Blonde Jokes Only!

[8Marcus8]

Sorry if your blonde! Post all your blonde jokes here folks!
Here are 2 of mine, i got way more -

A blonde walks into PC World and goes to the help desk.
"Where can i find curtains" Says the blonde.
"Why on earth do you wany curtains!?" Asks the sales helper.
"Duh for my computer!" Says the Blonde.
"What!? Since when do you need curtains for a computer?" Asks the sales helper.
"Duh.... i have windows!"

Two blondes walk down a street, they walk past a mirror shop, one suddenly turns around.
"Whats the hold up?" Asks Blonde number 1.
"Omg, i know this person from somewhere!" Says Blonde 2 stupidly.
The other Blonde walks up to the mirror in the shop window.
"Of course you've seen her!" Says Blonde 1, "Thats Me!"

Keep them comin ;)

[Jase]

Havent i done this thread already :S

[8Marcus8]

this is purely for blonde jokes!

[Ryan]

Blonde walks into a bar ..... Ouch!

[la-ur-en]

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''

[8Marcus8]

lol thats a good one! Why r u cautioned :s ?

[Kirsty]

a blonde is walking by the river bank thinking and then she see's another blonde and shouts over to her "HOW DO YA GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?" and she shouts back "U R ON THE OTHER SIDE"

A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a tv After a few minutes she picks one out and approaches the salesman I want to buy this television she says The salesman replies Sorry we dont serve blondes here
She gets mad leaves and goes home She dyes her hair brown and returns to the store I want to buy this television she says to the salesman getting the same response Sorry miss we dont serve blondes here She leaves again frustrated She goes home and proceeds to shave her head eyebrows and all leaving no visible trace of blonde hair on her head Upon returning to the store she once again approaches the salesman Sir I would like to purchase this television and I don't want any problems To which the salesman replies Sorry Miss we don't serve blondes Fed up with this she cries How can you tell that I am blonde? I have dyed my hair and even resorted to shaving my head! To which the salesman replied Well, Miss, that television you are trying to buy is a microwave! OMG IT TAKES 4EVA TO TYPE rofl

[8Marcus8]

lmao thats great!

[la-ur-en]

lol thats a good one! Why r u cautioned :s ?
I was cautioned because i was too harsh on some of my comments...

[Ryan]

i just got a GREY rep from ''jrh2002'' sayin i was gnna b cautioned ....lol

[Jim Rotates]

I blonde walks up to a salesman and asks to buy a television, and the salesman, tells her that his store doesnt serve blondes, so she goes to the salon and becomes a brunette, and goes back to the same store the next day and asks the same question, the salesman, again, tells her, that he doesnt serve blondes, so she goes to the salon, and goes ginger. She goes back to same store and asks if she can buy a TV and the salesman, once again, tells her that he doesnt serve blondes, so she goes home, and shaves her hair off, then goes back to the same store and asks again, the salesman, tells her again, that he doesnt serve blondes, and finally the blonde asks him, how did he know she's a natural blonde, the salesman, replies by telling her that this isnt a TV store, it's where you buy microwaves

[8Marcus8]

this joke has been done!

[Jim Rotates]

sry, my bad

[Xaction]

Heres Some Lame Ones


Blonde Sits On A Chair At Her Computer

Her Mum Walks In

'' Wat Are You Doing With That Tipex?''

Blonde: I Miss Spelled Stupid, So Im Tipexing It

Mum: No, Your Getting It On The Chair,

Fact Of Joke: Mum Was Blonde 2




Blonde Walks Into A Shop

Picks Up A Magazine

Walks To The Counter

Shop Keeper: £3.99 Please

Blonde: Ive Only Have A £5 Note, It's Ok Ill Get It Another Time



:) I Kno Lame

[Fingerboots]

What do you call a Blonde with dyed hair?
- Artificial Intelligence

[Sketti]

9 blondes and a brunette hanging onto a rope which is dangling off a 100 storey building. They're trying to swing up - brunette's idea obviously - when they decide that there's too many of them - brunette again - the brunette steps up and the blondes are all so touch they all start to clap!
Hey hey! I just touch typed all of this!

[toxicnoodles]

ok how do u no if sum1 is blonde?

they ahve there tampon behind there ear andsshe dont no what she did with her cigarette.

i have another one.

a blonde, a brunette and a redhead r in the desert. there car runs out of petrol so they go to find a petrol station. they each take one thing. the blonde and the brunette asks the red-head what she took and she says food in case we get hungry. the blonde and the red head ask the brunette what she bought , she says water in case we get thirsty. the brunette and the red head ask the blonde what she brought. she says i bought the car door so if we get hot we can wind the window down.

i love them jokes

toxicnoodles.

:iamwithst

[8Marcus8]

lol those r good :p

[Sketti]

How do you know if a blondes been using you computer with Word?
There's tipex all over the screen.

How do you know is a blonde's burgles you?
You end up with more stuff than you started with!