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Mentor
23-06-2006, 11:08 PM
Useless inventions is a new archive ive created on thybag (http://thybag.co.uk), but its kinda small.

So far it has:

1. Rubber Kleenex.
2. Reusable ice cubes
3. Reversible garbage disposal.
4. Pedal-powered wheel chair
5. Non-intrusive alarm clock
6. Non-stick Cello tape
7. Motorised Oars
8. Non-drying paint.
9. Motorcycle Air Bag
10. Motorcycle Ashtrays
11. Kickstand for tanks
12. Leather cutlery
13. Inflatable dart board
14. Inflatable darts-board.
15. Invisible book
16. Ice skate sandals, for use in hot climates.
17. How-to cassettes for the deaf.
18. Glow in the dark sunglasses
19. Frictionless Sandpaper.
20. Glow in the dark sunglasses
21. Fireproof cigarettes.
22. Flashbulb tester.
23. Electric dog polisher.
24. Do it yourself roadmap
25. Double-sided playing cards.
26. Diet celery
27. Digital clock-winder.
28. Dehydrated water
29. Dehydrated water
30. Cord-less Extension Cords
31. Cat flap for the fridge.
32. Chequered paint
33. Car steering triangles
34. Breathable Spacesuits
35. Camcorder with braille-encoded buttons.
36. A freezer for Eskimos.
37. Anklet wris****ches
38. Braille TV remote
39. A black highlighter pen
40. A dictionary index
41. Seatbelts for Motorbikes
42. Self stick frying pan
43. Skinless bananas
44. Steel-belted radial rubber bands.
45. Umbrella with a skylight.
46. The Suspension Tunnel
47. Superconducting insulator
48. Sun-dial with glow in the dark markings.
49. Strap-on portable chairs.


Can anyone think of any more i can ad to my archive? :D

RedStratocas
23-06-2006, 11:11 PM
Stringless guitar
Silent Ringtone
Non-Stick glue

By the way, 18 and 20 are the same

Mentor
23-06-2006, 11:14 PM
Good ones :D *silenty removes number 20*

Moose
23-06-2006, 11:15 PM
Useless inventions is a new archive ive created on thybag (http://thybag.co.uk), but its kinda small.

So far it has:

1. Rubber Kleenex.
2. Reusable ice cubes
3. Reversible garbage disposal.
4. Pedal-powered wheel chair
5. Non-intrusive alarm clock
6. Non-stick Cello tape
7. Motorised Oars
8. Non-drying paint.
9. Motorcycle Air Bag
10. Motorcycle Ashtrays
11. Kickstand for tanks
12. Leather cutlery
13. Inflatable dart board
14. Inflatable darts-board.
15. Invisible book
16. Ice skate sandals, for use in hot climates.
17. How-to cassettes for the deaf.
18. Glow in the dark sunglasses
19. Frictionless Sandpaper.
20. Glow in the dark sunglasses
21. Fireproof cigarettes.
22. Flashbulb tester.
23. Electric dog polisher.
24. Do it yourself roadmap
25. Double-sided playing cards.
26. Diet celery
27. Digital clock-winder.
28. Dehydrated water
29. Dehydrated water
30. Cord-less Extension Cords
31. Cat flap for the fridge.
32. Chequered paint
33. Car steering triangles
34. Breathable Spacesuits
35. Camcorder with braille-encoded buttons.
36. A freezer for Eskimos.
37. Anklet wris****ches
38. Braille TV remote
39. A black highlighter pen
40. A dictionary index
41. Seatbelts for Motorbikes
42. Self stick frying pan
43. Skinless bananas
44. Steel-belted radial rubber bands.
45. Umbrella with a skylight.
46. The Suspension Tunnel
47. Superconducting insulator
48. Sun-dial with glow in the dark markings.
49. Strap-on portable chairs.


Can anyone think of any more i can ad to my archive? :D


Haha those are funny. There is also the Solar-Powered Flashlight.

28 and 29 are the same.

RedStratocas
23-06-2006, 11:17 PM
Oh, and this:

http://www.techgadgetforums.com/files/ipod_toilet_paper_dispense.jpg

A toilet paper dispenser with iPod dock

ilovejordan
23-06-2006, 11:18 PM
seatless chair

Mentor
23-06-2006, 11:24 PM
Haha those are funny. There is also the Solar-Powered Flashlight.

28 and 29 are the same.
How in the world did i forget that one 0.o i must have exspected it so much i forgot it lol.

Plus so far all the ones ive added have just taken up the spaces of the ones ive doubled up lol :D


seatless chair

Interesting consept "/

iluvben
23-06-2006, 11:29 PM
Non-melt wax candle.

Grimmauld
23-06-2006, 11:31 PM
A thong for your iPod in RedS.'s thread, it was pretty amusing but useless. :rolleyes: And is Thybag YOUR website? I like your signature. :D

jordzit
23-06-2006, 11:35 PM
kettle made of ice

RedStratocas
23-06-2006, 11:38 PM
A thong for your iPod in RedS.'s thread, it was pretty amusing but useless.

