xenex
17-06-2006, 09:35 AM
i lolled irl

:Razr
17-06-2006, 09:59 AM
Lmao... I didn't. I thought, "What a noob."

JonJon
17-06-2006, 12:40 PM
I didn't. I just thought it was a true story, and changed into my serious mode, and then he just ruined it.... if he kept it realistic, it would've been good.

micky.blue.eyes
17-06-2006, 01:14 PM
Thread locked, too much spam.

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