But oh so sexy.

Yeah, I had a thread of useless ipod accessories (http://habboxforum.com/showthread.php?t=185529)

PaintYourTarget
24-06-2006, 12:57 AM
Re-usable Ice Cubes would actually be pretty handy. It'd save alot of freezer space if you could perminately use the same 2 cubes to chill your drinks... hell, I might invent some.

And STHU before you suggest it's impossible and wouldn't work because I have just realised that :(

RedStratocas
24-06-2006, 01:18 AM
Soundless headphones
A handless-clock
Touch-sensitive gloves

Desjardens
24-06-2006, 02:09 AM
LETTER MATH.

omgabear
24-06-2006, 06:36 AM
Inflatable dartboard
waterless pool

Moose
24-06-2006, 06:42 AM
There is also the xbox 360 :)

iluvben
24-06-2006, 08:27 AM
LETTER MATH.
If you mean letters in maths haven't you done Algebra?

HellyBelly
24-06-2006, 08:35 AM
solar powered torch.

Splinky
24-06-2006, 09:16 AM
solar powered torch. You can get them, y'know. You charge them in the day and use them at night.

HellyBelly
24-06-2006, 09:18 AM
You can get them, y'know. You charge them in the day and use them at night.

fine just burst my bubble.

FlyingJesus
24-06-2006, 04:36 PM
Chocolate teapot.

RedStratocas
24-06-2006, 04:39 PM
Water-proof bathing suit.

Moose
24-06-2006, 04:42 PM
Solar powered car

Adam$
24-06-2006, 05:02 PM
Non-drying paint has a purpouse. It's painted on the tops of buildings to stop people clinbing on top. =D

Nice list, also. Even if there are a cople the same.

Mentor
26-06-2006, 05:25 PM
Humm interesting ideas. For the record the uptodate archive can be seen here: http://thybag.co.uk/?p=Archive&type=Inventions

PaintYourTarget
26-06-2006, 06:05 PM
Soundless headphones
A handless-clock
Touch-sensitive gloves
A digital clock has no hands ;)

Climax
26-06-2006, 06:25 PM
A wool cool-bag.
A steel trampoline.
Scented glue.
Transparent clothing.

Mentor
26-06-2006, 08:32 PM
Some realy good suggestions in Here, Thanks to those contribueting, Archive is up to 57 :D

FlyingJesus
26-06-2006, 09:02 PM
Scented glue.

That's the best thing I've ever seen ^_^

PaintYourTarget
26-06-2006, 09:03 PM
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j284/missiebob2/nunchucks.jpg
'nuff said.

Climax
26-06-2006, 09:03 PM
LOL AT THE NUNCHUKS.

louder
26-06-2006, 09:22 PM
Battery Powered Battery Charger.
Book On How To Read.

thats all I can think of.

Water-proof bathing suit.
There is such a thing, it's called a dry suit, lets no water in. ;)

RedStratocas
27-06-2006, 01:41 AM
Battery Powered Battery Charger.
Book On How To Read.

thats all I can think of.

There is such a thing, it's called a dry suit, lets no water in. ;)

You know what I mean...

Billay
27-06-2006, 01:44 AM
Habbox was a pretty useless invention.

Moose
27-06-2006, 01:47 AM
Habbox was a pretty useless invention.

Not at the time being around 2002-2004.

BL!NKEY
27-06-2006, 01:49 AM
http://www.fashionwatch.com/2001/winter20002001/uselessinventions/images/1.jpg

http://www.fashionwatch.com/2001/winter20002001/uselessinventions/images/5.jpg

and here (http://waqarkhan.com/NewInventions/sld001.htm) here is a slide show of more

Moose
27-06-2006, 02:26 AM
[quote=BL!NKEY]http://www.fashionwatch.com/2001/winter20002001/uselessinventions/images/1.jpg
[quote]

I'd actaully buy that to coax my pan when I make pancakes and skie.

Adam$
27-06-2006, 06:24 AM
Lmao. ;D

Kasabian
27-06-2006, 06:27 AM
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j284/missiebob2/nunchucks.jpg
'nuff said.

:eusa_wall I found that!!!

Grindie
27-06-2006, 06:43 AM
How about a chocolate fireguard :)

FlyingJesus
27-06-2006, 11:18 PM
I want that butter stick!

RedStratocas
27-06-2006, 11:20 PM
A rounded axe head
A square football

FlyingJesus
27-06-2006, 11:26 PM
A country to the North of England that's attached by land but isn't actually part of England.

Craig
28-06-2006, 10:42 AM
Habbox was a pretty useless invention.

Technically it wasnt an 'invention' "/

Also if you don't like Habbox go to a different forum/leave instead of posting bad stuff about it.


LETTER MATH.
Isn't that called Algebra?:rolleyes:

Billay
29-06-2006, 01:57 AM
Isn't that called Algebra?:rolleyes:

habbox doesnt really have much of a point too it. but i guess its time consuming.

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